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Welcome to the Cosmic Cubbyhole, a weekly rendezvous filled with poetry, short stories, and occasional plays, hosted by artist and writer Simon Green. Nestled in a cupboard under the artist's stairs, each episode offers an escape from the ordinary into the cosmic.
Explore whimsical Northern English humor in tales featuring Drive-by Porkpies, Disembodied Noses, and the notorious Yorkshire Nasher—an eccentric octogenarian cannibal targeting greedy landlords.
Embark on wild adventures—a kleptomaniac turned leaf blower, hang-gliding with Fred Dibnah, and inverted dives a la Maverick and Goose. Join us for delightful tales of a world where a Robin Relyant three-wheeler hits 110mph, aided by racing pigeons and a magical chewing gum that enriches vocabulary.
Join us in the Cosmic Cubby Hole for these and more captivating stories!
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Episode #4 follows an office newbie's puzzlement over a colleague who consistently claims to leave work but never actually does, leading to an office legend of those dubbed 'off home types.' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In 'Lost Glove,' empathy for a lone glove on a train station platform gathers a crowd, anticipating the reunion with its owner, bringing unexpected joy to all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
"Fantastic Gum" is a poem celebrating a unique chewing gum that adapts to your mouth and helps articulate thoughts into words. It boasts various flavours and translates languages, offering a playful and unconventional chewing experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Ford Cavalier speeds through town, leaving chaos and confusion in its wake—with pork pies as its unlikely ammunition. Victims emerge, the techno beats blare, and a darkly comedic tale of impact unfolds. A savory crime spree you'll never forget. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, we delve into a world where industrial echoes linger, and memories slip away under the cover of night. A red-nosed clown waves from the shadows, fog lights illuminate twisted trees, and the familiar blends with the forgotten. Join us as we follow a journey marked by strange encounters and quiet farewells, when it’s time to go. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In Gale Eats Worms, we meet Gale, a peculiar team mentor who’s known for her odd habit of eating worms right in the staff room. Her colleagues, puzzled by her unconventional lunch and apparent lack of work ethic, wonder how she got promoted over more diligent workers. As Gale munches away, worms twisting in her lunchbox, the narrator’s frustrations reveal more about office politics than they do about Gale’s eccentricities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
"'Bottomless Pits’ is a cryptic, folk-inspired piece weaving through symbolic landscapes, inviting readers on a whimsical journey of abstract imagery and rhythmic wordplay. It explores themes of consumption and transactionalism in a surreal, enigmatic narrative. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole explores the complexities of family resemblance through the poem "In Their Faces." With rhythmic repetition and reflection, the poem delves into how identities overlap and evolve over time, revealing the subtle ways we see ourselves in others. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, titled "Moss Cracks," we explore the hidden beauty in the most mundane places. Through the poem, we discover the unexpected charm of moss growing between paving slabs—a secret world of green that reveals itself to those who walk with their heads down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, a late-night encounter with a towering stranger challenges the narrator's sense of reality. As the narrator grapples with the absurdity of a giant knocking at their door, the experience unfolds as a bizarre confrontation with grandiose ideas and empty promises. Tune in as we explore a world where metaphors take physical form, only to reveal the hollowness beneath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Escape to Oceana Boutique Abode, where each room is a sunbed journey to a different country—Magalove, Caribbean vibes, and more. This poetic advert entices with stress-free, global-themed relaxation, local amenities close by, and the promise of travel without the lengthy flights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, a nostalgic reflection turns into a discussion about 'Panpsychism,' the belief that everything has consciousness. The moment takes a humorous turn when a friend gets their foot stuck in a grate, interrupting the conversation and prompting an unexpected reaction from the speaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Explore the playful musings of a past life as a swivel chair in this thought-provoking poem. Delve into the unexpected sentience of a humble office chair, reflecting on its servile existence and the bums it supported. A lighthearted journey through memory and reincarnation, reminding us that even the most mundane objects might have stories to tell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In Edlo, tensions brewed, revealing a landscape of peculiar scenes—the weary bus drivers dodging chaos, the odd antics of locals, and the tumultuous echoes of political changes. Amidst it all, curtains twitched, bins burned, and unnoticed troubles lingered, weaving a peculiar tapestry of life in mundane places like Home Bargains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, discover a surreal encounter with two glittering, disembodied noses hovering above a paddling pool. These noses convey a telepathic message: "Keep your nose out," imparting it with an unexpected sense of love and unity. Tune in for a journey into the extraordinary! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Norman and Betty chat on their morning bus ride about lost keys, the approaching fog, and Betty's knitting project for her dog, Potato. They discuss yarn twisting, bus seat annoyances, and gossip about their bus driver, Bob. As Betty exits for the bakery, a dropped bingo dabber reveals they both attend the same bingo night, promising to meet later at the Triple Hits hall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, we explore the allure and unease of artificial grass. Promising a flawless green lawn every day, this synthetic substitute is marketed as cleaner, more perfect, and maintenance-free. But is it truly better than the real thing? Join us as we delve into the peculiar sensations and silent disquiet it leaves behind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
"‘THING ABOUT THINGS’ reflects on the intricate nature of existence, pondering the significance of desires, aspirations, and the present moment. Through playful repetition and introspection, the poem navigates the essence of 'things,' questioning their elusive meaning while highlighting the importance of cherishing the present. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, we poke fun at the formalities of storytelling with "It's All About the Beats." Join us as we follow a lonely character at a bar, navigating through cinematic beats of anticipation, doubt, and a soggy, yet heartwarming, connection. Discover the humor in the rhythm of film scenes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Drizzle Nook's dreaded Goobie Mountain, shrouded in mystery, transforms those who dare to ascend. Locals avoid it due to tales of distorted individuals, 'Goobes,' returning changed, possibly influenced by unknown forces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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