Daft Monks

Send Us a Text Message. While camping outside a small village festival, Van Helsing ingests one too many toxic shrooms and runs off in a delirious high in search of a murderous clown syndicate and organized crime. It's up to Belmont and the posse to track him down and minimize the collateral damage. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: List...

Send Us a Text Message. Van Helsing tries his hand at speed dating after an unfortunate accident befalls a village's entire population of eligible bachelors. The Nates swap stories from school, talk janitors, and fixate on an excessive amount of ravioli. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Listen to the Prequel Podcast. Follow us on your ...

Send Us a Text Message. Season two features everyone’s favorite deviants, the notorious Abraham Van Helsing and Trevor Belmont, as they zero in a coherent story and struggle to do anything right while uncovering the revival of their old nemesis, Dracula. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Listen to the Prequel Podcast. Follow us on your ...

Send Us a Text Message. On the Season 2 premiere of Daft Monks, the Nates discuss the upcoming Monsters of the Multiverse sourcebook and workshop the plots of major 2022 blockbuster movies. Meanwhile, after months of retirement from the monster hunter business, Van Helsing heads into town to look for a job to help with the duo's increasingly restrictive financial situation. After a suspicious amount of time, Belmont decides to check in and clean up his partner's mess. Support the show W...

Send Us a Text Message. Nate discusses his second go-around with Covid-19 and the growing popularity of the game "Wordle." Nate gives a skeptical review of Critical Role's new animated show, Vox Machina. Bruce Wayne appears on a 70s-style dating show with criminal masterminds. Meanwhile, after a quick resupply at their home, the Daft Monks say goodbye to their quaint village and seek out Blade's contact along the way. Their path brings them to a curious town overrun with starved orphans and a...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates talk scandal at the Winter Olympics, what the Chernobyl Olympic Games would look like, the Director of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and more. With Valentine's Day this month, Nate takes a stab at guessing some of the most iconic TV couples of all time. Meanwhile, after arriving at Herron Vinyard - a religious headquarters for vampire slayers - Van Helsing disguises himself in an attempt to avoid making a scene. The Daft Monks meet with Blade's conta...

Send Us a Text Message. Nate discovers he was his team's handicap on his teenage bowling team and they both discuss the fairy tale setting of Children of Earte coming to Twitch. In anticipation of Robert Patterson's Batman movie, the Nates take a BuzzFeed quiz to determine which Gotham supervillains they emulate. Meanwhile, just before sneaking out in the cover of night from the Herron Vineyard church, the Daft Monks stumble into a murder mystery with four mysterious culprits. Support th...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates address their year-long hiatus, the ridiculous potential of AI, and a series of avatars they created in an AI mobile app. Meanwhile, the Daft Monks return to Belmonts childhood home to better arm themselves for the fight against Dracula. Belmont works through family trauma, while Van Helsing makes himself quite comfortable. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for ...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates discuss new year's health goals, and one of the hosts recalls how he was almost cast for a Squid Games Reality television show. Meanwhile, Bingo helps Van Helsing reconnect with his true self through a series of training montages while Belmont takes a leave of absence to gather intelligence on Dracula's location. A burglar hides and their midst, and some hard choices are made. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audi...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates discuss season 2 of Vox Machina, their casual Tomb of Annihilation campaign, and the new Dungeons and Dragons movie trailer. Meanwhile, Belmont is thrown into a prison cell in the depths of Dracula's castle, where he meets an unlikely ally. The peace is short-lived, however, when they discover their complicated family history. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast f...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates discuss even more Squid Games reports, merch ideas, and hairdresser-turned-martial artist spear-wielding vigilantes. Meanwhile, Bingo sends Van Helsing on some errands to prepare for a special dinner with some infamous guests. Van Helsing learns Groshurberger's peculiar naming conventions and customs. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly ...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates interview Guinness World Record holder and whip-wielding circus performer, Jack Lepiarz (a.k.a. Jack the Whipper, a.k.a. Jacques Ze Whipper). Meanwhile, Van Helsing recalls back to the time when he represented a friend in Dracula's court of law. Nosferatu and McNibbles rise from the dead in this special one-off episode. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ ...

Send Us a Text Message. Nate ranks various Dungeons and Dragons source books and materials and laments a recent jiu jitsu injury and getting old. Meanwhile, Belmont and Nayenezgani enter the portal swallowing their ancestral land in an effort to shut it down. But what starts as a happy stroll through Belmont's childhood ends with some uncomfortable realizations. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcas...

Send Us a Text Message. The Nates recall their first hangout at a renaissance faire, discuss axe throwing, and rank some of the most disappointing magic items in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Van Helsing makes a move against Bingo and joins forces with his portly friend from the brothel. He meets a femme fatale who may just win his heart... if she doesn't cut it of his chest, first. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first ...

Send Us a Text Message. Nate shares how he faired at his jiu-jitsu tournament, a reoccurring trend in 80's movies, and some of the worst spells in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Belmont joins Naya in his dreamscape, where he recalls his mother's murder and a familiar father figure. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Listen to the Prequ...