Crit Sandwich: A D&D Podcast

****THE SONG ROBBIE IS REFERRING TO IS IN A SEPARATE DOWNLOAD**** Robbie made a rap. Robbie talks a bit about the song he wrote covering our first four campaigns. Special thanks to Willis, @wingedfew on instagram, for producing the song. Robbie wanted the rap is in a separate episode so you can download the MP3 to your Zune and play it on repeat.

Robbie performs Welcome to Crit Sandwich. To hear about this song, check out the short episode that also came out today. Performance and lyrics by Robbie. Produced by Willis, IG: @wingedfew. https://www.instagram.com/wingedfew/?hl=en [HOOK] Hello and Welcome to Crit sandwich Where we roll till the twenty side landed Run on a chart, campaign building talent Random games, come to play, here to stay, let me say Staying true to our roles every roll Flick the wrist & you can hear the dice roll Based on our favorite films, games, and shows Dungeon Master in control, our chatter to behold [1ST VERSE] “V” lost his bow, Ruck let a druid go Chances thin as tightropes, walk the line cut it close Party in a bad situation, oh no! Reid ready for the battle taking initiative rolls Twins Nick & Nate, with an assassin scheming grave Never safe, Yuan-ti surround them, no space Back against the wall won’t break, won’t fall Crit miss, crit hit, cantrip close call [HOOK] "....." [2ND VERSE] Steward draped in bone armor trying to swim in deep water Dirty tactics might harm you but he fights with much honor On the move might wander… holding your lamp up high Getting tricky, Brad Kitty tumbled, took a dive Brad Kitty came to life, from a wish, get a sip Honey milk all night, from a dish, this is it Jackson King a man of no importance All he’ll do is change appearance give up that healing potion if you wanna cross this ocean Build a campaign that would of never been considered based on our reviews... we delivered [HOOK] "....."

The gang answers your questions. On Crit Sandwich, 4 friends play 5th edition D&D campaigns loosely based on our favorite movies, tv shows and video games. We use adult language, have inconsistent character voices, and often screw up the rules. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Edited by Robbie & Casey.

Meet Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey as they roll for Character, Plot, Setting, and World State to build a new campaign from scratch. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the Dungeon Master Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey begin a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the Dungeon Master Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey continue a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey end a church field trip to an island full of ancient monsters long forgotten. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 1 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Friar Ruck Chuck Ventus as the monster slayer "V" Robbie Ponder as Reid Harpman, highwayman bard New episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey roll on a chart to create a random DnD campaign for the next season of the show. Chaos ensues! Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey begin an adventure to an abandoned planet. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 2 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Dilly Skidmark (warlock/brat) Chuck Ventus as Edward Matterhands (nebbish sorcerer) Robbie Ponder as...TBD  New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey adventure to an abandoned planet. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 2 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Dilly Skidmark (warlock/brat) Chuck Ventus as Edward Matterhands (nebbish sorcerer) Robbie Ponder as Detritus Swill (trasher barbarian)  New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey adventure to an abandoned planet. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 2 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Dilly Skidmark (warlock/brat) Chuck Ventus as Edward Matterhands (nebbish sorcerer) Robbie Ponder as Detritus Swill (trasher barbarian)  New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest D&D podcast

Matt, Chuck, Robbie & Casey adventure on an abandoned planet. Crit Sandwich is where 4 friends play 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons with randomly rolled settings and plots. We use adult language, inconsistent character voices, edit lightly for brevity (and to make us look super fast at math). And, of course, we will screw up the rules. Campaign 2 Cast: Casey Sears as the DM Matt Popich as Dilly Skidmark (warlock/brat) Chuck Ventus as Edward Matterhands (nebbish sorcerer) Robbie Ponder as Detritus Swill (trasher barbarian)  New podcast episodes come out on the first and third Monday of each month. https://www.facebook.com/CritSandwich https://twitter.com/CritSandwich critsandwichpodcast@gmail.com Theme and music thanks to http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/ Enjoy Crit Sandwich: the world's tastiest DnD podcast