Couch Cowards

Are you scared? Well you shouldn't be. BECAUSE YOU'RE ON COUCH COWARDS Is what we should've said to Harley when we got the skinny on his scare tactics, no Caparrelli This week we talk haunts, illegal and or banned haunts, and Smizz's travel plans. Featuring Harley (no relation to Paul) Walker, who is a resident spookster at Fearaphobia. Art: @tzekefat

On this weeks episode we interview Dr Michael A. Caparrelli. He spent 100+ hours over 34 sessions with the infamous serial killer, David "The Son of Sam" Berkowitz. We discuss the mental health factors that could have possessed him to commit these brutal slayings in the 70's and many other big brain topics. This was a fun one so we hope you enjoy, no Caparrelli 🧢 (You can use that). You can find Dr Caparrelli's book online through this link: https://www.amazon.com.au/Monster-Mirror-Hours-David-Berkowitz/dp/B0CK3QD25N WUNGA!

Wunga: Listen Carefully! We are a group of worms that represent a small foreign podcast. We respect your spotify wrapped, but not the music it serves. At this time, we have your enjoyment in our possession. It is safe and unharmed and if you want it to see 2024, you must follow our instructions to the letter. You will subscribe to our twitch channel. Subscription will be in $10 bills and the remaining in Amazon Prime subs. Anyway, today we speak about Mick, Trivia, Christmas murder, and NICKELBACK Enjoy! Art: @tzekefat

Are you ready for the most anticipated episode in the cowards history? Because this week we have a couple veeerry special guests joining us on the couch, Billy's dad Micky B and Ginklets own, Molly! Two self made artists in their own right. We have the king of music (not Elvis ya big dummy) and the goblin queen herself. Mick gives us the dirt on Billy's childhood, getting scammed and we chat the usual nonsense about the weekly news. Make sure to wear your thickest socks and biggest shoes because they will be worn down from all the feet tapping after hearing Micky B sing. WUNGA! https://ginklet.com https://www.instagram.com/ginklet

On this weeks episode Smizz talks about his spooki holiday and getting called the overweight crow aka his villain origin story. Then the shmellas chat about the recent news with the mushroom lady, big foot, the ice hockey incident and more. Enjoy!

Greeting m’lords, This week the guys go back in time and talk about old torture methods that are (hopefully) lost in time. To wrap it up the boys then test a couple techniques out on themselves. Hope you enjoy! WUNGAAA

RED ALERT - The second c(u)mming of Sawyer (swyody) is upon us. Please join us in the classroom and prepare for graduation, as swyody tells us more about his exit from the group and the fallout of 1997. HEAVEN'S GATE - www.heavensgate.com SWYODY - www.youtube.com/@3spmSwy SUPPORT SWYODY - https://www.ebay.com/itm/174063571315?hash=item2886ff5173:g:NggAAOSwL8NdorBJ

RED ALERT - Today we are joined by Sawyer (swyody) who was a high ranking member of Heaven's Gate cult. He spent 19 Earth years within the group and shares his stories from the beginning to the final EXIT. HEAVEN'S GATE - www.heavensgate.com SWYODY - www.youtube.com/@3spmSwy

This week we have a very special interstate guest, Tim from Morbid Sheep Comics! *applause* We chat about pooping on a plane, the Mexican aliens, undiscovered civilizations and bigfoot. We also have Tim's pal, Finn tell us a very spooky ghost story. We made it another week baby, surprise!! Check out Tim's awesome work on Instagram at @morbidsheepcomics WUNGAAAA 🪱

Wunga govna The scallywags are back wif this absolutely rambunctious episode of ranting raving and reviewing! Just joshing ya but Smizz is off to catch the golden snitch at picadilly circus innit Cheerio then hop scotch skibidi bop! Episode art: https://www.instagram.com/tzekefat/

Cos I'm a Wunga boy, and I've been tryin' to mayOh I'm a Wunga boyAy, I'mma just fungi boy, I'mma just fungi boyI'mma get keep that shroom, I be just staring at the beef wellington Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the dehydrator where I'm stayin'They like you wanna be famous? I'm tryna be touching tips with my brotherI'm gonna be incest boy and get a real down bad Wunga! Brothers, sisters, friends and foes! Today we talk all big things current including the Koramburra Mushroom lady and the Island Boys trying to touch mushroom tips! Strap yourself in and feel the g's

Wunga one, wunga all Against all odds we are back. They said we wouldn’t make it but here we are! Your worm leaders have ridded themselves of all ailments and come in HAWT with some spicy news, triv talk and a wrap up on Dry July. Feast your ears on this one my lovelies and enjoy! LINKS: Couch Cowards on LIGHTS CAMERA RANT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MHiCdS4HQ Chinas bear man - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/76cSfcGpUd8 Brazil Barbie iPad mum - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnD8eNDWkM I GOT A PS7! - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SHV3-aRNvo8

Greetings earthlings! Wungo! This week we speak with (MC) Hama who tells us all about his multiple UFO sightings and how he catches these slippery sky trout.  We chat about the crazy/hot plane meltdown, the infamous nippys saga and did we finally make Smizz puke on the pod??? We think so, turns out all you need to do is spread your cheeks and rub some cream on your B-Hole!  Hope you enjoy Links: Donate to our Dry July - https://www.dryjuly.com/users/couch-cowards Woman has meltdown on a plane - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TIuovQbsdX4 Queensland sky flash - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPnozph0Ugw&ab_channel=7NEWSAustralia GRAPHIC WARNING Nair hair removal video - https://youtu.be/m4QO5jyEw2E Hardcore frontman jerking off horses speech - https://metalinjection.net/av/hardcore-frontman-gives-inspirational-speech-about-jerking-off-horses-for-a-job

What’s up nerds haha. Yeah we’re back from summer camp and ready to dish out some major wedgies, who’s next???? This week we interview a guy from a different school, you wouldn’t have heard of him. His name is "DYLAN" and he went to a "pretty catholic school" and witnessed some "weird things". Ha okayyy…. We also chat the usual business in between giving swirlies and smoking on the oval and you bet your tighty whities that we pick up major chicks! Schwing! Say what’s up to your moms for us 🤙🏻

Wunga bby cakes! Today we be talking Urban Legendzz for another trip around the sun for version 2.0. Billy said "let me cook", and cook he shall with some of his best stories yet! As always, we have time for a bit of trivia talk, and also some exciting news OoOooOO ------- Donate to our Dry July campaign: https://www.dryjuly.com/users/couch-cowards