Crap Kids Watch

Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children. Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings” With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary

Episode 1 - All that (Tia and Tamera Mowry)

Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger.

03-25
45:26

Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)

This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!

05-13
29:15

Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"

Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.

04-14
36:40

Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"

Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.

03-26
28:49

Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"

Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.

02-19
29:32

Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"

Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.

01-21
38:44

Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko"

Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore.

12-30
20:04

Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs"

Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day!

08-27
44:21

Episode 6 - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "Goofy Babysitter"

Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad.

07-28
41:20

Episode 5 - PinkFong "Baby Shark / Yes, Yes, Potty Party!

Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself.

05-30
39:24

Episode 4 - Thomas & Friends "Thomas Gets Tricked / Edward Helps Out"

Gary and Melissa are all aboard with their special guest, Sean! Will the three of them get shunted or make it all the way to the station? Is Thomas actually a prick? Who knew?

04-10
58:50

Episode 3 - Bubble Guppies "The Grumpfish Special"

Melissa and Gary take a deep undersea dive into the world of Bubble Guppies. Mr. Grumpfish is miserable because of all the clay pizza. Can the guppies turn that clown frown upside down?

03-14
40:09

Episode 2 - Captain Kangaroo "Dolly Parton Visits the Captain's Place"

Gary and Melissa join the man himself, Captain Kangaroo, for a trippy time in his basement. Will he ever let us leave?

02-21
50:09

Episode 1 - Ryan's World "Pac-Man in Real Life Meets Ryan!!!!"

Melissa and Gary go down a portal into Ryan's World. Don't forget your gummies!

02-12
51:21

Episode 25 - Pokémon "Pokémon, I Choose You!"

Melissa and Gary head to Pallet Town to begin their journey with Ash Ketchum.

11-21
47:05

Episode 24 - Peppa Pig "Whistling"

Melissa and Gary snort their way to the top with the queen bitch, Peppa Pig.

10-10
33:49

Episode 23 - SpongeBob SquarePants "Bank Geeks"

Gary and Melissa join their celebrity guest, Caitlin, on a deep dive into Bikini Bottom.

09-14
01:17:39

Episode 22 - The Magic School Bus "The Magic School Bus for Lunch"

Melissa and Gary slide on down into stomach acid with Ms. Frizzle as we join the kids on the Magic School Bus.

08-31
48:03

Episode 21 - Daniel Tiger "Daniel's Birthday"

Gary and Melissa take stroll down to the land of Make Believe and celebrate Daniel's birthday. On to way we pick up a cake, because we're big and strong.

08-23
51:23

Episode 20 - Sesame Street "Neighborhood Safari"

Gary and Melissa take a stroll down the street to hang out with Grover and Elmo. Do we sing too much? Most likely.

08-16
55:50

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