Close The Curtain

Our mission is to educate, entertain, and inspire women to live their best lives while they Close The Curtain to things that do not serve them. Join us every week as we discuss relationships, mental health, pop culture, and travel. We will be toasting the good and corking the ratchet, so grab your favorite wine and meet us at the intersection of pop culture and wellness.

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 8: BBL's-N-Baecations

From the millions of snow crabs that have mysteriously disappeared to Ginuwine passing out during the Criss Angel's Magic Show, we have the stories covered and you don't want to miss it. You considering a less expensive BBL? Better make sure you don't leave with a missing organ. What goes along perfectly with a break-up...a baecation? We didn't think so either until we saw it on Blue Ivy's innanet. What blends well with a girls' night in? The tea that we serving up tonight. So grab your favorite drink and prop those feet up while Close The Curtain's cohosts regale you with the latest entertainment news! Disclaimer: We do not own the rights to any stories or music heard on this podcast. The stories mentioned here have been previously publicized.

10-30
01:19:20

Close The Curtain S3:Episode 7: USC Majorette Squad

This episode does not fake the funk. It explores mental health with Meg Thee Stallion; Yung Miami as the next 'Black Oprah'; Kanye's 'White Lives Matter' movement; along with the other latest entertainment news. Most importantly, we discuss maintaining intentional friendships and relationships. Join your favorite girlfriends as we kick back this week.  Disclaimer: We do not own the rights to any stories or music heard on this podcast. The stories mentioned have been previously publicized.

10-16
01:54:32

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 6: Chick-Fil-A Mistake

Hey CTC Crew! We are back from our mid season hiatus and are quite ready to get back to supplying yall with the latest tidbits of entertainment news. From the Obamas portraits being revealed and installed in the White House to Queen Lizbet going on to glory; Nia and Ume's social mishaps; CFA targeting 'our community'; 'Stole by Sheree'; and much more. Are you ready to dive into this week's shenanigans, cuz we are. Press play now! Disclaimer: We do not own the rights to any stories or music heard on this podcast. The stories mentioned have been previously publicized.

10-04
01:24:48

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 5.5: Wine Down with The Eavesdrop

Hello Close The Curtain Crew! This has been a very productive 3 seasons, and your cohosts thought it was high time to remember where this idea was first birthed: as monthly, recurring guests on The Eavesdrop with Dr. Shalonna Battle. Let's connect with the ladies we were then and explore the growth not only as individuals but as a collective that continues to bring you great content. Grab a bottle and reminisce one time for the one time with us. See ya next week with our regularly scheduled S3 episode. :) Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

09-21
01:24:40

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 5: Lizzo vs. Aries Spears

"You wanna talk ish?!" "You wanna run yo mouth?!" "You wanna ga-". Skrrrrrr! Thought like our favorite topic, Boosie Bad Azz, yall wanted a live concert. But we might have been wrong. Before you close the curtain on us, tune in and see don't these hot topics make you stay awhile. From Boosie's umpteenth traffic pull over; to pilots fighting midflight; plane customers air-dropping nudes; to Lizzo going so high on Aries that we had to dig some ditches, you won't want to miss this. Round it off with Auntie Tab reading Food Network for filth and you will leave inspired. Join us this episode.   Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

09-08
01:23:11

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 4: Student Loan Forgiveness

"It's 7 o' clock, on the dot, I'm in my drop top, cruising the...". Ooops. Us cohosts of Close The Curtain were really trying to determine if Usher is the King of R&B; if Money Bag Joe did enough for the culture with the student loan forgiveness plan; and if Biggie's daughter was really putting her house up as collateral for her 'long time' boyfriend who hasn't put a ring on it; and forgot to turn Alexa off. Anyway, hop on this podcast for our weekly night out as we roast the bad, toast the good, and turn up for everything else in between.   P.S. We have a side bar that even THE GOAT, Serena Williams, would approve of. Tune in NEE-OW.   Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

09-04
01:29:50

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 3: I QUIT (quietly)

GIRL, listen. Join the cohosts of Close The Curtain Podcast as we play our latest Season 3 game; catch up on the latest and nigh outrageous tea; and have the most fabulous gab session with the ladies. Not to mention the literal gems dropped for how to doff our superhero capes (whether at home, with family, friends, job, church, etcetera) and how to tune into what you need. Stop by and see what all the fuss is about. I dare you.  Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

08-25
01:35:27

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 2: FAMU Rattler

Join the co-hosts of Close The Curtain Podcast: Caroline, Nalita and Shalonna, as we nose dive into this week's content. From period appropriate plantation parties to naked shenanigans in front of The Rattler, you won't find this good time anywhere else. We wrap everything up with a nice bow to help you get through your week. Meet you there. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

08-20
01:37:02

Close The Curtain S3: Episode 1: Renaissance

The cohosts at Close The Curtain Podcast are kicking our hiatus to the curb! Tune in for your weekly dose of entertainment, hot topics, and inspiration as we bring this season in right! Girl...do we got a show for you. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

