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Music-Comedians Ryan ‘goose fan’ Brannon and Paul ‘grumpy curmudgeon’ Rich have their weekly meeting to discuss their highlights and lowlights, what baffles, bemuses and bewilders them (including the etymology of ridiculous but real words). Join them as they interview special guests including performers from TV to stage or (or perhaps you at home!) and put their movie knowledge to the test by finding out how even universally loved films can be hated... And why. And of course each episode Tom Hardy scours the globe to discover which hat... Is... Hardest

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A Bit of Goo Came Out

A Bit of Goo Came Out

2021-04-0501:43:08

Episode 61A Bit of Goo Came OutWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is about the small victories. Then for ‘Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary’, we’re doing something a little different. Nikki from In Bed With Nikki has sent us old scripts from her show. So we try to read out these very sexual stories… without giggling. Can we do it? Doubt it.Will Tom Hardy find his way out of 1955 and back home and get a hat tested? Find out in this week’s final Back To The Future themed Hardy’s Hardest Hats.Actress Camilla Joyce is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, what she was up to pre-lockdown and get the scoop on the current success of her short film, ‘Spiral’. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Camilla:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ActressCamilla Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/camillajoyceactress Show Promo this week was from the Path Went Chilly Podcast, hosted by Robin, Dr. Jules and Dr. Ashley - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-path-went-chilly/id1560090904 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
The Cold Cut

The Cold Cut

2021-03-2901:44:16

Episode 60THE COLD CUTWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Today we talk about all things Zach Snyder's Justice League... and was it worth it? Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is comic book related. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to “ingeniculate”, get down low, and gratefully receive Paul’s “dodrantal” dictionary?Tom Hardy is firmly stuck in 1955. Doc is desperate to get him home and out of his hair!Podcaster Nikky is our guest in today’s show where we chat about… well… all things sex. We also talk about her career thus far and what made her start a podcast about sexual confessions. Ryan & I are terribly British, so if you want to hear us squirm and get flustered. Keep on listening! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Nikky & her pod:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dnikky162 Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DNikky162 Show Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast hosted by Niki & Tyler - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Game Over

Game Over

2021-03-2201:23:29

Episode 59GAME OVERDownload our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?Tom Hardy has escaped Middle Earth but has ended up in some kind of 80’s throwback town… But it IS familiar…Actor Luke Ireland is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career thus far and what it feels like to work on a bit Netflix project but not be given the script til the morning of! And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Lukei:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lukeireland11 Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/lukeireland102 Show Promo this week was from the Mockbusters Podcast hosted by Jack & Matt - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mockbusters/id1528735050 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Controversy!

Controversy!

2021-03-1501:24:44

Episode 58Controversy!Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. With Gandalf gone… is all hope of testing a Wizard’s Hat lost with him?Actor and aspiring stunt performer, Shinji Ishigaki is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and what it takes to come a fully fledged stunt performer. And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… and talk about how stupidly handsome this bastard is! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Shinji:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shinji.ishigaki Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/IshigakiShinjiShow Promo this week was from the Down To Folk Podcast (@DTFStories) hosted by Chad & Ariel - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/down-to-folk/id1547870975We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Joining the Serkis

Joining the Serkis

2021-03-0801:27:54

Episode 57Joining the SerkisDownload our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434Here's the official music video! https://youtu.be/RtL5gVsw9qwAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' wholesome. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. Will he finally get to test the hardness of Gandalf’s pointy wizard hat.Actor, Producer and MoCap performer, Robin Berry is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and why he ran away to join the Serkis… see what we did there? And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including a brand new secret project coming to AppleTV in the near future. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Robin:Twitter - https://twitter.com/Rob_Berry81 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robin_berry_actorWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Proud members of the Podbreed (@Podbreed) Network & the Quite The Thing Media Network (@QTTmedia) https://www.quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul
Lord of the Ring Fit

Lord of the Ring Fit

2021-03-0101:20:41

Episode 56Lord of the Ring FitDownload our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is petrifying… for arachnophobes. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.Tom Hardy is lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest HatsActor, Director & Fight Choreographer, Cristian Cardenas is our guest in today’s show where we his career and where his jobs have taken him. And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including his combat showreel company called Fight Factory. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Cristian:Twitter - https://twitter.com/cristiandenas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/cristiandenas & https://www.instagram.com/fightfactory.cc Show Promo this week was from the Strikes My Fancy Podcast (@strikesmefancy) hosted by Kaila - https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/strikes-my-fancy/id1529974087 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
"Get Your Ass To Mars"

