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Thanks to Turch from We Only Do One Take Podcast
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We go live every weekday 8am US eastern:
MIOMI Mon
No Talent Tues
Wankalong Wed
THOT Thurs
Freak For All Frid
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Keep timezones or delete timezones from reality?
with Andrew from HIV+ and We Are Assholes podcast
Links to daily show: allmylinks.com/kiodi
Dave and Brandon, the yin and yang jehovahs of the universe decide daily once and for all whether every single thing that exists must be kept or deleted from reality. Will you be next? Click on link to listen to every episode.
In this episode D&B talk about baseball with Andrew from We Are Assholes and the Norm MacDonald Cum Tribute Memorial Extravaganza
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Dave and Brandon, the yin and yang jehovahs of the universe decide once and for all whether every single thing that exists must be kept or deleted from reality. Will you be next?
In this episode they talk about Coldplay.
Call 734 450 9394 for a good time
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Dave and Devan change direction and launch their new show: HIV Positive (Harry Is Very) which is all about caring, sharing and being a better person
LET Low Energy Trolls must be eliminated one by one for the greater good starting with Collin
Devan is not an LET
Who Is Collin?
Devan and Dave both insist that deep down they’re really sweet people and not nasty trolls at all
Dave hopes that he won’t murder any of his girlfriends and bury them in a Michigan basement
Devan will no longer face contort when COVID vaccines are mentioned
How does Dave be positively factual and not negative when Devan is perhaps being a loose with the truth
Pee Pee Poo Poo
Devan continues to slowly learn how to do bits but he is getting there
Dave tries positive reinforcement to encourage Devan to clean his room and not live in sloppy filth
This is compelling show content
Dave and Devan discuss whether a 3rd microphone would improve the show. But who?
Dave positively encourages Devan to fill the dead air and talk at least 50% of the time
The duo talk up their friends’ new show Boomer Bunker with Boomer Bob and John Jamingo and discuss various strategies for building up their mental fortitude and working on Bob’s word economy
Dave advises that Devan could become more verbose to enhance his broadcasting skills
Anthony Cumia update
Is it even possible to reach herd immunity with the Delta variant of COVID? The experts don’t know yet which is fascinating
Devan teaches us about the immune system including a Star Wars reference
DNA stands for Devan Knows Ass All
Chris Chan recycles his DNA
Dave encourages Devan to positively bring something to the table
Australia needs door to door jabbers
Natalie Portman update
Devan enjoys eating his microphone
Devan is ecstatic that he once again has to wear a mask at his Taco job for a health and safety of all Michiganians
Dave and Devan discuss the greatest man alive Joe Biden and how the mainstream media aren’t being positive enough about him
Joe Joe Joe Biden Biden Biden
Devan is contributing positively to global warming
Dave discusses in depth the new US massive infrastructure bill and all the glorious benefits it will have to the entire world for generations to come
Immunity against eviction is a wonderful thing and no harm can come from it
Dave is confident that through the power of hugs and positive thinking the world will not plunge into a global recession
Biden Biden Biden Win Win Win
Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Joe Joe Joe
Colour blindness is good not bad as an eskimo eating whale blubber
What does alacrity mean?
Humans can make a positive change to global warming if only they embrace Jesus
The 3 Rs of education are an outdated paradigm and your best is good enough and you’ll graduate
Devan loves this new format and expresses that he wants to do it forever and ever amen
Choco Choco Choco Bunny Bunny Bunny
Dave struggles a little with words but turns it around in the most positive way
Thanks to all the patrons including Tommy
Devan’s sermon fills us all with hope for the future of inclusivity
Dave asks Devan if he would kindly fill the air
Jerry Banfield is the patron saint of all things
The Australian census is wonderful but could be made even more wonderful
Everyone needs to be included
Devan celebrates the end of the show with hugs all around
Let’s all fight the far right
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Can we get our shit together and pick a new name for the show?
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Co-release of Rubberneckers episode 1.
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Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derek silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds.
Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derek (no relation to the knee man).
John is fat
Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredicly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy.
Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than the minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work?
Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her.
Dave was hilarious as always.
Sing along to the theme:
1
We’re the rubberneckers
We ain’t got massive peckers
We watch the world burn
Ain’t nobody ever learn
2
We’re the Rubberneckers
We ain’t no homewreckers
We like to rant a lot
Got a little Mexican as a mascot
3
AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers
longer than 8 minutes 46
We ain’t no druggie bitch
4
AARGH We’re the rubberneckers
We ain’t no fucking beggars
We watch the world burn
Ain’t nobody ever learn
… Especially them stupid ass Bleeps
What the fuck we gonna do about them
We fix Andrew from We Are Assholes podcast
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It's time for new beginnings for Man Brain podcast. Chad Andrew, Gary Gary and Chevy Dodge GMC will be our salvation.
If you love Chad Andrew as much as I do, you need him on your body and under your ass. https://wreu.creator-spring.com/listing/chad-andrew-whatever-dude
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Some of the inherent flaws of compact cassette playback set to music.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassette_tape#Flaws
Tape plugins used:
Waves J37: https://www.waves.com/plugins/j37-tape
Wavesfactory Cassette: https://www.wavesfactory.com/audio-plugins/cassette/
Dave couldn't remember Humphrey Bogart and missed the line "here's looking at you Kit Fisto". What an embarrassment.
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10 Reasons why US is awesome & Australia sucks
Delvin Cox, Jodie B & Dave got together to prove once and for all how much better the US is than Australia; in every single way.
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Delvin Cox Experience: https://pod.link/1164874963
Po Boys Podcast: https://pod.link/1215644886
Man Brain super-fan Thyler from Fartmouth joins Dave and Hank to countdown the best and worst Man Brain moments. Do you agree or are there another annoying as fuck Man Brain moments we didn't talk about?
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Andrew is a victim of cyber-bulllying now.
Doug: https://twitter.com/GTGMcast
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
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haha i'm so funny putting the wrong doug's in the titles omg so original
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Onlyfans reviewed by Onlystans video version BANNED from Pornhub and XVideos. Message me (Creepy Old Man Dave) and I’ll send you the secret link to the video.
Turch from We Only Do One Take Podcast joins Val and Dave to review Onlyfans and conduct a deep analysis on the cultural ramifications to the future of humanity in particular getting punched and puking on yourself for a little supplemental income.
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The deep-throating puker: https://twitter.com/Slurpmeupxx
Val’s defaced goddess Val Steele: https://twitter.com/asphyxiateval
The punching and fucking 5: https://twitter.com/subgirl0831
Hank getting thong slapped: https://youtu.be/MrjzTciP6M8
The NY standup comedian whose cups are A and she’s ready to play: https://twitter.com/KFreehams
Karla Kitty the female Howard Stern: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8pVDi_QrPRzyd-FRHCoekA/videos
Dave’s favourite femboy twink: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh
Youtube all gas no brakes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtqxG9IrHFU_ID1khGvx9sA
Kangacon ABDL not at all freaks: https://twitter.com/DaddaG5
Powerpuff Doggy Style: https://twitter.com/Pornchop
We start training an awkward lonely Discord incel called Access Denied with some role plays on how to speak to women. Thanks to the lovely Santana: https://linktr.ee/asiannymphoo
(Previously released on Youtube)
She is deserving of it. Amethyst and rose quartz!
Lmao destroyed by BBC? Far from destroyed, finally pleasured!
who's talking about me? lol