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Confessions of A Potty-Mouthed Chef: How to Cheat, Eat and Be Happy!
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Confessions of A Potty-Mouthed Chef: How to Cheat, Eat and Be Happy!

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The debut memoir from radio personality and blogger Vickie van Dyke, read in the author's own voice. She has already cheated in the bedroom, hoping that finally finding the love of her life will make all of the ensuing torment worthwhile. But when Vickie’s husband and her lover’s wife find their own love, that torment escalates on every front. Learn how the author battles on through a mid-life she never anticipated, learning to cheat in the kitchen, get honest in the bedroom and pursue a truly authentic life. Recipes available:
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Epilogue ... part 2.

Epilogue ... part 2.

2021-06-0603:42

The end. 
Epilogue (part 1) ...

Epilogue (part 1) ...

2021-06-0616:00

So what happened with ... everybody. With an 'oops' at the end so Part 2 is on the way.
The end of the story ... for now. Plus recipes for Pot Pies, Kicky Seafood Chowder, Bucatini and Chocolate Coconut Blobs, all available on Facebook. 
The non-negotiables, the three magic words and the realization that Robert is not a WE guy ... yet. 
Can opposites really attract? Do younger guys really dig older women? How far would you drive for love? It all starts here ...
What happens when you meet up with your unrequited high-school crush ... and his wife. And ... the recipe for Hamburger Helpless (a kid favourite), available on Facebook 
Yes, I learned to cook with tofu (recipes on Facebook) and yes, I kept drinking and eating meat. I also kept hoping that I might have found the last love of my life. Did I? Find out here ...
Is it possible for a teetotalling vegetarian and a carnivorous lush to forge a successful relationship? 
What looks good "on paper" is a disaster in reality! And how I finally ended up with Bruce #3!
A story about the guy who only loved me when he was drunk, lied to me throughout our (brief) relationship and ... inspired Pumpkin Spice Muffins. Recipe available on Facebook 
My desire for "closure with love" even after Grover sent me the most ridiculous email of all time ...
One of the most difficult emails I have ever written in my life ... written to my lover's ex-wife who was my ex-husband's lover. 
The on-line dating continues but not before a bout of depression, some therapy, dinner with Grover and a look back at what went wrong ... 
Bu-bye Billy, why girlfriends are the best, why some girlfriends are the worst and what happens when we get our just desserts (brownies and profiteroles)! Recipes on Facebook 
What happens when you get a wee bit tipsy and dump something meant for the muffins into the cake mix? Accidental Orange Chocolate Cake and Cheater Orange-Cranberry Muffins. A story of friendship, baking and the introduction of "Billy with the Rockin' Bod" ... Recipes on Facebook 
Currying Flavour

Currying Flavour

2021-05-2313:24

More cheater recipes, including chicken curry (yellow), red curry, turkey-curry soup, turkeys shepherd's pie and ham and bean soup. All recipes available on Facebook 
What happens when a Disney Girl falls for a Jewish Guy, knowing it can never go the distance. And ... cheater lemon meringue pie. Recipe on Facebook
My Jewish Phase ...

My Jewish Phase ...

2021-05-2113:20

After Charlie I go back to online dating, back to Vancouver and ... much to my dismay ... back to being a Disney Girl. Find out about Ben, gluten-free kosher cooking and chocolate cream pie with an easy-peasy shortbread crust. Recipes on Facebook 
Pizzas and Flatbreads

Pizzas and Flatbreads

2021-05-2009:23

Just a few stories and a few recipes ... all available on Facebook
Thrown into a tiny space for a week with Charlie, how did it go? Get the scoop here on my first post-Grover relationship!
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