"Get Your Ass To Mars"

2021-02-2201:22:29

Episode 55“Get Your Ass To Mars”As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of the smarts in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to overcome his gag reflex on the huge load of words in Paul’s dictionary.Tom Hardy somehow has found his way into J.R.R Tolkein’s ‘The Hobbit’… And… well… listen for yourself.The gorgeous human, singer and actor Gina Atkinson is our guest in today’s show where we discuss the impact of Covid-19 on her career and what she’s being doing to change things up a bit for herself for the better, including designing her own crop tops, knitted jelly fish and macrame gifts via G.A Crochet Creations. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Gina:Twitter - https://twitter.com/gina_atkinson Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ginaatkinson92 & https://www.instagram.com/ginasjellys Her Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/GACrochetCreations Show Promo this week was from the Pineapple Pizza Podcast (@pineapppizzapod) hosted by Ashley, Emily & Lindsay - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pineapple-pizza-podcast/id1543640038 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Sexy Valentines Special

Sexy Valentines Special

2021-02-1501:24:41

Episode 54Sexy Valentines SpecialAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in a Valentine’s instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to grab a pillow to cushion his knees so he can… you know.Tom Hardy finds himself in his very own Cinderella story when his one true love runs off the night they met and dropped her hat. Will he find her?The inimitable Rhys Owen from Only Fools & Horses the Musical in the West End is our guest in today’s show We discuss the impact of Covid-19 on his career and what he’s being doing to change things up a bit for himself for the better, one of which being an erotic novel, read a chapter at a time by people just like YOU.. Inspirational. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links to his Pod:Twitter - https://twitter.com/rhyslightning Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rhysowen25 That erotic novel? https://www.instagram.com/snatchmurder Show Promo this week was from the SpyHards Podcast (@SpyHards) hosted by Agent Scott and Cam - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/spyhards-podcast/id1526729282 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
I Am Iron Monkey

I Am Iron Monkey

2021-02-0801:15:45

Episode 53 I Am Iron MonkeyAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is somewhat… self-serving. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to grab a pillow to cushion his knees so he can… you know.Tom Hardy has a Mark Strong problem. But will that get in the way of testing a hat with special guest, Tom Hiddleston. Listen to find out.Shaun Nuttall from the Repeat Offender Podcast is our guest in today’s show. We discuss his podcast, the legend that is Bernie Saunders and why he wishes he loved Star Wars more. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Learn about how he started out as a comedian but is also legally… a minister and can marry you if you wanted him to… not marry YOU but you and someone else… like a priest and that.Here’s some links to his Pod:Twitter - https://twitter.com/justtouchthetip Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_repeat_offender_podcast Show Promo this week was from the Infectious Groove Podcast (@Infectious_Pod) hosted by Russ, Kyle & Michelle - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/infectious-groove-podcast/id1497445845 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Episode 52 Godzilla v Kong (AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, Paul probes his brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his own jaw to… you know.Tom Hardy actually visits a milliner but tests no hats! Instead he promotes his other show which is exclusive to our Patreon members. Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Comedian, Mark O’Neil from the Mark & Eddie Fix Everything Podcast, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Learn about how he started out as a comedian… and why he wanted a cool stage name… and what he gets away with saying as he has a strong Scottish accent. Here’s some links to learn more about him:Twitter - https://twitter.com/realmarkoneil Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realmarkoneil And for the podcast - https://twitter.com/MandEFix Show Promo this week was from the Never A Straight Answer Podcast (@NASA_never) hosted by Gaz & Taylor - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/never-a-straight-answer/id1424527240 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
350 Miles for a Kebab

350 Miles for a Kebab

2021-01-2501:23:32

Episode 51 350 Miles for a KebabAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Ryan has a laundry related 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?Tom Hardy finally gets back to testing hats and is joined by none other than Stone Cold Steve AustinActor, Singer, Teacher, Handyman and all round, thoroughly brilliant guy, David McMinn, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Find out the pro’s & con’s of investing in property during these tough times… and why he has to smother himself in lube every day. Here’s some links to learn more about him:Twitter - https://twitter.com/ByebyebabyDavid Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/davidmcminn_singer Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/david.mcminn.395 Show Promo this week was from the Twisted & Uncorked Podcast hosted by Alecia and Sierra - @Twisted_Pod - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/twisted-and-uncorked/id1517691373 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Dismay!

