Curse of Carmilla

A D&D podcast where we replaced the Brooding Barovian Vampire Lord with a lesbian, and her dumbass brother. Queer AF. Find us on twitter @CrowAndKettle

Episode 4: The Dun Cow

The Elvet Mysteries is a horror-mystery miniseries set in a small English university town. After a strange experience, first year student Livvy Jones starts to document the unusual things happening in Durham, and invites the student body to share their stories. The Elvet Mysteries is written, performed and produced by Kym Deyn Our editor and composer is Liv Clark, you can find more of her work at livclark.com Imposter Syndome was read by Liv Clarke The Cult was read by Jay Hulme

10-21
28:04

Episode 3: Whirring and Clicking

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains depictions of a panic attack. The Elvet Mysteries is a horror-mystery miniseries set in a small English university town. After a strange experience, first year student Livvy Jones starts to document the unusual things happening in Durham, and invites the student body to share their stories. The Elvet Mysteries is written, performed and produced by Kym Deyn Our editor and composer is Liv Clark, you can find more of her work at livclark.com Silverfish was read by Mo Hafeez The Letter was read by Quinn Clark

10-18
23:53

Episode 2 - The City Itself

The Elvet Mysteries is a horror-mystery miniseries set in a small English university town. After a strange experience, first year student Livvy Jones starts to document the unusual things happening in Durham, and invites the student body to share their stories. The Elvet Mysteries is written, performed and produced by Kym Deyn Our editor and composer is Liv Clark, you can find more of her work at livclark.com The Boys on the Bailey was read by Grace Hogan Second Year Housing was read by Henry Bird

10-18
24:22

The Elvet Mysteries - Episode 1: Separation

Curse of Carmilla's next project is The Elvet Mysteries. We'll be posting it on TEM's dedicated channel as well as here - so keep an eye out! Also our Twitter has re-branded to better reflect our content, we're now @CrowAndKettle The Elvet Mysteries is a horror-mystery miniseries set in a small English university town. After a strange experience, first year student Livvy Jones starts to document the unusual things happening in Durham, and invites the student body to share their stories. The Elvet Mysteries is written, performed and produced by Kym Deyn Our editor and composer is Liv Clark, you can find more of her work at livclark.com Hidden 15 was read by Jay Hulme The Elvet Mysteries is a Crow & Kettle Production

09-08
24:07

Elvet Mysteries Teaser Trailer

The Elvet Mysteries launches on Spotify, Soundcloud, etc., on TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 8th, 7:00PM BST! The Elvet Mysteries is a horror anthology mini series focussing on the strange things that happen in a small English university town. This is our second podcast by Crow & Kettle Presents (the new name for Kym and Jordon's podcasting content).

09-01
01:29

Episode 12: Epilogue

Ansel and May deal with the aftermath of the fight in Ravenloft, and tie up the loose ends. Featuring dumb birds, useless lesbians, accounting and finance, and our final goodbye to Barovia. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Find us on Twitter @curseofcarmilla

07-26
56:44

Episode 11: Carmilla

Ansel and May head to Castle Ravenloft for their final confrontation with Carmilla. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

07-20
01:23:44

Episode 10: Guns at High Noon

It's time for the showdown in Vallaki. All the pieces are in place. The Festival of the Eternal Bride is about to begin. Featuring the big damn plan, feathery father figures, a sabre toothed tiger and leather confetti. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Additional Music was by Alexander Nakarda Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

07-12
57:01

Episode 9: Moving Parts

Episode 9 sees the team arrive in Vallaki to sort out some lose ends ahead of their showdown with the vampires Carmilla and Vladimir Broga. Featuring unpleasant dreams, a puppet with a catchphrase, and bacon and legs. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

06-28
01:01:27

Episode 8: The Tome of Broga

Episode 8 sees our characters travel to Argynvostholt to uncover the mysteries of Carmilla's past. Featuring eggs, pursuading a sword, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, and a cunning plan. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Additional Music was by Alexander Nakarda Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

06-21
01:13:52

Episode 7: Are You There God? It's me, Ansel.

Episode 7 sees Ansel and May licking their wounds after their encounter with Carmilla, and meeting a surprise ally on their way to discovering more of Barovia's dark secrets. Featuring divine asshattery, disappointed feathery father figures and roast dove with a side of arson. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Additional Music was by Alexander Nakarda Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

06-15
01:10:21

Episode 6: The Amber Temple

Episode 6 sees Ansel, May and Ireena attempt to battle their way through the Amber Temple, seeking the secret of Carmilla's power. Featuring ominous positivity, mortal peril, fowl play, and things that aren't lizards. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Additional Music was by Alexander Nakarda Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

06-01
01:23:40

Episode 5: From Heaven to Hell

Episode 5 sees Ansel, May and Ireena head back to the Abby at Krezk to recover a Sword of Sunlight. Featuring a moment of light, morning coffee, rolling for gender, and questionable fingernail maintenance. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Our battle theme is "Asking Questions" by Raphael Krux Additional sound effects from www.zapsplat.com Follow us on Twitter @curseofcarmilla

05-24
51:58

Episode 4: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Madame Eva

Episode 4 takes Ansel and May back to Vallaki, just in time for the Festival of the Blazing Sun (remember kids, All Will Be Well!). Featuring a potted history of the Tarot, just being a fucking harpist, a bag of 47 humanoid teeth, and even more warlocks than usual. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Our battle theme is "Asking Questions" by Raphael Krux Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com Follow us on Twitter @curseofcarmilla

05-17
01:14:39

Episode 3: In Vino Veritas

Episode 3 takes Ansel and May to the Wizard of Wines Vineyard, as they attempt to solve some of Barovia's smaller problems before dealing with the vampire menace. Featuring: peace offerings, Bemons, terrible poetry, and more twigblights than you could shake a stick at. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Our battle theme is "Asking Questions" by Raphael Krux

05-10
01:09:49

Episode 2: This is Getting Out of Hand, Now There are Two of Them!

A DnD podcast where we replaced the brooding Barovian vampire lord with a lesbian and her dumbass brother. Queer AF. In this episode Ansel and May meet Carmilla's brother dearest. Featuring: barking mad demons, dropped phones, elderly babushkas and wedding dress fetch quests. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at www.darrencurtismusic.com/

05-03
01:15:33

Episode 1: Welcome to Barovia

A DnD podcast where we replaced the brooding Barovian vampire lord with a lesbian and her dumbass brother. Queer AF. Produced by Jordon Montgomery and Kym Deyn. Your DM was Jordon Montgomery. The voice of Ansel was Kym Deyn. Music by Darren Curtis. Find out more at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Find us on Twitter @curseofcarmilla

04-25
53:17

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