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CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Florida. On their daily, progressive, internet radio show, they laugh and cuss about politics, news, pop culture, religion and more.
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MAGA screeches rise as the leopards eat their faces. Mama Nazi continued her feud with fellow GOP loads before the midterms. US attorney Lindsey Halligan has screwed the pooch with the Comey and Letitia James cases. Repubs of Texas got an "L" from a judge for their redistricting plan. A case Shilter brought against CNN over their use of "the big lie" was tossed. Man-baby blathered crap about tariff dividend checks and the Epstein files. Bodycam footage revealed embarrassing footage of a Border Patrol agent behaving badly in Long Beach. Congress might pass a ban on legislators playing the stock market. The BBC bent over and apologized for their edit of Diaper Don's speech before the tourists rioted in the Capitol. McDonalds gives customers a big smack with a more expensive menu.
Crooked Trump's vindictive prosecutions are falling apart. Shitler busts a u-turn on the Epstein files. Affordability concerns and man-baby's bad conduct within the Epstein files could submarine his second term of terror. DOJ Deputy Chief, former Trumpkin attorney, admitted GOP names would be redacted from the Epstein files. Jeff Epstein's bro said the person President Diaper Rash might've satisficed with pie-hole wasn't Clinton. If the Dems reclaim the White House, the new wing would repurposed in a way unpleasing to the rapist-in-chief. MAGAT Pastor Shane Vaughn blathered complaints about Trump's crumbling base. Mama Nazi got threats from Trumpkins after splitting with fascist POTUS over the Epstein files. An appeals court upheld convictions of the vile killers who murdered Ahmaud Arbery. Repub creature from Texas, Ted Cruz threatened couch lover Vance with a run for POTUS. OAN canned alleged trafficking diddler Matt Gaetz.
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Even the MAGA cult is bothered by newly released Epstein emails. The dead pedo formerly known as Epstein consulted on how to blackmail Trump. Author Michael Wolfe who chose to write about Epstein's child sex trafficking rather than call 911, spoke out after the release of the much ballyhooed files. Man-baby filled his Pampers at a presser when asked about the Epstein files. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene went on the offensive against Shitler. Adelita Grijalva was finally sworn in setting the stage for the release of the Epstein files. President Diaper Rash blathered something about a lack of talented U.S. labor. Hate-caster Nick Fuentes spewed a word salad of bigotry.
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The GOP wants people to starve to death and lose their healthcare because it's a day ending in "y." States lead by decent people have made efforts to feed starving citizens. Consumer sentiment is in the toilet. Beloved fast food chain Carl's Jr. distributed meals to folks with SNAP cards. Racist Floridians are angry-pants Muslims can use vouchers just like Christians. Turkey issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu for the genocide in Gaza. Denmark banned kids from social media. A North American Anglican church leader was accused of sexual misconduct with children. The U.S. economic model is crap.
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The smelliest turds are battling each other in the fascist GOP cesspool including demon-bitten Tucker and friend-of-Kanye Nick Fuentes. Hate load Fuentes blathered the Groypers are coming for our Nazi VP Vance. Trump filled a diaper over his hatred for late night talk host Seth Meyers, who deserves props for his merciless mockery of President Diaper Rash. Dems are set dunk all over the GOP in the off year elections. Prince Andrew lost his title and royal digs due to his continued support of fellow child rapist Epstein. House GOP Slytherin are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC, they're figuring ways to cheat. VP of Couches is probably hooking up with the widow of that deceased Nazi.
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"No more wars" Trump can't wait to invade Venezuela. Shitler's CIA was busted trying to launch a false flag in Venezuela according to the Maduro regime. A CBS anchor jumped ship. Man-baby blathered something about getting a "routine MRI." Canada caught measles from the U.S. and President Diaper rash pitched a fit about Canadian political ad poking fun at his tariffs. GOP loads want to deport Democratic superstar Zohran Mamdani. New Yorkers have been giving ICE Nazis hell. Slate ripped John Robert's SCOTUS a new starfish. Rapist-in-Chief suggested Vance and Rubio run for on a 2028 ticket.
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Americans don't want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King Day belongs in hell. China complained about cyber attacks from the US. Racist hate-preacher with a golden preacher, Shane Vaughn said the Constitution makes Shitler master of the universe. Steve Bannon put on his seven shirts and called for the registration of the CIA Director.
Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range missiles. Fox-bot Sec Def Pete Hegseth blathered something about fat guardsmen. A Christian nationalist, AKA Nazi, caterwauled slavery wasn't evil. The U.S. has Mpox plus there's a bigly outbreak of measles. Conservative sweater model Glenn Beck said the FBI asked his advice on capturing ANTIFA. Pedo Prince Andrew lost all royal titles and things of that nature due to Trump's appearances in the Epstein files. Golden voiced Jesus loon Shane Vaughn suggested God ordered Satan to clip former fascist Charlie Kirk before Turning Point Czar could go after Israel.
Even Newsmax is telling Hegseth to screw off with his un-American press rules. Trump is sending Tomahawks to Ukraine. Shitler melted down over an unflattering pic on the cover of Time Magazine. President Diaper Rash creepily flirted the Italian President during the sham peace talks in the middle east. Anti-Semitic gun-lover Marjorie Taylor Green rightly called the men of her fascist party weak. Trumpkin right wing podcaster Joe Rogan slammed man-baby's immigration policy. A bootlicker legislator nominated the orange one for a Nobel. SCOTUS told hate-caster Alex Jones to get bent over his ridiculous Sandy Hook suit. MAGAT Actor Cheryl Hines, hitched to pro-measles HHS Director RFK Jr., was slammed on The View over her husband's deadly policies. Dr. Phil's dumb media company tanked, lol. The Crabs got an update on Mel Gibson's second big Jesus movie and learned 57 year old Jim Caviezel, the actor who played Jesus in the first movie, is sad because he won't be reprising the role of the savior.
MAGA squeals over Trump losing the Nobel Prize. Nobel winner Maria Corina her Nobel to Shitler. The President of MIT stood up to Trump. Man-baby want's China's rare Earth crap. VIP fortune teller Hank Kunneman has been praying during this secret time against the Mayor of Omaha. MAGA racist loon Brian Suave blathered violent rhetoric. 911 conspiracy Nazi Laura Loomer finally fell out of love with President Diaper Rash.
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The world is laughing at the clowntastic madman in The White House. Trump trashed his room at Windsor Castle slathering his royal quarters with the orange foundation unevenly found upon his Nazi face and hands. Man-baby seems to enjoy the government shutdown like he played it. MAGA is up-setty pants because musical artist Bad Bunny was tapped to headline the Super Bowl Half-time Show. Jesus ninny Joel Webbon blathered Charlie Kirk's assassin should be publicly executed. Evangelical upstart Brilyn Hollyhand came to his own turning point by turning down an offer from Charlie's old outfit. The Qanon Shaman launched a 40 trillion dollar lawsuit against President Diaper Rash. The largest great white shark ever tagged was affixed with a tracker which doesn't work underwater.
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