Crunch Wears No Pants

It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.

Are the Wolves bad?

They blew it vs the Suns and Kings. The Timberwolves have this podcast wondering: are the Wolves bad?

11-26
59:39

In Arena Music Selections with Timberwolves Music Directors Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D

Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D join the pod to discuss playing the trombone version of Goosebumps during games, how they select in game sound effects and music, and what the behind the scenes in-game production of a Wolves game looks like. We also discuss vibes, of course. 

11-21
01:32:01

JULIUS RANDLE KNOWS ABOUT GOOSEBUMPS

THE WOLVES ARE WINNING AGAINST BAD TEAMS! GOOSEBUMPS IS BECOMING A NATIONAL THING!

11-14
01:05:16

The Wolves Twitter Civil War, Ja Morant, and the Goosebumps Conspiracy

There's a Wolves Twitter Civil War over Chris Finch. Ja Morant may be a Timberwolf this season. Someone took down the original Julius Randle Goosebumps video. 

11-07
01:12:04

The Hunt for Meaningful Insights (four games into the season)

We're four games in and the gentlemen are trying to make sense of the Anthony Edwards injury, as well as some weird initial trends and observations (both positive and negative). Julius Randle is a trees jersey legend. Rob looks great in the face mask. If you're a new fan: welcome to Target Center. Please get lit when you're in the building. Love you BYE

10-29
01:23:43

WE ENTERED THE BONE ZONE! Season Opener Reaction Pod

We're so frickin back. We fired up the mics as soon as the clock struck 0:00 to talk about Donte (oh no), Bones (oh yes), Anthony Edwards (wow), and initial reactions to the Wolves' first game. Go buy some Lamb Chops. See you at Target Center

10-23
50:05

WolvesFest 2025 Live Show (with JakesGraphs, Dane Moore, and Kyle Theige)

Thanks for coming to WolvesFest. My lord, a time was had. The audio is a bit of an adventure on this one. JakesGraphs and Dane Moore join us to chat about the forthcoming season. People were lit. Shout to the Dane Moore NBA Show for always showing love, and for Falling Knife for being the host with the most. 

10-21
01:06:56

Season Over/Unders With Kyle Theige

The emperor of Wolves Twitter joins the pod for our annual over/unders segment! We also re-litigate whether or not Christian Braun is hot (from last week), as well as dig into Kyle's vibes going into the season. See you at Wolves Fest at Falling Knife on Saturday!! I love you!

10-15
01:16:20

QUEEN PHEE AND THE TREES

- #AD @Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)- THE TREES ARE BACK- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD- THE TREES DRAFT! MORE FUN THAN WE ANTICIPATED!

10-02
01:13:33

Lynx Advance, Alanna (co) DPOTY, Bones Hyland, and the future of Star Wars and Marvel

Durf is at a bachelor party so he isn't here. So Brandon and Jally talk about the Lynx advancing, Co-DPOTY, Phee disrespect on Threads (don't go on Threads), and the state of our favorite corporate intellectual properties. Nate, come back. We don't need to do 15 minutes on Fandom.

09-19
56:51

YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (With Craig Smith)

Last week, we tweeted a meme of Craig Smith. This week, former Timberwolf Craig Smith joins the pod to discuss his career, his fav moments, the state of the league, the state of the Wolves, and Fantasy Football. Check out Craig's Foundation https://tayloredrhinofoundation.org/ as well as his books "Craig and his Magic Basketball" and "Coloring with Craig: The Rhino's Basketball Adventures." Craig Smith rules. You already knew that but you're going to know it even more after this episode

08-20
52:22

Prowl DOES Wear Pants (with Andrew Dukowitz)

Andrew's back to discuss the Lynx's perseverance in the wake of the Phee injury, the first three trades since the Carrington trade, and the excitement of covering two elite MN basketball teams year around. Long live Andrew, he's great. 

08-13
01:08:29

The DiJonai Carrington Trade, Uncle Tim, and a thrilling RWOW

We discuss Phee's injury, the DiJonai Carrington trade, and host Brandon's Uncle Tim on the pod because he won a silent auction. 

08-06
01:15:12

STUDBUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE

Brandon and Nate went to Summer League and omg. WNBA All Star Weekend restored the feeling.

07-24
56:37

Nickeil Alexander Walker: We Will Love You Forever

NAW WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE LIVE SHOW (THAT IS MEANT FOR YOU, THE PANTY NATION MEMBER. NOT NAW, UNFORTUNATELY).

07-07
01:12:35

No KD trade news means today's episode is a Jurassic World: Rebirth Review

CWNP was invited to the first showing of Jurassic World: Rebirth in Minnesota, so we went and recorded a podcast about it. It's obviously spoiler free. This is the off season BAYBEEEEEE. 

06-19
04:09

Kevin Durant Trade Chatter, A SCOOP, and Jordan's Dad

Somebody gave Jordan a juicy scoop. This is probably why you're listening to this episode, and that's fine, but just know we talk about Jordan's dad for the first 3:48 seconds of the episode. We also go over off season trade chatter, Wolves Twitter's reaction to all the rumors, and how Nate should watch Invicible. 

06-18
01:09:56

The Third Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza

IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIES AWARD EXTRAVAGANZA BROUGHT TO YOU BY JIMMY'S DIPS, DUKE CANNON, AND DENT HEADS! WE ALSO REVIEW OUR OVER/UNDERS THAT WE SET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON WITH JACK FROM BAD ANGLE BASKETBALL! COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AT FALLING KNIFE BREWING COMPANY ON 6/25/25 FROM 6-10PM! 

06-12
01:34:00

Chris Hine joins to discuss his new book "Ant" and Mariah Carey

Chris Hine wrote a book about Anthony Edwards. It's great. We talk all about it with a few (a lot) of detours along with way. 

06-05
01:03:21

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