Conspirator Theories

Two childhood friends give their takes and opinions on the ups, downs, and all arounds of every day life. From the joys of fatherhood to the inconveniences of modern convenience, from music reviews to unsolicited rants about anything and everything. Join James and Donald for 45-90 minutes and take a look at life through their eyes.

B.C. Before COVID-Season 2.1

@realjamesroyall and @guruginger finally get to chop it up again. Theres been a lot of changes in both of their lives and it was time to give the people what they wanted, a reunion fit for a 2 hour episode!

06-28
01:51:27

Pixburgh 2 Da Pancreas

This time, James and Donald try a different approach to recording. Special guest star: Finn Jimmy makes his big debut

02-21
01:12:40

Club Zoo Feat Kelsey and The Zoo Crew

Are you offended by the thought of sucking dick for cocaine? Or the action? If you are opposed to the finesse then this episode may not be for you. But listen anyways because we have special guests.

02-06
01:32:49

Have you ever had sex with your hail folicals?

Have you ever watched the movie Avatar? Because if so then you have probably had a lot of the questions we have.

01-26
01:08:18

What does a metal gavel to your nuts feel like? Spite Gnats

Just remember people, health is wealth.

01-15
01:08:21

Merry Christmas from Gnat Frost and The Conspirators

The Conspirator Theories family wanted to extend their wishes for a happy holiday season the way they knew how. From hiring Krampus for a night to the unfortunate Painted Dogs at the zoo. If you see James and Donald have moved to Texas this episode may explain why.

12-27
01:33:03

Conspirator Theories Presents-The Undefeeted Episode

This week, James and Donald talk about almost everything. Theres past stories from the childhood, schemes, free game(again), ideas on how to listen to this podcast and plenty more. They even help you learn how to unarm someone when necessary. Don't miss out.

12-12
01:26:23

Free Mutha F*c**ng Game For Dat Azz

Jaames and Donald drop gems on saving money, AARP benefits and how to be a better person. This is truly an episode needed to be a better you.

12-06
01:13:58

3 Yu-Gi-Oh Cards and a pair of Infared Jordans

This episode James and Donald come back into Season 2 swinging. Discussing Donalds new business ventures, the after life, resurrection of a body(and blockbuster). There is also a lot of shoe talk.

11-20
01:20:52

If you don't find this episode funny, I'm peeing in your car

Welcome to Season 2 of Conspirator Theories. We didn't even know we had finished season one but we are back with full bladders and tears of laughter. Also hit the cash app, because we are 3/4 unemployed now. Find out all of this and more on this weeks episode.

11-01
01:40:09

B.J. a D

This episode, James deals with some issues on his mic and a special guest has their laugh imprinted on the track.

10-03
01:03:37

Naw Cuz Look

This episode James and Donald have spent the entire day working on James house and finally get a minute to unwind as the mic turns on. As they pop a bottle and roll some medical they discuss the idea of all of the vices they use to unwind, and some of the stories that go along with them.

09-22
01:52:12

Blow Pens and Bunnies

This weeks episode includes some discussion about our hiatuses(and the apology the people deserved). We also spend a large chunk of the episode talking about the infamous John McClung. Don't get hit with a shame tomato and stream the newest episode of Conspirator Theories now!!!

09-09
01:02:53

Keepin it real in the name of love

This week, James and Donald give out advice on love and relationships.

08-23
01:04:53

Talkin Greasy

This week, James and I take a look back on our friendship over the past 18+ years and recount some of the stories that blossomed from it.

08-15
01:24:02

Sour Cream Dick

This week James and Donald are back with a vengeance after the trails and tribulations of the prior weeks technical difficulties. They came prepared with notes and pictures and some recipes for how to spice up your meat and potatoes, enjoy Sour Cream Dick and tell your friends, subscribe and share using #Imaconspirator.

08-10
01:04:43

Apology

This past week did not go as planned for recording. First the computer gave us an error while recording, 3 separate times. Each time it stopped recording on us and we didn't even know so there are a lot of half sentences and seemingly unprovoked rants. After the computer finally started pulling its weight we just didn't have the vibe we usually do and refused to give you anything less than our normal hilarious content. So this is the last few minutes from that recording, the apology and thanking everyone for still rocking with us. New content coming soon!

08-08
05:25

Hell Of A Handjob

This week includes Glass and Brass, Some good Whiskey and new career paths.

07-25
01:24:37

The Mens Locker Room is like Birdbox

This week we talk about urinal stories.

07-19
01:04:52

"There's a minimal risk you actually survive"

This week talks about the hardships in life, both literally and figuratively.

06-15
01:10:54

Denise Williams

Soooo glad you were talking to Finn Jimmy when asking about pooping during the podcast. For a moment I was very concerned...

02-24 Reply

🌻🌹Michelle⭐️♊️

Hey James! It’s Aunt Michelle! I finally got room to download the app for your channel!

11-26 Reply

Denise Williams

Yeah even if you managed to make a bunch of apocalypse kids you'd then have to raise them and keep them alive. That's too much

07-28 Reply

Denise Williams

Now I want a "Don't exist towards me" shirt

06-15 Reply

Denise Williams

Hahaha it's too early for the musical episode!

06-08 Reply

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