Dear Diary, There is Much to Tell

My sister is the most dramatic person I know, and I have proof. After uncovering diaries from her youth, it is time to do an in depth reading and analysis of those memories. Listen up to hear some hilarious, sentimental, ridiculous, and very personal stories of our childhood and you might find you can relate to the melodramatic entries of a teenage drama queen. This is Dear Diary, There is Much to Tell with your hosts Carla and Hayley.

Episode 66: "Am I the fool?! There is no way to know."

This episode we discuss driving with Chea, emails with and longing for Nestor, Hayley's last week in Ecuador, and trying to figure out if Carla got a souvenir from Ecuador.

11-17
29:32

Episode 65: "We are dancing on stage with the slightly creepy other guys."

This episode we discuss sneeze sounds, Hayley's idea for camp cafe, masks as disguises, staying at an Ecudorian resort, awkward dancing and skinny dipping, and more men that I can't remember all the names!

11-03
31:43

Episode 64: "My reputation was not intact in Ecuador."

This episode we discuss trivia nights, our limited knowledge of our Ecuadorian family, Chea's smoke-filled tablecloth, figuring out if Carla received a souvenir from Ecuador, and Hayley's willingness to marry someone for a greencard.

10-20
28:23

Episode 63: "That man drives me crazy with love and desire."

This episode we discuss Connecticut, hotel rooms and travel for work, kiddie pools and continuing Hayley's visit Cuba which includes an unexpected death, the saxophone, and trying so hard to keep things romantic.

09-29
31:34

Episode 62: "The healer woman wanted to cleanse me and bring back my spirit."

This episode we discuss having patience with our mothers, our first memories or lack thereof, the true definition of motherhood, Miss Piggy, getting a cleansing by an indigenous woman, and the much anticipated trip to Cuba to see Nestor!

09-16
31:11

Episode 61: "They were having another strip tease. What kind of place is this?!"

This episode we discuss pug attacks, a recent friend reunion, how to pronounce "aunt", roadtrips, children' songs and shows, visiting mangroves in Ecuador, preparing to visit Nestor in Cuba, and a wild night taking care of drunk friends. Oh, and David. Carla forgot about him!

09-01
26:34

Episode 60: "Nothing happened and I went home with a clear conscience."

This is the camping episode! We discuss camping stories, opinions and upcoming trips. Then things get dramatic in Ecuador between Hayley and all the men including Julio, David and Fernando. MEN!

08-18
31:09

Episode 59: "I could not deal with it, so I left him and went to bed."

This episode we discuss our cousin's graduation from Occidental College, Hayley's son experiencing his first sugar high, gardening, ziplining and delicious meals in Ecuador, and things getting hot and heavy in Mindo with Julio and David.

08-05
30:14

Episode 58: "I got a lot of marriage offers when I was there."

This episode we discuss our trip to Las Vegas, flying Spirit, Hayley's luck with raffles, proposals by Ecuadorian men, getting a parasite after swimming in the Amazon, buying alcohol in college.

07-21
30:07

Episode 57: "She should answer my calls so I can tell her what I am eating for lunch!"

This episode we discuss testing Carla's patience, sexy firefighters, oil companies in the Amazon, Hayley getting lost in the rainforest, cute tour guides, and swimming with piranhas.

07-07
31:03

Episode 56: "I am not pee shy."

This episode we discuss bladder control and kegels, putting the pugs on a diet, going feral during a children's egg hunt, visiting an Ecuardian zoo, trying guinea pig, and preparing for the Amazon jungle trip.

06-24
29:59

Episode 55: "Put a leash on that woman!"

This episode we discuss dog parks and Akila, being sick and comesick in Ecuador, flaming shots and singed lashes, and Vegas baby!

06-09
31:08

Episode 54: "You would be a lap dog for sure."

This episode we discuss our new recording location (the closet), the movie "The Twelve Chairs" and other obscure films from our childhood, people who looked like 40 year olds when they are teens, and the craziness of riding a bus in Ecuador.

05-26
30:56

Episode 53: "Some people call it cheating. I call it a leg up."

This episode we discuss our new recording space, sleep talking, introducing Rico, mismatched animal friends, our respective "types" and judging each other's romantic interests.

05-12
30:35

Episode 52: "Why is some of your most eloquent writing about a plane?!"

This episode we get some adorable background baby noise while we discuss the Oscars, Hayley's first days studying abroad in Ecuador, and an introduction to Nestor.

04-28
31:22

Episode 51: "I took Spencer aside where no one could see us, near the bathroom"

This episode we discuss some childhood meals, Carla's last entries of middle school and the Spencer saga, Hayley's bucket list, the anticipation of Hayley's next diary, and we end on a very bad poem.

04-15
31:37

Episode 50: "Out of spite, I'm going to do something."

Celebrating 50 episodes by discussing the energy of the full moon, forgetting Hayley at the beach, going to Universal Studies with Nonna, a dead possum, our house being burglarized, and Carla's bucket list.

03-31
34:50

Episode 49: "I am not supposed to use red pens anymore."

This episode we discuss wearing pajamas during the day, Carla's love of ASMR and puzzles, our most memorable fainting episodes, taking care of our mental faculties, and the lack of proper medical care for women.

03-21
30:54

Episode 48: "... but I did some pretty swell moves."

This episode we discuss the fail of January, Chea's paint poisoning, Carla's crush on Giovanni, and Carla's 2005 Christmas list and actor list.

03-03
30:35

Episode 47: "Our mom, naturally, was Mary Magdalene, the hoe. "

This episode we discuss Hotty Poddies, our new tenant, DIYs, the end of the Barcelona trip, Carla's movie list, and the wonderful Snow White poem.

02-17
31:58

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