Clusterflicks

Our heroes delve deep into the multifaceted political world of the African savannah, featuring the musical stylings of our very own Rich! We learn that Matt has the hots for young adult Simba, and the rest of us are weirdly attracted to Mufasa. Buckle up; it gets weird.

Our heroes attempt to figure out why this movie works as well as it does. Madonna an actor? Rosie O'Donnell an athlete? Regardless of these head-scratching decisions, this movie holds up. Listen to us as we discuss why!

(To the tune of Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman") Here's our heroes Sitting in their seats Here's our heroes Talkin' 'bout movies Here's our heroes You can believe all the stuff we say We looked it up online today Whoaaaa Whoaaaaa... Here's our Heroes!

In this installment, our heroes learn WAY more than they wanted to about dinosaurs. It's Jurassic Park! A glorious film about dinosaurs, adapted from the very famous novel of the same name, written by Michael... Crickton.  You will not be disappointed by this episode. Or, maybe you will be, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.

An episode that nearly lost to the technology trolls, but our heroes decided that it was worth the extra time to save all of these sweet sweet jokes for your listening pleasure! Dirty Dancing is our fourth Swayze film to date...so I guess you could say that we are crazy for Swayze! ...you know ...if you wanted to.

If you ever wanted to do a deep dive into karate tournament rules but haven't had the time, oh, have we got an episode for you! And if you're confused on whether this episode is a review of The Karate Kid or a review of Cobra Kai, so is Matt.  RIP Sensoo Miyago.

In this episode, our heroes behead each other in duels until only one of us remains. That person shall be the one prophesied to explain this cult classic. Who will be the victor? You'll have to listen to find out! JK...It's Alex...obviously. 

In this episode, our heroes slog through the body-filled swamps of Florida while attempting to unravel the many twists and turns of this thriller from the late '90's. 

For this episode, our heroes watched the amazing almost kinda sorta based on a true story movie about the birth of the Jamaican Bobsled Team. 

This week, our heroes get Rich put on the FBI watch list with his new internet search history: "How to rip someone's throat out." That's right, you guessed it, it's Road House! The Double Deuce is the rowdiest bar in Missouri history, but don't worry, Swayze has a Ph.D. and is more than qualified to clean it up. As a bonus, we are also joined by a special guest, Brad Martin! Thanks for joining us, Brad.

Albequerque! Meerschaum pipe! 2:22! FREEMASONS! This week, our heroes take a deep, deep, deep dive into the VERY authentic documentary, National Treasure. This "national treasure" details the very real story of how our country was founded. Plus, Nicolas Cage. So hot. 

Our heroes in a half shell! Cowabunga! Never pay full price for late pizza! Insert other turtley phrases here.  This week, our heroes dive down into the sewers to party with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We even have our very own card-carrying member of the TMNT fan club to educate us on all things turtle. 

This week our heroes must endure a cookie cutter revenge story starring the man who claimed that he fought the Yakuza with the help of the American Mob. He also pooped his pants when he was choked out by a real martial artist—none other than Steven Seagal! Weird bravado that doesn't make sense? Check! Hiding important evidence in the dumbest place ever? Check! Having the mob kill your wife and put you into a coma, only for you to come out of that coma and sleep with the first hot chick you see in a matter of days? Check, check, and check! Yeah, I'm rambling a bit, but this one got weird guys.

In this episode our heroes learn that Atropine instantly reverses the effects of all chemical and biological weapons, that—in Michael Bay's world—everything is, at all times, on the verge of explosion, and that you don't need character development as long as you have a villain that's more sympathetic than your heroes. That's right, it's time to talk about the 1996 mega pint of action and explosions, The Rock!

This week, our heroes take a deep dive into Epstein's flight records, Elizabeth Perkins' sex appeal, and inappropriate age gaps! What do all of these things have in common? Tom Hanks' iconic performance in Big! We are once again joined by sexy-voice-haver Rob Springer, who finally helps us get to the bottom of what's behind Rick's mystery door... Thanks, Rob! Rob's links are here!

Our heroes embark on probably the grossest journey in the history of ever, joined by a special guest! Wayne, from Florida Men on Florida Man, joins us as we dissect the nuances of The Fly (1986 remake).  Warning: this movie is GROSS. If you have a weak stomach, you may want to opt out of this one! Wayne's Links: Florida Men on Florida Man Twitter: @fmofmpodcast    Podcast: linktr.ee/fmofmpodcast

Our heroes delve into this 100% true documentary about one of the thousands of fighting tournaments that Frank Dux won during his storied career.  This is the movie that launched JCVD into movie splits stardom. 

The Clusterflicks kids are enough! At least, that's what we're telling ourselves. In this episode, our heroes embark on a perilous journey with The Goonies through the pitfalls of eviction court. Oh, and also treasure. Sparkly and totally real treasure. 

Our heroes follow the adorable Ryan Reynolds up to the great white North, where he just can't help but charm the pants off America's Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, in this surprisingly hilarious Rom-Com. Bonus Points to us for picking a flick with the GOAT herself, the always-wonderful and already globally-missed Betty White.

Our heroes discover that sometimes even our most beloved movies from the past have plot holes large enough for Gary Busey to drive a stolen car through...while Mel Gibson easily keeps up on foot. Does this famous franchise-starting buddy-cop movie stand the test of time? Listen and find out!