Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man!www.coolparents.co

Witness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Get ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

We have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

This one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry, Mumpdate, and Can I Aks You A Quession B?, among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

A.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Prepare to enter the Zombie Zone! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

We're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal. And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episode: https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Doug-Kids.jpeg www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

No more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, you wanna join? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Chris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Justy Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast!

Listen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Today, we are joined by Dave from the Cryptid Cocktail Party podcast! He has a crazy story about hovering slimes or something. We also have a new mashup song, a deep ocean mystery, mummy talk, and finally we have isolated vocals to decipher (for Colby's band Lanterns Last Light). Some alternate titles for this episode are: Torque Rench X Mega Do Not Do Cleopatra's Fart Four-Legged Dad In Your Veins, I Dare Not Fart The Pain Is A Baby Chinotaur www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Hosstory is back and so is I Love This Business! Now go on, listen! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Here's a big one, folks! We have a Making A Muscle Boy for the ages, as well as some backwards Creed for us to scan for Satans. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Ever heard of a show called "UFO Cowboys" on the Roku Channel? You're gonna want to check this out. There are also some Pervert Proverbs and a Mumpdate in here, sooooo....

A.I. is gonna wreck the world, oh nooooo! Or is it? It's not. In other news, Dave Matthews Band had an accident... The main event: Yearbook Quotes from Y2K! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

We're joined today by filmmaker and all-around great fella Ryan Cultrera! We discuss his time working with the one-and-only Nick Groff (ghost hunter formerly of Ghost Adventures, presently of Death Walker) and get a little inside scoop on Zak Bagans. Check out PolterGuys, it's almost Ghostober! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Get familiar with the Massachusetts area roast beef scene as well as John Cena's Boston rap song "Beantown" in a new Tough Guy Poetry! Then, we have some Googie Reviewbies and Clickbait Headlines for your listening pleasure. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Tindergarten Cops is back and the main event is a new segment in which we craft a song from A.I.-generated lyrics in real time! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents