Cosmic Cense & Nonsense

In this earthy and enchanting return episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale realign with the season of Virgo- where rhythm, refinement, and revelation take center stage. Broadcasting live from the humming chambers of the Wooo Hooo House, now fully tuned into its apothecary temple essence, they invite listeners into a space where sound heals, herbs whisper, and even the spoons know their place.✨ Highlights include:Apothecary as Temple: Lady Inhale describes the Wooo Hooo House as a living rhythm map-where each corner is tuned, each shelf breathes clarity, and all who enter are gently re-rhythmed. Their home is a sanctuary where intentional order coaxes scattered spirits back to coherence.Count Exhale’s Virgoan Rhythm: With his Virgo Moon in full form, Count Exhale shares his grounded take on rhythm-editing, fixing, labeling, and creating the kind of order that lets breath and bodies rest easy.Guest Appearance by Sir Small Intestine: Our Breathwright of Discernment calls us in full spiral glory. With elegant winds and spiral metaphors, he offers wisdom on how to sort the soul and compost the clutter. "I was once just a tube," he says, “Then Virgo gave me a crown.”Transmission from the Wooo Hooo Droooid Garden: Corylus Avellana Contorta, the Cosmic Hazel Nut Tree, dials in from the curly-barked realms with a message on stillness as rhythm and spiral memory.Foolish Oracle Pull: A card of surprise insight, reminding us that Virgo may sort, but nonsense still dances at the edges.You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder…And to share what you count onto spiral your Rooo through your Gooo.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this Leo-season episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale explore the art of radiant leadership, courageous devotion, and the blooming of small things.From the mythic garden of Droooid Hills, they receive wisdom from this week’s plant dignitary-Button Bush-whose one-inch globe blooms remind us that entire worlds exist inside the smallest specks.Lady Love Heart calls the Wooo Hooo Line to offer guidance on how to love those stuck in small-minded contraction, and both Countess Accountability and shares who (and what) she counts on from her royal puppy perch.This episode also features:Gooo Rooo Guild Member Betsy’s “Count On”The true meaning of being a DroooidHorton as a Leo archetypeA Foolish Oracle card pullAnd a cosmic currency exchange with insights on:Sun in LeoJupiter in Cancer Aquarius in GeminiBreathline Close:Inhale: RadianceExhale: ReverenceYou’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder…And to share what you count onto spiral your Rooo through your Gooo.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

What if the facts you’ve gathered now echo hollow of knowing? In this rhythm-rich episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale tap into the woodpecker beat of revelation-where dead facts compost into living truths. With the guidance of Sir Tapwell the Cosmic Woodpecker, and a chimed-in call from Lady Thymia, guardian of immune rhythm, we explore how stillness exposes what noise conceals.From the once-"proven" idea that toads give you warts, to the myth that bones are passive scaffolds, we crack open the shells of outdated beliefs and let the breath line pulse through new wisdom. Gene Key 62 offers a feathered map toward Impeccable Presence, while Cancer Season invites us to feel what's true-even when it defies measurement.Expect: Tapbacks to fabled “facts” A Foolish Oracle pull The glide of presence beyond logic And a deep invocation into the stillness that remembers your original rhythm.Rhythm: Flap. Flap. Glide. Lesson: You can count on the exhale. Reminder: The mind might forget- the fascia always remembers.You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder… and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this moon-soaked episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale explore the sacred spectrum of stillness, stirred by Cancer Season and the rhythmic revelations of Gene Key 52. From the zig-zag zooms of Countess Accountability to the tangled breathlines of suppressed emotion, we uncover how tension weaves its way through our fascia- and how presence, rhythm, and care can comb the commotion.We speak of the tail-end of tension, the rituals of rest, and the divine dignity of asking for what we need. Lady Moooocus and Sir Stomach chime in from the Wooo Hooo Line with lunar logic and digestive delight. Plus, Gooo Rooo Guild member Kira joins us for a "Count-On" moment, bringing Gene Key 52’s gift of restraint into radiant view.We name our tangles.We honor our zooms.We learn to listen to the moods beneath the moon.Because stillness Is a sacred structure.It’s cosmic cense.And it knows exactly how to wait.You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder… and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale welcome a noble new companion into the Wooo Hooo pantheon: Countess Accountability, a Saturn Return Familiar crowned on Lady Inhale’s 60th birthday.With paws full of timing and purpose, she arrives to guide—reminding us that true accountability is rhythmic. That devotion needs direction. And that some of our most sacred companions arrive right on time.✨ Alongside her arrival, we honor the father archetype, both mythic and personal.Lady Inhale reflects on her own father—his Libra logic, Gemini boundaries, and Piscean wisdom—and how he’s always been the one to make sense of the sacred spiral.Count Exhale is recognized not just as co-host, but as father of triplet daughters, builder of structure across realms, and holder of the sacred calendar. We hear reflections from those who count on him most.Plus, a surprise Wooo Hooo Line call from Lady Thyroid, Gemini Season’s tonal priestess, who reminds us to align our words with our rituals, and our timing with our truth. Topics Woven Into This Episode:Saturn Return and the 60th birthday thresholdWhat it means to count on someoneHow accountability becomes artistryFamiliar archetypes and sacred responsibilityReflections on fatherhood from both hostsVoice notes from Lady Inhale's tripletsThe sacred role of rhythm and tone in Gemini SeasonJoin us in this episode as we remember:What we count… counts.And those we count on… become part of our sacred rhythm.You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder… and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this breath-threaded episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale call upon the steady rings of Saturn to explore the sacred art of accountability. With Gene Key 63 whispering through Lady Inhale’s Saturn in Pisces, and Gene Key 60 anchoring Count Exhale’s Saturn in Capricorn, the duo weaves a spiral of cosmic structure, creative devotion, and mythic follow-through.Together, they introduce “Count On It,” a new ritual of naming what we’re truly responsible for—and what counts when no one’s watching. They riff on a line from As Good as It Gets, tease the arrival of a mysterious companion, and even take a cosmic call from Lord Saturn himself via the Wooo Hooo Line.Breath becomes promise. Doubt becomes devotion. And the Gooo?Well... it gets as good as this.Accountability isn’t punishment—it’s poetry with a backbone.In this episode, we explore what it means to be counted by your own soul—and what it takes to structure your wonder without silencing your wild.I just completed my second Saturn Return, and something… or someone… is arriving to help me stay steady to the breathline I’ve been building.From Lady Inhale_ May this episode help you remember:What you count, counts.And what you breathe with, becomes real.

In this Gemini-season transmission, Lady Inhale, Count Exhale, and guest Mandy Roberts explore the breathline between eloquence and excess. With Jupiter in Gemini stirring up thoughts, tangents, and overextended yeses, they dive into the shadow and shimmer of Gene Key 35’s hunger and Gene Key 12’s vanity—transforming them into boundlessness and purity.Guided by three Breathwrights—Jupiter, Lady Thyroid, and Lady Sweetgum—this episode offers poetic insights, practical grounding, and enchanted breathing moments to help distill the whirlwind into wisdom.Through rhythm, pause, and presence, we learn that not everything needs to be said…AND- What’s ready to be spoken deserves your breath.Lady Thyroid:“Let rhythm replace the rush.Speak from the breath that’s been lived, not rehearsed.”Special Guest: Mandy Roberts- {Form Yoga}– Oracle of Refined ResonanceFollow Mandy and her breathline brilliance here:https://formyoga.com/Her presence in this episode opens the threshold between silence and sacred speech, with Gene Key 12 guiding us from vanity to purity, one breath at a time.This episode is lovingly sponsored by three realms of rhythm and reverence:Jupiter, the Cosmic Expander—who reminds us that too much might just be an invitation to choose.Lady Thyroid, Sovereign of Sound—tuning our voices to the breath that’s been lived, not just rehearsed.Lady Sweetgum, the Resin Whisperer—alchemizing grief into grace, and Gloomp into Gluma.Thank you, Breathwrights, for sponsoring each syllable, silence, and sigh.You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder… and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this Gemini Season debut of Cosmic Cense & Nonsense, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale open up about the Wooo Hooo Line and extend an invitation to the Gooo Rooo Guild:Call in your Gooo. Share what’s sticky, spiraled, stewed, or shadowed.The threshold has been set. The breathline is open, and the invitation stands.Together, we breathe through the Alchemical Spiral—where Gooo becomes Rooo, and nonsense mints sense.We share that we prepare channel breath-born insight from the realms above, within, and below.With the Foolish Oracle nearby and nonsense never far behind, the spell has begun.This episode is spun for the Gooo Rooo Guild—Those who meet their Gooo with breath,Compost what clings,& alchemize what calls.You’re invited to listen, to question,To wonder…& maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Mercury in retrograde, Psooodoooo Gooorooo channels this trickster planet, and the duo go deep into the Gemini-Mercury frequency of perception-thought-speech-mantra with special guest Sarim Ibn Salahadhin.This show is sponsored by Mercury. It's the cosmic clown planet of communication. So call upon Mercury to catch the currency needed to open your mind to higher possibilities.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Catch more of Sarim Ibn Salahadhin's Healer, Tactical Strategist, Sage frequency at omnipathinstitute.org

(Special Episode): Brandon and Cheryl tackle the upcoming Full Moon in Scorpio Lunar Eclipse.This show is sponsored by The Fool. Call upon The Fool to help you catch the currency of hilarity no matter what your circumstances are.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Catch more of Brandon's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/brand.on.dale/ Catch more of his psooodooo gooorooo Cheryl's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/ladyinhale/

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Taurus Season, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a magical animal, and the duo welcome Laura Pallas and Cameron Phillips, a berry happy couple building a nourishing vital-packed farm with super inspiring values.This show is sponsored by Cosmic Bull. It's the animal that helps move blockages preventing prosperity and fertility. So call upon Cosmic Bull to catch the currency needed for immense strength.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.comCatch more of Laura and Cameron's frequency at https://www.bcberryfarmga.com/

Brandon and Cheryl tackle the Full Moon in Libra, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a mighty number (though a popular song calls it a lonely number), and the duo welcome a high-achieving Aries striving to find the balance between success and taking care of herself.This show is sponsored by ONE. It's the number that helps you win at the game of life. So call upon ONE to catch the currency needed to become youer than you.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Catch more of Kriti Rastogi's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/kriti_rastogi_/

(Special Holiday Episode): Brandon and Cheryl tackle how to vibrate your vices by ignoring your virtues and values. This show is sponsored by The Fool. Call upon The Fool to help you catch the currency of surprise no matter what your circumstances are.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Catch more of Brandon's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/brand.on.dale/ Catch more of his psooodooo gooorooo Cheryl's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/ladyinhale/

This week: Brandon and Cheryl tackle Virgo Full Moon and Spring Equinox, Psooodoooo Gooorooo channels a warrior node, and the duo welcome Isabel Friend- an international ambassador of Water, public speaker, and educator. As a student, servant, and steward of Water, she seamlessly blends science and spirit into a comprehensive cosmology of Water wisdom. Spanning the practical insights of health, hydration and biology, to empowering tactics for Watershed guardianship and ecological activism, to the esoteric and subtle insights of ancient indigenous Water wisdom, to the heady scientific discoveries of cutting edge Water research, This show is sponsored by The Cosmic Lymph Node. It's the node that helps you maintain proper functioning of your immune system. So call upon the Cosmic Lymph Node to help you catch the currency necessary for stimulating your regeneration.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Pre - Spring Equinox, Psoooodooo Gooorooo channels a dreamy blue wonder, and the duo welcome back two special guests who share some important secrets to their happy and mystical marriage that you don't want to miss.This show is sponsored by Neptune. It's the planet that helps you evolve. So call upon Neptune to catch the currency of high dreams and spiritual messages.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/Catch more of Emilie's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/ageless07/Catch more of James' frequency at https://www.linkedin.com/in/jim-van-cleave-33a31743/

{Part 2} This week: Brandon and Cheryl tackle the 12th house. Psooodooo Gooorooo channels the regulator, and the duo go deep within the Pisces currency of spiritual intelligence. They welcome back John Friend who talks about the Guru principle This show is sponsored by the cosmic pancreas. It’s the organ and the gland that regulates the sweet spot. So call upon Pancreas to catch the currency of sacred outlook. Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo Catch more of John Friend's frequency at https://bowspring.com/

{Part 1} This week: Brandon and Cheryl tackle the 12th house. Psooodooo Gooorooo channels the regulator, and the duo go deep within the Pisces currency of spiritual intelligence. They welcome back John Friend who talks about the Guru principle. This show is sponsored by the Cosmic Pancreas. It’s the organ and the gland that regulates the sweet spot. So call upon Pancreas to catch the currency of sacred outlook. Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo Catch more of John Friend's frequency at https://bowspring.com/

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Pisces season, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a powerful numerical force, and the duo welcome back Jen Bates who talks about her own Pisces Power and the importance of laughter.This show is sponsored by Twelve. It's the number that helped Jesus and friends profit. So call upon Twelve to catch the currency of cosmic order.Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohoooCatch more of Jen's frequency at https://www.lightenup.lol/

Brandon and Cheryl discuss Brandon's birth chart live, and he has A LOT of questions for his psooodooo gooorooo.

Brandon and Cheryl tackle the full moon in Leo, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a purifying and protective organ in relation to winter olympic athlete Jamie Anderson, and the duo interview Athena, a radiant actor who practices Wooo Hooo Craft to advance her career on-camera and life off-camera.This show is sponsored by Cosmic Spleen. It's the organ that helps you build blood and life force riches for the sustenance of your body. So call upon the Cosmic Spleen to catch the currency of purification and protection. Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohoooCatch more of Athena's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/athena31/