Crab And R5 Whenever

Whenever, wherever, and whatever!!! Join The Legendary Crab McGraw and The Only R5 as they talk shop, life, random stories, rants, and interview fellow peoples of the world! Through serious thoughts and fun miscellaneous things, put your trust in Crab and R5! To just kind of be here: whenever, wherever and for whatever!

A Taste of a Trailer

A Trailer with the taste of things to come- turkey sandwiches, love, and conversations to look forward to on Crab and R5 Whenever!

08-10
02:33

Changes Coming This Way.... With Crabs Attached

Just A quick Public service announcement of the big change coming to the podcast! 

06-14
02:58

A VERY MERRY BEBOP CHRISTMAS RANT!

Just saying and wishing merry Christmas to all! except to the people behind the attempted murder of Cowboy Bebop!

12-19
20:23

EPISODE YEAH

Just some bonus stuff till i get back on track with some good stuff

12-08
36:19

Aunt's favorite dinosaur, The Crab McGraw, and Couple's game!

Season 2 is flying out fast as pancakes and Slim Jims and with that we have our first hour long episode!!! On this Episode we catch up once again with Argus Trotter, a small retaste of Tiger King initial thoughts, and the podcast's first guests: The Legendary Crab McGraw and Doctor Breanna Bananas. This episode be games, couple fights, dinosaur rants, and of course horrible sound quality!!!!! Jump on in and get ready to be confused why people would talk to me!!!

11-25
01:02:01

HALO DUNE INFINITE: PART ONE AND THE ARGUS TROTTER CHRONICLES UPDATE #1

 After a personal record breaking season premiere I'm back again for another season 2 episode. Small peek into my brain as I dive back into HALO, enjoy some sand on Arrakis, check up on my Sim Argus Trotter (living the best life a sims could ask for so far), and Rant! 

11-20
24:33

Season 2 !!!! Back and more depressed, but now with sims!!!!

Been a year but the show must go on for the two listeners I have. So I'm back and not always on bumpy roads anymore!!!!

11-17
23:05

Uber dating and mechanical pandas

Mental 5 min rant about dumbstuff

10-06
05:08

Back on the crazy train!!,

Back again for more random things and bumpy roads.

10-03
18:39

A Christmas McGrawtum Leap Special! Cave McGraw!!!!

On a very special Christmas program of McGrawtum Leap... that has nothing to do with Christmas, Crab McGraw Leaps into the time of the cavemen and tries his luck at doing good for the dawn of man! Merry Xmas Crustaceans! Enjoy!

12-21
11:40

McGrawtum Leap! not Quantum Leap!

Last week we wondered where in the world is Crab McGraw, well this week we discover the wondering should’ve been when not where was Crab McGraw! That’s right Crab discovered time trave!!!! So, this week we get to hear one of his time escapades! Then in a separate Crab and R5 escapade the guys reenact Crab’s attempt to get a prom date with Monster Prom XXL! Also, we talk about what’s in Mrs. McGraw’s fridge! So Buckle up Crustaceans! We’re going further into the irrelevant things!

09-09
38:31

Crab SoundBoard & R5 Whenever!

On this week episode The Legendary Crab McGraw is MIA!!! So The Only R5 replaces him with something just as great.... The Legendary Crab McGraw patent pending Soundboard!!! So sit back and listen to R5 rant and plan birthdays with Crabboard!!!!!

09-02
21:08

The Crab McGraw Crabbed Up Technical Difficulties Annual Special!

After an amazing irrelevant world premiere of Crab and R5 Whenever! The Legendary Crab McGraw and The Only R5 recorded what some call the greatest episode two of all time!!!... but technical difficulties led to the lost of the greatest 2nd episode ever! Fear not crustaceans! The Legendary Crab McGraw whipped up a poorly subpar special event to tribute the fallen 2nd episode with a special Crab's Corner telling of his origins! Thats right crustaceans this is a episode all about Crab McGraw! Buckle up for a very rough journey as we learn the mystery of the Legendary Crab McGraw... and get very sidetracked along the way!

08-25
47:44

A Very Irrelevant Premiere For All!

Gather around all Yee Crustaceans, turn off your brains, take a break, and take a misadventure with us on our very first episode.  In this 1st episode we try to introduce the premise of our show…. by getting very off topic and talk about our love of Singapore, Jurassic Park, rant a little, have Crab McGraw read us a story in Crab’s Corner!!! Also joining us is the Well Built Asian for our first interview session as we attempt to get him to discuss being a delivery truck driver, and play a game of The Hot Seat, where we pry into his life and again attempt to get answers out of him! So, join on in, don’t overthink, lower expectations, and just enjoy some irrelevant randomness with us!!!!

08-16
47:19

Reign of Fire, Hobbits and Windows cracks.

No more vomiting in 2020!

08-19
10:02

John Denver, freedom masks, and false ads..... still bumpy

Me having nothing really good talk about in the middle nowhere alone.

08-14
10:06

Dreams, A-team and bumpy road and no editing or fs given

My 1st shot of telling you a random story on a really bumpy road without editing anything

08-11
08:05

Cheap used toys and seller feedback mini rant

How dose one suck at getting 5 stars!

08-12
03:17

Will Forte and Scooby Snacks 5 minute or less rant.

My random rant on the movie scoob, yet my love of last man on earth

08-11
05:03

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