Dead Down the Drain

Dead Down the Drain Christmas Special 2022!!! The boys get you up to speed on what's been happening over the last few years; John's career as a pilferer of rare antiques; His proclivity for bear skins and sexualised buffalo art; Wilson's anecdotes as a taxi driver on the mean streets of Sunderland; His last testament and general plans for the vibe at his imminent funeral; We tell jokes and rate them out of 300; letters from the audience and other messages of hope...

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics: Wilson in a Sports Bra Duck Eggs and Angel Delight Bernie Ecclestone's post I have the pizza, I have the power How to get rid of a Christmas tree at Easter Which recently deceased celebrity would you pick as your wingman? Choose: a male Caesarian or via the back birth canal? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Want to help us out? If you feel like you want to be our sugar daddy (or mommy) paypal us a quid or two at the address above. Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain

#12 - 40th Birthday Special This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics: Beast from the east Legal cannibalism during bad weather / care in the community Meat and onion meal Letters from the audience Things you can't do when you're forty... We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Want to help us out? If you feel like you want to be our sugar daddy (or mommy) paypal us a quid or two at the address above. Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics: Special guest: Pad Thai Guy / AKA Particle Man I Need the Correct Flavour. Steak and Eggs. Bad day at the Office. Should you play dead in front of your Boss? Should churches offer free WiFi What's wrong with being a bit Posh?? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Want to help us out? If you feel like you want to be our sugar daddy (or mommy) paypal us a quid or two at the address above. Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics: Whatever happened to the one liner? Weirdness at the Truck Stop Potty Training in the Workplace What is the Next Step of Man's Evolution? What is the Opposite of the Mile High Club? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Want to help us out? If you feel like you want to be our sugar daddy (or mommy) paypal us a quid or two at the address above. Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics: Death of a Porsche Its like talking to Walt A hole to be filled What is the next level of online dating? If you had to populate Mars, who would you take on the journey? What should we do with your body after you die? What would you wear to survive a nuclear war? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Want to help us out? If you feel like you want to be our sugar daddy (or mommy) paypal us a quid or two at the address above. Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics: Dirty Protests Why do we dress school kids as if they are in a Barbershop Quartet? Is life a simulation and can you get it for the ZX Spectrum? When did the karate chop lose its reputation? Why do we fondle our pets? Is your ice-cream man a serial killer? What is the cure for the male menopause? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics: A convenient pig What is the most sensual cocktail? Should we bring back the Sword? Who has the worst hair in Rock 'n Roll? Sex Robots We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics: The re-invention of Dr Wilson The Economics of a Toilet in a Carrier Bag Shout out to James Whale Theme of the New Studio - Wilson Decides... Who was the Phantom? The Art of Farting Back to the Scene of the Crime Gate-Crashed by a Wedding We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Looking for past episodes? We need a sugar daddy worth £75 to host our back catalogue. Interested? Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

Haunted by sex ghosts and Errol Flynn Worm Racing Grandma smokes weed Bullfighter needs his rectum reconstructed Ten things your parents lied to you about If you had to marry an inanimate object, which would it be? When do boy band members turn into men? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Looking for past episodes? We need a sugar daddy worth £75 to host our back catalogue. Interested? Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 Sensuality) discuss the following topics: Have you ever been to the jungle? Porsche envy Playboy duvet cover Is He-Man satanic? Monster truck economics How important does a person have to be before they are considered assasinated instead of murderded? Why is the bicep considered the best muscle? Which function would you add to a Japanese toilet? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Looking for past episodes? We need a sugar daddy worth £75 to host our back catalogue. Interested? Get in touch: Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 Sensuality) discuss the following topics: Will the vagina evolve? Pathological Penis Birthdays Riddled with Rum Jogging in the danger zone Fruity Defibrillator Which rockstars have truly beaten baldness? What is the sexiest profession? How would you maintain a love life during a zombie apocalypse? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 Sensuality) discuss the following topics: Wank Tax The Policeman's Cape Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses? Is the Vape Pen based on a Transformer's penis? What is the best combat technique your dad taught you? How do you navigate an interrogation from a hairdresser? If you had to be eaten by a zoo animal, which one would you pick? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics: Beef Flaps Crisps Wilson's Porno Part II A Reluctant Barry White Sniffing Underpants with a Broken Nose What to Take in Your Coffin on Your Journey to Hell How Soon Before You Play Air Guitar On a Date? Whatever Happened to the Hoop Earring for Men? Should Any Wild Animal be Allowed as a Pet? We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com Twitter @ddownthedrain Facebook www.facebook.com/deaddownthedrain #comedy #funny #talkshow #lol #chat #Sunderland