Comedy Girl Guides: Brisbane Chapter

We Pledge, we badge, we conquer. That's the way we roll, Amirite?*Michelle Duggan get's hated on, but Emily has a revelation*Simone learns a valuable insight about toilet splashback.*Jasmine Finds out which climbing spirit animal she is.

In Episode 4:We are shocked to discover that Jasmine does not get off on self-mutilationWe discuss Rebels vs SlavesWe get serious about hamburger abuseEmily starts down a slippery slope to starvation this week Jasmine is well on track to raising white supremacists Our quiz leaves us feeling unsatisfied and bored... ...We pledge to work towards more comedy badges...

Our Guides take you through:*Martian Bachelor parties*Menstruating with dignity, and discussing on podcasts with dignity...*Macrame boxershorts and funny women*How to catch pokemon, now that Emily has scared off the men (see previous segment)*Don't be so Feckless....*Everybody else is maybe sorta maybe vaguely the problem*Ich Fühle mich crazyShout-outs, Badges, and pyjama parties...And not much more but please enjoy! :)

* Little-big Pharma get's fresh with Medicaid, Hillary Clinton says boo.* Emily dreams of becoming an economist to reduce likelihood of marrying an engineer* We convert disability with a disabled religion.* Jasmine fulfils the magical prophecy of parental-martyrdom* Shout-outs to the awesome people in our life.* Simone finally consents to the use of her article assets* Badges are bestowed* Jesus personalises his greetings through the internet.* We laugh and have fun

Today for our very first, official podcast, the Comedy Girl Guides: Brisbane Chapter brings you a collection of observations, updates and blasts from their mouldy, maggoty pasts. There will be inconclusive quizzology, quirky quips and their very first badges will be bestowed. Join Jasmine Fairbairn, Simone Eclair and Emily McCool in their latest podcast. (Please reassure Jasmine that her mixing was professional and awesome so she won't feel like such a martyr who had to give up some valuable family time this weekend)***Acknowledging John Madara for use of "You don't own me" - thank you for answering our email!! <3 <3 ***Enjoy!