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Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children.
Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch
Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings”
With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary
Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch
Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings”
With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary
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Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger.
This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!
Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.
Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.
Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.
Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.
Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore.
Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day!
Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad.
Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself.
Gary and Melissa are all aboard with their special guest, Sean! Will the three of them get shunted or make it all the way to the station? Is Thomas actually a prick? Who knew?
Melissa and Gary take a deep undersea dive into the world of Bubble Guppies. Mr. Grumpfish is miserable because of all the clay pizza. Can the guppies turn that clown frown upside down?
Gary and Melissa join the man himself, Captain Kangaroo, for a trippy time in his basement. Will he ever let us leave?
Melissa and Gary go down a portal into Ryan's World. Don't forget your gummies!
Melissa and Gary head to Pallet Town to begin their journey with Ash Ketchum.
Melissa and Gary snort their way to the top with the queen bitch, Peppa Pig.
Gary and Melissa join their celebrity guest, Caitlin, on a deep dive into Bikini Bottom.
Melissa and Gary slide on down into stomach acid with Ms. Frizzle as we join the kids on the Magic School Bus.
Gary and Melissa take stroll down to the land of Make Believe and celebrate Daniel's birthday. On to way we pick up a cake, because we're big and strong.
Gary and Melissa take a stroll down the street to hang out with Grover and Elmo. Do we sing too much? Most likely.
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