Dear Albie

The Don and Chris are in studio reacting to "Albert the 5th," talking Caroline's book and taking your questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al and Chelsea are in studio talking the plans for Chelsea's placenta. We hear from Lauren about her weight loss, Babymoon plans, your questions and a whole lot more! Follow the show on IG: Dear_Albie -- we have a fun giveaway running at the moment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show doesn't make an ounce of sense and Albie cries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dear Albie: My brother's thank you notes sucked. Should I confront him on his podcast about it? Oh man. Here we go. Chris has a big issue with Albie's wedding thank you cards. Were they too bland? Not thoughtful enough? Mom and dad are here to pile on, too... Chris: "Your thank you note to me read the way that you would get a donation email like, 'Hey, it's me, Chuck Schumer.'" -- but should you even send your brother a thank you note from the wedding? Subscribe, rate, stream, send us your questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mom and Chris are in studio (and Lauren and dad are on the phone) and we were about to take your questions... until The Don dropped a bomb that she has beef with Albie. Chris comes in to try and settle things and Lauren sings. It's a good one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al & Chelsea are in studio talking Chelsea's 30th, AN UPDATE FROM THE CHRISTMAS SWINGERS & losing a big client. This episode is brought to you by EveryPlate, home of the $1 steak for life! Just go to everyplate.com/podcast and enter "49dearalbie" for a special $1.49 introductory offer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al & Chelsea are in studio and talk confronting Chelsea's Dad about the CD, a casino game debate and how often Al thinks about the Roman Empire. This episode is brought to you by Füm (pronounced "fume") -- there’s a better way to break your bad habits. Go to TryFum.com and use code ALBIE to save 10%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In what is easily one of the best episodes we've done. Albie's future mother-in-law and sister-in-law join us to talk Chelsea's Burning Man Bachelorette that wasn't. Plus, wedding planning and a discovery that you wont believe. Sponsor: TryFum.com and use code ALBIE to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're in "full on wedding mode" as Caroline puts it at the top. And we have soem queries -- like do you prefer a tuxedo or a blue suit for the wedding party? And do you take your pastina in a broth or no broth and with butter and maybe a little milk? Plus we still have time for some chicanery. We have questions about plastic surgery for teenagers and how to stop your husband from spreading conspiracy theories. And this episode is brought to you by FUM — probably one of the more interesting partners we've had since we started the show. Go to TryFum.com and use code ALBIE for 10% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Candice and Uncle J are back in studio and we are taking more of your questions on our first example chime show — where we have a major Bridezilla who is requesting TIMED TEARS... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have Candice and Uncle Jamie back in studio and we are talking updates in sports, Albie's wedding and your questions on long distance relationships. Shoutout to this week's sponsor, Factor. A very fresh, healthy and easy meal service. FACTORMEALS.com/DearAlbie50 -- use code dearalbie50 to get 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mom and Dad are in studio -- post-Italy trip! -- and we talk travel, heavy luggage, a Markie video the they received while away, and your questions about today's work ethic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie's parents, Caroline and Al, are in studio and they are reminiscing on their wedding planning -- kicked off by a crazy rainstorm and then snowballing from there. Al thinks it could become a movie, it was so wild. Plus, should a listener go to HR because a co-worker is wearing too much body spray? And what happens when your lawn ornaments get stolen? And Al has a really awesome story on his stolen handtrucks from the Brownstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie and Chelsea are in studio and they are talking about The Big Dinner with all their parents that they did NOT attend. Plus Chels has a tattoo and a dilemma on covering it up with the wedding dress AND we get back to old school wedding-themed actual Dear Abby questions (about an uninvited guest and a camouflage wedding dress). Big news, too. We brought back the voicemails. Leave us a question, chime, or your best wedding tip! memo.fm/dearalbie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are back in studio talking Caroline's Kidney Stone, Chelsea's wedding dress, tattoos, annnnnd your "Dear Albie" questions. Dear Albie is brought to you by Honey. They're awesome. Super easy way to save money as it searches for coupons for you! JoinHoney.com/DEARALBIE to check it out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices