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HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PART 2Part 2 of 2. We left Scrooge (Tom Hardy from 'Peaking F****** Blinders') reeling from the visit of the Ghost of Christmas Past. Now he must face two more spirits and change his wicked ways, or be punished and damned for all eternity.With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify.DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely made up. Any similarities to people, movie characters or muppets are purely coincidental. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly and the following episode contains many profanities so... you've been warned. Merry Christmas to you all & thanks for listening!Find Tom on Twitter at @HardysHardestand on Instagram at @hardys_hardest_hatsAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy LINKTREE & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Part 1Part 1 of 2. Welcome to the Hardy's Hardest Hats Christmas Special. And it's a special one indeed. We get caught up in Tom's dreams, where we are whisked away to victorian London and into the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. All your favourite characters are here... playing all of your favourite 'A Christmas Carol' characters!With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify.DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely made up. Any similarities to people, movie characters or muppets are purely coincidental. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly and the following episode contains many profanities so... you've been warned. Find Tom on Twitter at @HardysHardestand on Instagram at @hardys_hardest_hatsAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

Episode 69EndgameIn what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime.This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred timeline that he and Bane screwed up prior!Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ reaches desperately for the silver lining. Then Paul attempts to shove his well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat one last edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. No guests for the finale. So Ryan & Paul battle it out between themselves by smashing out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyPodcast Promo this week is for The Way Podcast hosted by Bill - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-way-podcast/id1501033629?id=1501033629Don’t forget, you too could have a mega smooth ball sack like Paul by using the Turf Chopper 3.0 by SmoothMyBalls! Get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 68Paul’s Bald BallsIn this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof.Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ is a lesson in being safety conscious. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy edges closer to a meeting with Professor Dumbledore to borrow his time turner… but Dumbledore and Professor Snape have other ideas.We’re super excited to be joined by Anto Buckley & Patrick Cook who are fabulous dancers, fantastic performers, wonderful humans and most importantly… good friends! We talk about what made them enter the world of performing arts and how the pandemic has shaped their lives into a different shape than they had planned for,Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Anto & Patrick:Instagram (Anto) - https://www.instagram.com/antobuckley_dancer Instagram (Patrick) - https://www.instagram.com/patrick_cook Podcast Promo this week is for the Let’s Start A Cult Podcast, hosted by Josh Schell - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lets-start-a-cult/id1532999976 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 67"What’s in the Box?!"This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7SVoting is STILL open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in when it all gets too much. We present our take on that.Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' relatable. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes undercover as a Hogwarts student to try and enlist the help of Professor Dumbledore to undo the mess he & Bane made in the past… or now the future… or the past before the previous past. Either way if they fail… we’re all F*****We’re super excited to be joined by magician & illusionist, Sam Fuller. We talk about what made him want to become a magician before moving on to doing a trick that YOU can ALL play at home (or in the office). Just get any 5 or 6 coins. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Sam:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fullermagic Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/samtheemagician TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@fuller.magic We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 66Execute Episode 66Voting is open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB!Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes with the T-800 to find John Connor & save him… but will Tom’s presence be a help… or a hindrance?We’re super excited to be joined by Agent Scott & Cam the Provocateur from the SpyHards Podcast. We talk about their pod, how they met and we ask the tough questions like… which Bond portrayal is their favourite & what’s the best Bond Theme. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for SpyHards:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/spyhards Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SpyHards We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 65Shadow & BoneThis episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7SDownload our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content. We also talk about how awesome it's going to be when we grow old and are allowed to get away with everything... because we'll be sweet, old men!Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little conceited. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy & Earth faces an apocalyptic future if he & Bane aren’t able to rewrite the mess they’ve already made throughout history.Actor & ‘Shadow & Bone’ Star, Gareth Turkington is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on the high trending show “Shadow & Bone on Netflix. Oh and we also nailed a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Gareth:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gareth.turkington Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/G_Turkington Show Promo this week was from the What Does SMH Mean? A Movie Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/what-does-smh-mean-a-movie-podcast/id1551908244We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 64Line of DutyThis episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7SDownload our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world.Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and soak it in during “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy’s quest for the Holy Hat of Christ is reaching its conclusion… the journey will either grant him immortal life - or take it from him.Actor & ‘Line of Duty’ Star, Alastair Natkiel is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on arguably the most popular drama on UK TV right now. Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Ali:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alastairnatkiel Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/AlastairNatkiel Show Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 6320 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of PissDownload our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container.Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself escaping Nazi Germany after Bane killed Hitler. Can he get to Egypt, unscathed?Performer & man of many talents, David Hoskin is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, improvising & Stand Up. We also discuss one of his my recent projects called Gorgon, which has now been adapted into a radio play. Available from the link below. This one was a great laugh - Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for David:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/davidhoskinactor Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DHoskinactor Gorgon the Play - https://elflyons.bandcamp.comShow Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 62"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue. https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is quick and to the point. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself in Sean Connery’s shoes in the 1930s, attempting to locate the Hat of Christ before those dastardly Nazi’s do.Comedian, Sooz Kempner is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, how she got into comedy and what’s on the horizon for her. She keeps us laughing from start to finish and we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Sooz:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SoozUK Mystery On The Rocks Podcast - https://twitter.com/MysteryOnTheRox Show Promo this week was from the Worse Than Fiction Podcast, hosted by Les G. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/worse-than-fiction-podcast/id1484586706 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 61A Bit of Goo Came OutWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is about the small victories. Then for ‘Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary’, we’re doing something a little different. Nikki from In Bed With Nikki has sent us old scripts from her show. So we try to read out these very sexual stories… without giggling. Can we do it? Doubt it.Will Tom Hardy find his way out of 1955 and back home and get a hat tested? Find out in this week’s final Back To The Future themed Hardy’s Hardest Hats.Actress Camilla Joyce is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, what she was up to pre-lockdown and get the scoop on the current success of her short film, ‘Spiral’. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Camilla:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/camillajoyceactressTwitter - https://www.twitter.com/ActressCamilla Show Promo this week was from the Path Went Chilly Podcast, hosted by Robin, Dr. Jules and Dr. Ashley - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-path-went-chilly/id1560090904 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 60THE COLD CUTWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Today we talk about all things Zach Snyder's Justice League... and was it worth it? Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is comic book related. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to “ingeniculate”, get down low, and gratefully receive Paul’s “dodrantal” dictionary?Tom Hardy is firmly stuck in 1955. Doc is desperate to get him home and out of his hair!Podcaster Nikky is our guest in today’s show where we chat about… well… all things sex. We also talk about her career thus far and what made her start a podcast about sexual confessions. Ryan & I are terribly British, so if you want to hear us squirm and get flustered. Keep on listening! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Nikky & her pod:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dnikky162 Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DNikky162 Show Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast hosted by Niki & Tyler - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyAll the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 59GAME OVERDownload our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?Tom Hardy has escaped Middle Earth but has ended up in some kind of 80’s throwback town… But it IS familiar…Actor Luke Ireland is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career thus far and what it feels like to work on a bit Netflix project but not be given the script til the morning of! And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s the links for Lukei:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lukeireland11 Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/lukeireland102 Show Promo this week was from the Mockbusters Podcast hosted by Jack & Matt - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mockbusters/id1528735050 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 58Controversy!Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. With Gandalf gone… is all hope of testing a Wizard’s Hat lost with him?Actor and aspiring stunt performer, Shinji Ishigaki is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and what it takes to come a fully fledged stunt performer. And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… and talk about how stupidly handsome this bastard is! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Shinji:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shinji.ishigaki Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/IshigakiShinjiShow Promo this week was from the Down To Folk Podcast (@DTFStories) hosted by Chad & Ariel - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/down-to-folk/id1547870975We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 57Joining the SerkisDownload our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434Here's the official music video! https://youtu.be/RtL5gVsw9qwAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' wholesome. