Durf is at a bachelor party so he isn't here. So Brandon and Jally talk about the Lynx advancing, Co-DPOTY, Phee disrespect on Threads (don't go on Threads), and the state of our favorite corporate intellectual properties. Nate, come back. We don't need to do 15 minutes on Fandom.
Last week, we tweeted a meme of Craig Smith. This week, former Timberwolf Craig Smith joins the pod to discuss his career, his fav moments, the state of the league, the state of the Wolves, and Fantasy Football. Check out Craig's Foundation https://tayloredrhinofoundation.org/ as well as his books "Craig and his Magic Basketball" and "Coloring with Craig: The Rhino's Basketball Adventures." Craig Smith rules. You already knew that but you're going to know it even more after this episode
Andrew's back to discuss the Lynx's perseverance in the wake of the Phee injury, the first three trades since the Carrington trade, and the excitement of covering two elite MN basketball teams year around. Long live Andrew, he's great.
We discuss Phee's injury, the DiJonai Carrington trade, and host Brandon's Uncle Tim on the pod because he won a silent auction.
Brandon and Nate went to Summer League and omg. WNBA All Star Weekend restored the feeling.
NAW WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE LIVE SHOW (THAT IS MEANT FOR YOU, THE PANTY NATION MEMBER. NOT NAW, UNFORTUNATELY).
CWNP was invited to the first showing of Jurassic World: Rebirth in Minnesota, so we went and recorded a podcast about it. It's obviously spoiler free. This is the off season BAYBEEEEEE.
Somebody gave Jordan a juicy scoop. This is probably why you're listening to this episode, and that's fine, but just know we talk about Jordan's dad for the first 3:48 seconds of the episode. We also go over off season trade chatter, Wolves Twitter's reaction to all the rumors, and how Nate should watch Invicible.
IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIES AWARD EXTRAVAGANZA BROUGHT TO YOU BY JIMMY'S DIPS, DUKE CANNON, AND DENT HEADS! WE ALSO REVIEW OUR OVER/UNDERS THAT WE SET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON WITH JACK FROM BAD ANGLE BASKETBALL! COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AT FALLING KNIFE BREWING COMPANY ON 6/25/25 FROM 6-10PM!
Chris Hine wrote a book about Anthony Edwards. It's great. We talk all about it with a few (a lot) of detours along with way.
Minnesota sports curses aren't real. Gary Anderson was never a Timberwolf. The season was fun. And the future is bright. See you guys at a Lynx game. Enter our contest to win a PSA Graded Ant cared on our Instagram and Twitter @NoPantsCrunch
Fear is the Mind Killer, gang. The Timberwolves dropped game 1, however the gentlemen don't seem too pressed by it. Jordan complained a little (a lot) about the refs.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! THESE ARE THE GOOD OL DAYS!
One negative to Podcasting: Those who would be and should be voiceless somehow think they have some sort of voice now. Like us. The gentlemen recap a wild day on MN Sports Twitter, The Lakers series, the second round, and whether or not they respect certain players more or less now after the first round. Oh boy. Draymond is in town tomorrow. Should be fine! See you soon!
The Lakers subreddit is a dumb place. The gentlemen discuss the series. Jordan defends JJ Redick's decision to play his only good players for 24 straight. Brandon knows so much about basketball. Durf also knows so much about basketball. Dalton Knecht, nice playing time, you loser. Jaxon Hayes, I hope you stub your foot four million times in a row and that your foot becomes a nub. Luka: why are you the way that you are? Stop it. LeBron: nice inbound, dork. Did you see that video of a Lakers fans yelling into a phone and accidentally cutting his face with his fingernail and then he just lets it bleed so he looks insane? What's goin on over there.
The gentlemen are back to discuss the Lakers series, Jordan's unfortunate run in with a Celtics fan on an 11 hour flight to Japan, and why so many people listened to the Michael Beasley episode
Great timing for a Deep Dive into Michael Beasley's Timberwolves tenure!
ANDREW DUKOWITZ FINALLY JOINS THE POD AFTER 9 MONTHS! We discuss the human side of athletes, how he got into journalism, what's happening on the court with our Minnesota Timberwolves, and recap our appearance on the Dane Moore NBA Show on Sunday. Wow. The brand is so hot
Just an insane episode. So much has happened and we crammed it all into an hour. Jordan recorded this episode from his sunglasses lmao. We react to the Instant Classic that was a Nuggets game, Jordan was there and made enemies out of every Nuggets fan. We also react to the Brawl and Pistons fan upheaval after the fact. And lastly, we pour honey on our goats, the Iowa Wolves, for hosting us in Des Moines last week. Seriously, if you want a weekend getaway, Des Moines is a great spot. We had great food and a fun time at the game. Super underrated, will be going back. Hell yeah dude. See you later.
Obi Toppin: why are you doing this to us?