Dismay!

2021-01-1801:30:20

Episode 50 Dismay!As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Join us as we celebrate our half a century of episodes the only way we know how… with more of the same shit!Ryan scrapes the bottom of the barrel in this week’s 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus for signs of intelligence in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?Tom Hardy insists on us celebrating our 50th episode in style… by trying to make it special in his own way…Actor, Director, Writer, Theatre Practitioner and all round, thoroughly, bloody nice bloke, Liam Fleming, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Turns out - he’s a bit of a giver. Not only is he Santa once a year, but right now he’s trying to bring people together and give them a “night out” even whilst separated from friends and stuck indoors during these terrible lockdown times. Listen in to find out more and check out BUCKBUCK GAMES & in particular, ‘BantzQuest’. Here’s some links:Twitter - https://twitter.com/buckbuckgamesuk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/buckbuckgames Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/buckbuckgames Website - https://www.buckbuckgames.com And you can find Liam here: https://www.twitter.com/imaginationpipe Show Promo this week was from the Once Upon A Nightmare Podcast hosted by Lorraine - @anightmarepod - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/once-upon-a-nightmare/id1521865524 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Lockdown With A Vengeance

Lockdown With A Vengeance

2021-01-1101:23:12

Episode 49Lockdown With A Vengeance As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 We took 2 weeks off but we’re back. It felt like we leave for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose on Earth. It’s up to us to dissect it. Join us!Ryan picks a highlight from the past fortnight in his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his head anus for signs of intelligence in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?Tom and Bane find themselves at what the initially think is a frat party in the Capitol building in ‘Hardy's Hardest Hats’.Comedians Phoebe Batteson-Brown and Miztli Rose of Ladylikes Comedy join us for some new year frivolities… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ We also find out about how they met and discuss their relatively new podcast ‘Sane Time, Sane Place’ where they share comical stories and personal anecdotes about the coping mechanisms they have developed to deal with the s*** life throws at us. Listen in to find out more and click links below:Twitter - https://twitter.com/LADYLIKESCOMEDY Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ladylikescomedy Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ladylikescomedy Website - http://ladylikescomedy.wixsite.com/ladylikesShow Promo this week was from the Insanely Dangerous Retro Pod Show by Gaz and Dangerous Dave (AKA Dange) - @TIDRPodshow - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-1-the-a-team/id1532467112?i=1000491720887 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
The Christmas Cracker

The Christmas Cracker

2020-12-2101:29:47

Episode 48Christmas CrackerAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 After recording this episode, the UK got the news that much of its population would be facing a Christmas apart from their families or in many cases… alone. As we found out after recording, there is no mention of it. So please use this as some means as escape. We are with you and are sending our love.Ryan's 'Highlight of the Week' is… Christmas themed but atrociously dirty. Also, talking of dirty - I put Ryan’s brain to the test with some massive yule log sized Christmas themed words in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?There’s a new twist in Hardy's Hardest Hats' this week as Tom Hardy attempts to distribute his and Mark Strong’s Christmas Album ”Marky Christmas& A Hardy New Year”… but also has to save Christmas itself.Actor & star of the West End’s ‘Harry Potter & The Cursed Child’ is our guest today. We discuss his career and his time as ‘Ron Weasley’, and what he’s been up to whilst he hasn’t been able to perform in the show due to COVID-19. We also play ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game'. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Twitter - https://twitter.com/Thomas_Aldridge Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/aldridge_tomFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/TomAdridge1Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... Ariel Cooksey from Malice Podcast @malicepodThe Runner-Up was our guest from last week - Lauren - @laurenrichmusicShow Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast by Ty & Niki (@TurnandMashPod) - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190All the best & Merry ChristmasDon't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Sedimentality