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. Will he finally get to test the hardness of Gandalf’s pointy wizard hat.Actor, Producer and MoCap performer, Robin Berry is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and why he ran away to join the Serkis… see what we did there? And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including a brand new secret project coming to AppleTV in the near future. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Robin:Twitter - https://twitter.com/Rob_Berry81 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robin_berry_actorWe really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!Proud members of the Podbreed (@Podbreed) Network & the Quite The Thing Media Network (@QTTmedia) https://www.quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 56Lord of the Ring FitDownload our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is petrifying… for arachnophobes. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.Tom Hardy is lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest HatsActor, Director & Fight Choreographer, Cristian Cardenas is our guest in today’s show where we his career and where his jobs have taken him. And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including his combat showreel company called Fight Factory. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Cristian:Twitter - https://twitter.com/cristiandenas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/cristiandenas & https://www.instagram.com/fightfactory.cc Show Promo this week was from the Strikes My Fancy Podcast (@strikesmefancy) hosted by Kaila - https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/strikes-my-fancy/id1529974087 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 55“Get Your Ass To Mars”As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of the smarts in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to overcome his gag reflex on the huge load of words in Paul’s dictionary.Tom Hardy somehow has found his way into J.R.R Tolkein’s ‘The Hobbit’… And… well… listen for yourself.The gorgeous human, singer and actor Gina Atkinson is our guest in today’s show where we discuss the impact of Covid-19 on her career and what she’s being doing to change things up a bit for herself for the better, including designing her own crop tops, knitted jelly fish and macrame gifts via G.A Crochet Creations. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links for Gina:Twitter - https://twitter.com/gina_atkinson Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ginaatkinson92 & https://www.instagram.com/ginasjellys Her Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/GACrochetCreations Show Promo this week was from the Pineapple Pizza Podcast (@pineapppizzapod) hosted by Ashley, Emily & Lindsay - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pineapple-pizza-podcast/id1543640038 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 54Sexy Valentines SpecialAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedyRyan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in a Valentine’s instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to grab a pillow to cushion his knees so he can… you know.Tom Hardy finds himself in his very own Cinderella story when his one true love runs off the night they met and dropped her hat. Will he find her?The inimitable Rhys Owen from Only Fools & Horses the Musical in the West End is our guest in today’s show We discuss the impact of Covid-19 on his career and what he’s being doing to change things up a bit for himself for the better, one of which being an erotic novel, read a chapter at a time by people just like YOU.. Inspirational. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’Here’s some links to his Pod:Twitter - https://twitter.com/rhyslightning Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rhysowen25 That erotic novel? https://www.instagram.com/snatchmurder Show Promo this week was from the SpyHards Podcast (@SpyHards) hosted by Agent Scott and Cam - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/spyhards-podcast/id1526729282 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 53 I Am Iron MonkeyAs always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is somewhat… self-serving. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to grab a pillow to cushion his knees so he can… you know.Tom Hardy has a Mark Strong problem. But will that get in the way of testing a hat with special guest, Tom Hiddleston. Listen to find out.Shaun Nuttall from the Repeat Offender Podcast is our guest in today’s show. We discuss his podcast, the legend that is Bernie Saunders and why he wishes he loved Star Wars more. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Learn about how he started out as a comedian but is also legally… a minister and can marry you if you wanted him to… not marry YOU but you and someone else… like a priest and that.Here’s some links to his Pod:Twitter - https://twitter.com/justtouchthetip Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_repeat_offender_podcast Show Promo this week was from the Infectious Groove Podcast (@Infectious_Pod) hosted by Russ, Kyle & Michelle - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/infectious-groove-podcast/id1497445845 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul

Episode 52 Godzilla v Kong (AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, Paul probes his brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his own jaw to… you know.Tom Hardy actually visits a milliner but tests no hats! Instead he promotes his other show which is exclusive to our Patreon members. Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Comedian, Mark O’Neil from the Mark & Eddie Fix Everything Podcast, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Learn about how he started out as a comedian… and why he wanted a cool stage name… and what he gets away with saying as he has a strong Scottish accent. Here’s some links to learn more about him:Twitter - https://twitter.com/realmarkoneil Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realmarkoneil And for the podcast - https://twitter.com/MandEFix Show Promo this week was from the Never A Straight Answer Podcast (@NASA_never) hosted by Gaz & Taylor - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/never-a-straight-answer/id1424527240 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!RyPaul