Dark Ride

Hello All! Back after a few months Kiera and Sam are back again to talk about their biggest passion... Disney. Take a park walk with us as we go through the rides of Disney's California Adventures! The rules of rating have gone out the window with this episode, so buckle up for the new Dark Ride ranking. This episode is definitely a top!As always, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times. And please watch your children, because we won't.

Drum roll please..... We're back! Life has changed quite a bit, but we still end our days with telling each other bedtime stories of death and space. Join us this week as we tackle the horrifying depths of the Texas Killing Fields, and try our best to be on the right side of the mountain to ascend to the Fifth Dimension. As always, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times. And please watch your children, because we won't.

Need something light and fun? Dark ride took a break from the creepy and went Disney. This bonus episode is all about rating Disney princesses. How do Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, and Moana stack up against the Dark Ride rating system. 1. How does she dress?2. What is her relationship with her friends/sidekicks like?3. How independent is she?4. How well would she do with hand to hand combat?5. Would you want to be her friend?6. How good is her song?7. Would her problems be solved if she slowed down?8. Is the villain after her personally or is she a convenient placeholder?9. Is she a good role model for kids?10. Is she desirable in the Disney parks?For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Need something light and fun? Dark ride took a break from the creepy and went Disney. This bonus episode is all about rating Disney princesses. How do Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, and Mulan stack up against the Dark Ride rating system. 1. How does she dress?2. What is her relationship with her friends/sidekicks like?3. How independent is she?4. How well would she do with hand to hand combat?5. Would you want to be her friend?6. How good is her song?7. Would her problems be solved if she slowed down?8. Is the villain after her personally or is she a convenient placeholder?9. Is she a good role model for kids?10. Is she desirable in the Disney parks?For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week on the Dark Ride Podcast we discuss two cases from California. The survival story of Mary Vincent and the mysterious murder of Natalie Wood. Strap in for the wild ride and beware of the gruesome details that lie within.For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Ever wondered what our top three favorite Bob's Burgers Catchphrases are? Don't worry, you'll hear them at least twice in this episode of us ranking Bob's Burgers characters from the best to the worst. And trust me, Louise and her villain origin story will never be the same. Her and Joker will be great friends. Let us know who should be ranked higher or lower this week on the Dark Ride!For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week Sam takes us through the tragic story of what happened on the historical house on the hill in beautiful Hillsborough, California. Discover what happened to two young students on that fateful night.For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Kiera takes a deep dive into what should have been a lovely Christmas morning for a family, but turned out to be the murder of 26 year old Za'Zell Preston. Trigger warning for domestic abuse ahead, please proceed with caution.For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Come with us as we go on a journey of discover to the wondrous Chesapeake Bay and the mysterious creature that lives within the water. This week we discuss the monster that just doesn't want to go back to Florida, but who would want to. Is it a bird? A plane?  Or a platypus? A what about the creature on the other side of the world, or Nessie as they call her?For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Need something light and fun? Dark ride took a break from the creepy and went Disney. This bonus episode is all about rating Disney princesses. How do Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, and Ariel stack up against the Dark Ride rating system. 1. How does she dress?2. What is her relationship with her friends/sidekicks like?3. How independent is she?4. How well would she do with hand to hand combat?5. Would you want to be her friend?6. How good is her song?7. Would her problems be solved if she slowed down?8. Is the villain after her personally or is she a convenient placeholder?9. Is she a good role model for kids?10. Is she desirable in the Disney parks?For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week we talk the Men in Black and how you would recognize them if they show up in your town. All we are saying is we have'nt seen Will Smith and an alien in the same room...For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Have you considered how time and space works? Have you thought about the decisions you make and how they could change the course of history? Which big entertainer was once a part of a government experiment in time travel? This week Dark Ride gets excistencial as Kiera discusses Project Pegasus. Buckle in because this topic won't be taken lightly.For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)*CIA please don't sue us*

What goes bump in the night may be even more terrifying than you were lead to believe. This week Sam and Kiera discuss their favorite Cryptids. The man, the moth, the legend! For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Looks like we have got another birthday episode on our hands! To celebrate Sam turning another year older, the dark ride gang (guest starring Jeremy) is talking about her favorite topic Scooby Doo. Join in as they rank Mystery Incorporated on different categories. Zoinks!How good is the outfit?How good is the catch phrase?What are they all about/what is their aesthetic?How is their personality, especially in the group dynamic?What are their hobbies like?How are they in Zombie Island?How are they in the witches ghost?How are they in the 2002 live action film?How are they in Scooby Doo, Where are you?How are they in Mystery Incorporated?For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Episode 27 is finally here! So lets discuss the club bearing the same number. Join Kiera and Sam as they discuss 8 of the biggest names that have joined the 27 club. For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week Sam surprised Kiera with a fun game that discusses and rates the thing that gave them their name. Dark rides at Disneyland! In no particular land order and in Dark Ride Podcast fashion they rate each ride out of 100, in 5 different categories;1. How is the audio of the ride? Does it support the ride well?2. How does the ride look visually? Is there a cohesive story?3. Would you wait an hour for it?4. Would you ride it more than once a day?5. Is the ride perch worthy?For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Was it an inside job? Or was there a stranger among the sleeping family? Join us as Kiera discusses the highly talked about case of the death of JonBenét Ramsey. For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Was it the work of ghosts at the hotel she was staying at? Or was it because she was playing the elevator game? Join us as Sam discusses the mysterious circumstances of Elisa Lams death.For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.) 

Make sure the lap bar is down in an the locked position because this episode contains one big trigger warning. Continuing on our ride through true crime, dark ride makes a stop into unsolved murders. This week join us as Kiera dives deep into the murder of Elizabeth Short, AKA The Black Dahlia Murder. For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.) 

Do you need a break from the dark and scary? Like a breath of fresh air,  join Kiera and Sam as they discuss the light and always fluffy Disneyland snacks!For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)