Cold Cuts

Webcomic artists Beetle Moses and Yolo Swag Studios talk shop, like delicious auditory slices of capicola and bologna.

Drake Vs. Kendrick, The Breakdown

Everyone's talking about the beef, so we are too, baby.

05-08
01:02:40

Did We Inspire Family Guy?

The boys are back and brown for a duo episode bay beeeeeee. We're catching up and also talking about an animation we created that may have inspired a cut away gag on Family Guy.

04-30
01:00:58

Balloon Boys (ft. FrankJavCee)

Mr. Music Man himself, FrankJavCee is back baby! We're talking movies, music, and more as we witness our beautiful boy struggle with his broken microphone.

04-23
01:14:38

Goblin Mode (ft. Juniper)

Renowned Twitter Commie and creator of the term Goblin Mode, Juniper, joins us at the Deli for a little chit chat.

04-16
01:03:37

Haus is a Chick?! (ft. Haus of Decline)

Haus of Decline is back with some exciting news!

04-09
54:08

Thylacine: Dead or Alive?

The Thylacine... a creature made extinct by the cruelty of humanity... or merely the world's most illusive marsupial? Your favorite dino man, Trey the Explainer, is here and we're getting to the bottom of it. We also talk about how fresh Alien Prometheus is. It's a match made in heaven. Join the Discord and watch bonus episodes, bb https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts

04-02
02:50:45

The Power of Friendship (ft. Toothy BJ)

The man, the myth, the legend... Toothy BJ is joining us and we're all about to make it stinky, baby. Join us on the Patreon for the monster hog uncut 3 hour episode https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

03-19
51:27

Dune 2 Hung Babes at One Time

The first 30 minutes of the critically acclaimed Cold Cuts Dune 2 Review. (SPOILERS for DUNE 2 in the episode, obviously) watch the full two hours on patreon.com/coldcuts

03-06
31:55

Winner Winner, Thrimbungulus Dinner

We're announcing the Rob Liefeld trading card winners and talking about the Miami art scene, mustaches, Midna, Beetle's art class story, and some insanely powerful balding discourse. It's a doozy. Winners, email us at beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com and check out the Patreon for bonus episodes and to see part two of this episode

02-27
56:13

The Stanford Flimbenis Experiment

We're talking about the extremely Reddit Stanford Prison Experiment hoax, age gaps, MILF hunting, and Beetle goes on a crispy Twitter rant.

02-20
32:56

Rob Liefeld Trading Cards

We're doing a Rob Liefeld Prophet trading card give away, plus talking about spiderman racism, the Trixie Matel story, people who use big words, Funko Pops, Skank Miller, Pokey Mans, a live PSA card grading, and more bay beeeee.

02-14
01:29:42

Retvrn to Haus

The first 35 minutes of the episode. Waiter, waiter, more twinks please! Haus is back looking both slender and tender as we discus Master and Commander, Mr. Mime sufferage, eating a lopunny, sub fan fics, German man eaters, Jeff Teirdrich's powerful loins, solve the stem cell debate, and Harris tries tell us he's reading Blood Meridian for the badillionth time. Strap on and strap in. Watch the full episode on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

02-06
39:14

Richard Nixon's Reddit Gold

We're back and we're talkin' Richard Nixon and Shel Silverstein, baby.

01-30
01:19:14

Vaush be Gone

A snippet from the episode! We're talking fashion and food, baby.

01-24
48:05

Yakubian Race Science & Maximum Hating

Did you think your two gay Dads had abandoned you? We're back and discussing the rich history of Yakub and how it's possible he actually existed. Then we start hating. Join the Discord and check out da bonus episodes baby! https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

01-16
53:33

Jewish Robots

Yolo comes up with a comic idea, as Beetle recalls his exciting encounter with the tow truck company.

12-13
01:22:08

Vaush Force: Dawn of Blood: After Shock

S2EP24 The first 30 minutes, baby! Beetle and Vaush have high IQ discussions about society and raw denim, as Yolo gets progressively drunker and does his best to ruin everything. Many are calling it, 'the best episode of all time'. Watch the full uncensored episode https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

12-07
33:29

The Super YMS x KEB Movie (ft. YMS and Kyle Edward Ball)

S2EP21 The first thirty minutes of two legendary film minds coming face to face for the first time ever. Hold on to your holes, cause it's a party. Join the crew and listen to the full three hour episode, plus 100+ hours of bonus content https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

11-15
33:11

Vaushcraft XII: Dawn of Light

S2E19 Vaush is back baby, and we're playing Minecraft. Come along as we milk his breasts for delicious content. 

10-31
01:05:50

Alexander Boulton

It's incredibly funny because as I was listening to this podcast, Big Joel came out with a video about how the reason that conservative art/comedy is so bad isn't because they lack empathy or are mean, it's because they're just dumb. And I just thought "Holy shit, exactly!" You can't be funny, bitter and stupid at the same time. You must pick two out of the three.

11-26 Reply

Alexander Boulton

If you're gonna be funny and bitter, you'd better be insightful like George Carlin. Otherwise you're just Man Yelling at Cloud.

11-26 Reply

Alexander Boulton

Chris is like the real life Scout from TF2

04-07 Reply

Alexander Boulton

They say "woke SJWs" now

04-07 Reply

Alexander Boulton

See what Chris has gotta do is just eat 5 edibles a day so he just gets the mf munchies

04-07 Reply

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