Cold Hands Warm Hearts

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss all sorts of nonsense in this freeform, conversational podcast.

Let's Put Meatloaf on a Pogo Stick

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, creative uses for ChatGPT, the movie star landscape in 2025, the coziness of quiche vs the quicheness of avocado toast and martinis with Stanley Tucci and Ina Garten.

10-29
58:49

Body by Sbarro

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, fall break cooking competitions, the nostalgia of mall foot courts, and the downfall of MTV

10-22
59:35

Karate and Beef Fat

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, beef tallow for your face, trending Halloween costume and the superfluous nature of cummerbunds.

10-15
57:09

Sunrise Over the CVS

Siblings Ashley Engle discuss life, daylight savings, banned books (like Where's Waldo), the parallels between Edward Cullen and Boo Radley and they review Evil Dead the Musical..

10-08
58:24

I Don't Always Curd, But When I Do I Curd Well

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's Hall of Fame career as a field hockey coach, acid reflux and cheese curds.

10-01
01:00:39

Hiding in the Kitchen from the Velocirapture

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, casting full grown adults to play teenagers in the nineties, E-Sports, meat chefs and and Brandon's ill-fated Tom Hanks podcast.

09-24
50:27

CHWH CLASSIC: Scurvy and Burps

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, birthday parties from the past, pirate themed restaurant pitches and Fran sings the hits!

09-17
57:54

Vanity Thy Name is Doctor Dockers

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, teenage catfishing documentaries, the return of the MTV VMAs, teenage angst and they try to crack the code of Lenny Kravitz.

09-10
56:23

Forged in the Fires of Mediocrity

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Labor Day, skincare (and college football coaches' need for skincare) and Brandon's dog's severed tail journey.

09-03
54:14

Peds in the Desert

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Brandon's new, luxurious sock lifestyle, they choose personal theme songs for their high school selves (poorly) and they get cautiously optimistic about a slight change in the weather that will certainly not last. ON THIS VERY SPECIAL PEDCAST.

08-27
51:50

Cod Complex

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Long John Silvers, inappropriate games on TI-83 calculators, back to school and Ashley's cottage cheese journey is in jeopardy.

08-20
58:47

Why Don't You Chill With The Beatitude?

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, leopard print Spedos, techniques to not offend a pregnant gal, back to school shopping and Brandon wins an award that Ashley wants to talk about.

08-13
58:16

Old Camp

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The Joys of a good Citronella, Abraham Lincoln, Pee-Wee Herman, the newly founded "Old Camp" and what you do when a stranger sits beside you in the La Quinta hot tub.

08-06
57:55

Not a Flan

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the fist inaugural Happy Humble Tour, Camping with panache, Leo DiCaprio's face as a metaphor for budget botox application and Brandon's never-ending quest to get a Roomba with his son's Dave and Buster's points.

07-30
59:29

CHWH CLASSIC: Mum's In The Bog

Ashley is traveling this week, sooooo..... As we were reminiscing about winter weather (since it's swamp season) we thought we'd share a classic from the winter times....Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, snow stuff, art, more Dennis Quaid, and the bubonic plague.

07-23
57:44

Chorm Shmorgan: Head of Music for All of Country

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, water snakes' biting habits, Jellyroll, Crindy's.... interesting reaction to fireworks exploding, and they pitch a video treatment for "Tubin' in a Two Piece."

07-16
50:18

What Would a Cave Person Do In a Hollister?!?

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the epic conclusion of #PIGWATCH2025, lake peoples' fireworks obsession, Brandon's brush with Final Destinationing himself with a ceiling fan and how a recently thawed caveman would react to the stimuli overload of a modern day Hollister.

07-09
46:53

Help Us Ali Larter. You're Our Only Hope.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Final Destination, Anne of Green Gables, childhood pool games and Netflix's Poop Cruise.

07-02
57:17

WELCOME BACK to the Body Shaming Thunder Parade

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The OKC Thunder's NBA championship, The Wu Tang Clan, Eating Olives and the exceptional penmanship of the founding fathers... We've got some catching up to do.... WE'RE SO BACK BABAAAAAAY.

06-25
57:51

CHWH CLASSIC: Tubin' In A Two Piece

CHWH RETRUNS 6/25.... So, for now.....Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Brandon's recent injury fraught foray into sandlot baseball, crocheted shellfish and they might just write the country summer anthem of 2024.

06-11
59:24

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