08-11
01:35:02

Close The Curtain S2:Best of Side Bars

Catch two of our favorite side bar discussions from this season in our Best of for Season 2! These little gems of conversation are the meat and potatoes (or oodles and noodles) that carry us into our next week with a bit more pep in our step and face forward. Join the co-hosts of Close The Curtain here as we tackle some issues us millenials, Gen Z'ers, and even baby boomers find relevancy in and are addressing today. Intersection of pop-culture and entertainment at your service.  Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

08-03
01:01:12

Close The Curtain S2: Best Of

Even on hiatus, we bringing the girl's night to you! Join the hosts of Close The Curtain Podcast as we reminisce about the best things from season 2. Tune in and I bet we have you holding your sides laughing and going back to hear the gems you missed from this season. Let's get into it, yall! Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

07-27
01:56:44

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 10: Door Dash

Whew Chile! The hosts of Close The Curtain Podcast are back again to end this season of the show RIGHT. Tune in and find out the latest tea news today with an extra sugar lump for your week. (We always have a good time.) Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

07-20
01:20:02

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 9: Hold My Chiclet

Join the cohosts of Close The Curtain Podcast as we unwind from this heavy week with likka, snacks and good conversation. We have the ingredients for a great episode and the last thing we are missing is you. Don't worry about a thing; we're going to take care of you from beginning to end. Grab a drink, pop a seat, and enjoy the show. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

07-13
01:26:40

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 8: Summer Blues

From discussing the merits of waist beads to reviewing the BET Awards and the most recent Versuz, this past week was litty. Auntie Vickie Winans trying to get ahead of the innanet in her roast session. Queen Bey released snippets of her upcoming album and it's got us looking at these jobs and relationships wondering if we need to cut something off before it breaks us down. And between the McDonald's missed meal and the MIL hijacking this couple's retreat, we got plenty to discuss. As a bonus, our co-host, Caroline, reveals her summer traveling tips for success. This is a gab session you don't want to miss. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

07-07
02:01:26

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 7: FIND OUR GIRLS!

Join us for an exclusive interview with our special guest, Shaquita Whitley-Holt, LCSW, as we discuss an increasingly alarming but oftentimes overlooked epidemic at the forefront of our community: trafficking and missing women and girls of color. Tune in to find out way to aid in the mounted efforts to 'Find Our Girls'. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

07-04
54:07

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 6: My Black is Beautiful

It's Tuesday night and the hosts of Close The Curtain are cutting loose. From Queen Bey removing her profile picture and Yung Miama telling Diddy, "we go togetha", we have news that you don't wanna miss. Like Azalea Banks, we are sometimes unhappy with our jobs, but is it OK to punish your fans or coworkers due to our environment? Is anyone else wondering if Nick Cannon could be your cousin? And what does Juneteenth mean for you? The opinions to this and so much more can be found in this episode. Come wine down with us. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

06-22
01:32:01

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 5: Oodles and Noodles

From sanging songs we had no business singing growing up; to car insurance paying out liability for obtaining STDs in a box chevy; and even further to having oodles and noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; the ladies of Close The Curtain invite you to stop by and enjoy this Tuesday wine down with us. The laughs and bits of inspiration will bevy you throughout this trying week, and have you looking forward to the conversation for the next. Happy Hoochie Daddy Summer to you! Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

06-15
01:18:13

Close The Curtain S2: Episode 4: Happy Cookout

You may want to sit down for this episode of Close The Curtain because it is exactly what the summer ordered: a night in with your favorite girls. From getting "sat down" at the adult spelling bee to the invention and production of uterus-shaped cereal that turns the milk red, we got the tea, sis. So tune in and enjoy this week's installment of CTC. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

06-08
01:45:05

Close The Curtain S2 Episode 3: Yall Ain't Hearing Me

Join Nalita, Shalonna, and Caroline, the hosts of Close The Curtain Podcast, as we kick back in our third episode of Season 2. In this episode, we sip wine and discuss supporting small businesses in our ice cream review; Shalonna's speed dating experience; Caroline's rideshare horror story; things preachers say when the church stops listening; the MAIN menu this summer: HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS.  Then, we decide who to raise a glass to or cork out of SupaCent gifting her man land; CTC Host Caroline and her customer service experience; Macy vs. D9 Sororities; and Xscape vs. Destiny's Child. We close the show by discussing how not to lose yourself in a relationship. So grab your wine, and meet us at this girl's night out! Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized.

06-01
01:48:48

Close The Curtain Season 2 Episode 2: Let Them Cheeks Out

We're back with another episode in our season 2 lineup! From warm girl summer to self-realization tips, we have got something for you this week. Grab your wine, kick up your feet, and tune in as we Close The Curtain on the most recent shenanigans. Disclaimer: Close The Curtain Podcast does not own the rights to any music heard on our podcast. The stories discussed here have already been publicized and published. 

05-27
01:40:12

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