Sedimentality

2020-12-1401:20:06

Episode 47SedimentalityAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Are you twiddling your thumbs, with nothing to do? Not sure what to do with your life? Want to make a difference? THEN JOIN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION!Yes apparently there IS one but people just don’t know about it yet… That, and we’re just not advanced enough to be let in the club. More on this in the ep.Ryan's 'Highlight of the Week' is a little less X-Rated this week…  Also, can Ryan repeat his heroics and build upon his success last week to make it two in a row in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?There’s a new twist in Hardy's Hardest Hats' this week as Tom Hardy comes nose to nose with Mark Strong, owner of the smoothest voice… and head.Lauren Rich (Paul’s Sister) is our guest this week! We chat about her music, her career within the NHS why she ‘owns so much lego. We also play ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game'. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Check out Lauren and her music by searching @laurenrichmusic on all the socials or click these links:https://www.facebook.com/laurenrichmusic https://www.twitter.com/laurenrichmusichttps://www.youtube.com/laurenrichmusichttps://www.instagram.com/laurenrichmusicAnd here's her band camp, where you can purchase her incredible music- https://laurenrichmusic.bandcamp.com Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... Andrew Dipple from the @superdipplebrospodThe Runner-Up was a winner from a few weeks back, Raye from the ‘Not Before Coffee! Podcast’ - @need_3_mugsThe Winner of the ‘one of a kind’ Vinyl single of our Christmas song “I’m Glad It’s Christmas (Once A Year)” was Seth Cohn… also a podcast host for @trebletreblepod & @tfcpodShow Promo this week was from The Disc Dump Podcast by Miles Trout (@TheDiscDump) - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-disc-dump-podcast/id1488684113All the best &Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby

I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby

2020-12-0701:13:40

Episode 46I Will Be Your PayPig, BabyAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 The Vinyl competition is now OVER. Winners will be announced this week.Have you ever wanted to be financially dominated by someone? If that's a yes. You could be a PayPig. What's that you ask? That's you. Find out more by listening!Ryan's 'Highlight of the Week' is a little X-Rated...  and prepare for a season 1st in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary'.Tom Hardy faces the sternest of tests when he comes face to... helmet with the beskar armour wearing Mandalorian in 'Hardy's Hardest Hats'.Andrew (Middle) Dipple from the Super Dipple Bros Pod is our guest this week! We chat about his podcast, why he's called 'Middle' And of course we play 'Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game'. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Check out Super Dipple Bros by searching @superdipplebros on all the socials. And here's their website - https://www.superdipplebros.com/Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... Dylan Turner - (@DylanTurner_)! The Runner-Up was a winner from a few weeks back, Misty White.Show Promo this week was from the For Nerds by Nerds Podcast or (@FNBNPodcast)All the best &Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul
Cyber Monday Extr3me

Cyber Monday Extr3me

2020-11-3001:17:54

Episode 45Cyber Monday Extr3meAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy - & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - Merch Store 2 weeks left for the competition for a one of a kind, limited edition vinyl of our christmas single, so keep your eyes on the prize and check our pinned tweet @coldcallers and see how to enter.  We briefly mention the fact that Lockdown 2.0 UK Edition is easing this week as we are placed back into tiers... which has left many in tears.  But with the easing, it has meant I can go back to the market to do my day job, so that's good... for me, anyways.Ryan's been watching I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here and because of that, we talk about what genitals we would or wouldn't eat.Ryan's Highlight of the Week is yet again food related...  However, he does come face to face with a super hard one in Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary where Ryan's vocab faces a stern test.Tom Hardy bumps into Christian Bale in Hardy's Hardest Hats, and they talk about Christian's methods for getting into charater.West End Star, Dylan Turner is our guest this week! We chat about his experience being on London's West End and in TV & Film, and he has some excellent stories about his time working on Mamma Mia!... and that time he bought James Bond, tequila's on the beach.  We also run a feature on his powerhouse vocal trio Vocal Extr3me. And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Catch Dylan here - @DylanTurner_ (Twitter) & @DylanTurner_ (Instagram) - AND catch Vocal Extr3me here - @vocaleXtr3me (Twitter) & @vocalxtr3me (Insta)Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... No one! Coz no one got it right. All the bestRyPaul
J is for Genius

