Confessions of A Potty-Mouthed Chef: How to Cheat, Eat and Be Happy!

The debut memoir from radio personality and blogger Vickie van Dyke, read in the author's own voice. She has already cheated in the bedroom, hoping that finally finding the love of her life will make all of the ensuing torment worthwhile. But when Vickie’s husband and her lover’s wife find their own love, that torment escalates on every front. Learn how the author battles on through a mid-life she never anticipated, learning to cheat in the kitchen, get honest in the bedroom and pursue a truly authentic life. Recipes available: https://www.facebook.com/The-Potty-Mouthed-Chef

Epilogue ... part 2.

The end. 

06-06
03:42

Epilogue (part 1) ...

So what happened with ... everybody. With an 'oops' at the end so Part 2 is on the way.

06-06
16:00

What Happened With Robert?

The end of the story ... for now. Plus recipes for Pot Pies, Kicky Seafood Chowder, Bucatini and Chocolate Coconut Blobs, all available on Facebook. 

06-06
09:42

Robert ... Are you an "I guy" or a "WE guy"?

The non-negotiables, the three magic words and the realization that Robert is not a WE guy ... yet. 

06-05
12:49

And Then Came Robert ...

Can opposites really attract? Do younger guys really dig older women? How far would you drive for love? It all starts here ...

06-04
14:54

Hopeless (Helpless) Romantics ...

What happens when you meet up with your unrequited high-school crush ... and his wife. And ... the recipe for Hamburger Helpless (a kid favourite), available on Facebook 

06-03
10:22

Let's Talk Tofu ... and more on Bruce #3!

Yes, I learned to cook with tofu (recipes on Facebook) and yes, I kept drinking and eating meat. I also kept hoping that I might have found the last love of my life. Did I? Find out here ...

06-02
13:30

The Introduction of Bruce #3

Is it possible for a teetotalling vegetarian and a carnivorous lush to forge a successful relationship? 

06-02
12:15

The Story of (the real) Bruce #1 ... worst online date in history!

What looks good "on paper" is a disaster in reality! And how I finally ended up with Bruce #3!

06-02
14:32

Bruce #1 (who was really Bruce #2) and ... Pumpkin Spice Muffins

A story about the guy who only loved me when he was drunk, lied to me throughout our (brief) relationship and ... inspired Pumpkin Spice Muffins. Recipe available on Facebook 

06-01
12:41

The End of Grover (and the continuation of the "Bruce" chapter) ...

My desire for "closure with love" even after Grover sent me the most ridiculous email of all time ...

05-31
20:24

The Email to Kay ... (The "Bruce" episode continues ...)

One of the most difficult emails I have ever written in my life ... written to my lover's ex-wife who was my ex-husband's lover. 

05-31
12:27

Bruce #1, Bruce #2 and Bruce #3 (and not necessarily in that order) ...

The on-line dating continues but not before a bout of depression, some therapy, dinner with Grover and a look back at what went wrong ... 

05-28
20:49

Chums Before Bums, Mushroom Lasagna and Just Desserts!

Bu-bye Billy, why girlfriends are the best, why some girlfriends are the worst and what happens when we get our just desserts (brownies and profiteroles)! Recipes on Facebook 

05-25
14:22

That Time I Drank A Little Too Much Wine ...

What happens when you get a wee bit tipsy and dump something meant for the muffins into the cake mix? Accidental Orange Chocolate Cake and Cheater Orange-Cranberry Muffins. A story of friendship, baking and the introduction of "Billy with the Rockin' Bod" ... Recipes on Facebook 

05-23
09:23

Currying Flavour

More cheater recipes, including chicken curry (yellow), red curry, turkey-curry soup, turkeys shepherd's pie and ham and bean soup. All recipes available on Facebook 

05-23
13:24

My Jewish Phase ... Part 2

What happens when a Disney Girl falls for a Jewish Guy, knowing it can never go the distance. And ... cheater lemon meringue pie. Recipe on Facebook

05-22
08:46

My Jewish Phase ...

After Charlie I go back to online dating, back to Vancouver and ... much to my dismay ... back to being a Disney Girl. Find out about Ben, gluten-free kosher cooking and chocolate cream pie with an easy-peasy shortbread crust. Recipes on Facebook 

05-21
13:20

Pizzas and Flatbreads

Just a few stories and a few recipes ... all available on Facebook

05-20
09:23

Something's Fishy in Vancouver ... Part 2

Thrown into a tiny space for a week with Charlie, how did it go? Get the scoop here on my first post-Grover relationship!

05-20
07:25

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