J is for Genius

2020-11-2301:12:17

Episode 44J is For GeniusAs always, all OUR links to our socials & to our fabulous MERCH are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers ComedyOur BRAND NEW Christmas Merch is here!  You can get your hands on it here - Merch Store The competition for a one of a kind, limited edition vinyl of our christmas single is LIVE, so keep your eyes on the prize and check our pinned tweet @coldcallers and see how to enter.  We talk Ryan's new isolation struggles, Rudy Giuliani's hair dye troubles... and the trouble's of the actors involved in the new Brexit TV ad.Ryan's Highlight of the Week is just plain wrong. Perhaps he's getting in some practice for Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary where his word knowledge is put to the toughest of tests! Tom Hardy finds refuge with his friend, Gerard Butler in Hardy's Hardest Hats. It's Tom's turn to don a hat. A spartan hat... but he's more concerned with biscuits...We have a great, big, imposing, fine specimen of a guest this week. We are thrilled to have actor, theatrical fighter and good looking stuntman... James Unsworth! We chat about his experience being a stunt/fight guy in TV & movies, and he has some excellent stories about his time working with Michael Bay... and even wrestling legend, Shawn Michaels...  And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Catch James on twitter here -  @James_Unsworth and check out his Insta here - @jamestunsworthLast week's COMPETITION WINNERS were the guys at Cherry Avenue True Crime and the runner up was Alissa Metternich from The Netherlands! Also a huge shout out to:The guys at the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast- find them on twitter too at @TurnandMashPod.To Rob & Ross at I Understood That Reference Podcast.And lastly to Greg from the Indie Drop-In for everything he's doing for Indie Podcasts! - Here's his twitter @indiedropinAll the bestRyPaul
"Natural Born Good"

"Natural Born Good"

2020-11-1601:15:24

Episode 43"Natural Born Good"As always, all OUR links to our socials & to our fabulous MERCH are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy Recording on Friday the 13th could be deemed as unlucky... but we have to record with each other every time we do this, so there's no change there.And for today's show, you're in for a treat.  We talk about a competition on the way that you can enter. So keep your eyes on the prize and keeping checking @coldcallers and our other socials for how to enter.  We somehow segue through a myriad of different topics... from perfume ads, to insults from our school days and the four seasons... total landscaping!Ryan's Highlight of the Week is kinky and kooky. And Ryan gets his knee pads at the ready, as he's going to be going down on my massive book of words in Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary. Tom Hardy is on the run in Hardy's Hardest Hats this week and enlists the help of Revenant Tom Hardy in trying out the hardness of a Russian hat. An Ushanka to be precise.We have an absolutely SMASHING guest this week. We are honoured to be to have actor, writer, comedian host of the Smashing Sundays Podcast... Beth Granville! We get on like a house on fire and quickly fall into a lovely chat about her podcast, how and why she started it and where YOU can find it. We also talk about Eastenders...  And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Catch Beth on twitter here -  @BettyGranville and check out her fabulous podcast with her co-host @LPinderOfficial - @SmashingSundays Last week's COMPETITION WINNER was Misty White (@_mistywhite) from Devonshire and the runner up was Rebecca Stein from North London!Also a huge shout out to:Miles at The Disc Dump Podcast - find him on twitter too at @TheDiscDump.To Seth & Jamal from Thanks For Coming! A RuPaul's Drag Race Podcast.And lastly to Curtis from the I Wanna Be A Producer Podcast for being a scholar and a gentlemanAll the bestRyPaul
Biden His Time

Biden His Time

2020-11-0901:16:18

Episode 42Biden His TimeThe US Election Results are in! Well... not when we started recording, but we definitely got the results halfway through the episode, so we had to make smart guesses in the lead up to that!In today's show, we chat about the the fat orange elephant in the room. With the room being the oval office and the orange elephant being... well... Donald Trump. We talk about the US Election and the results and what it means for 'Merica and the rest of the world. but obviously... we make it funny.Ryan's Highlight of the Week is either really exciting or really dull, depending on the type of person you are. And there's more fat dictionaries to be sucked as Paul once again puts Ryan's vocab to the test in Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary. A bit later, Tom Hardy evicts Donald Trump from the White House... with help from a few other Tom Hardy's in Hardy's Hardest Hats.For today's episode, we are excited to be welcoming West End performer and keen golfer, Matt Chivers (Matthew Collyer) to the show. 3 Actors. 1 Podcast... what do we discus... apparently Golf and video games. Go figure. fantastic tales of his life just starting out in the biz what life can be like in the spotlight and behind the scenes. And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. Catch Matt on twitter here -  @MatthewCollyer and check out his wham bam thank you gram at @chivles. As always, all OUR socials and links are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy Last week's COMPETITION WINNER was Hayley Murphy from London @hayleyjokristine and the runner up was Lauren van den Bergh from Elstree!Also a huge shout out to:Fellow nerds at For Nerds By Nerds Podcast - find them on twitter too at @FNBNPodcast. After all, it's not easy being geek.To the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast for being an excellent podcast and all round amazing human beingsAnd lastly to Tina Marie Trimpert for not only having a smashing pod (The Psyche-Delic Podcast) but also for her incredible work in the indie podcast community.All the bestRyPaul
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