Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea is the greatest movie ever made about genetically modified sharks attempting to escape their aquatic prison. To celebrate this beautiful film, Mark Hofmeyer and Jay Cluitt are dedicating the first 33 episodes to discussing the 33 chapters on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a classic film.

Episode 247 (Piranha 3DD - 2012)

Jay is joined by Lisa Leaheey ( @lisapas on Instagram) for the final instalment of the official Piranha franchise, Piranha 3DD, in which the carnivorous fish enter a whole new environment - an adult-themed water park! On this episode they discuss mystery balls, sharp bunting and bad bloopers!

09-17
01:02:03

Episode 246 (Hot Spring Shark Attack - 2024)

Jay and Mark discuss the 2024 shark film Hot Spring Shark Attack. Directed by Morihito Inoue, and starring Takuya Fujimura, Daniel Aguilar, and a really buff guy, the movie focuses on what happens when a group of squishy sharks attack a popular seaside resort. In this episode, they also talk about talking sharks, sub sandwiches, and sand punching. Enjoy!

09-10
42:43

Episode 245 (Cheeseburger of Their Dreams)

Jay and Mark are joined by Maria Lewis (@maria___lewis on Instagram) to discuss "Out of Reach," the 20th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about untitled shark movies, horror movie rap theme songs, and the effects of wetsuits on the human body. Enjoy!Make sure to check out Maria’s work at https://www.marialewis.com.au/. Read the books! Listen to the audiobooks!

09-03
01:33:12

Episode 244 (Piranha 3D - 2010)

Jay is joined by Jessica Manzo-Kyte (@jessmanzo on Instagram) for the nightmarish spring break extravaganza that is Piranha 3D! On this episode they discussed fleshy skeletons, the effects being underwater has on the human body, and the perils of drinking whilst fishing!

08-27
58:23

Episode 243 (Abandon Ship - 1957)

Jay is joined by David Brook ( @dave_or_did on Twitter) to talk about the 1957 ocean survival drama Abandon Ship, also known as Seven Waves Away, starring Tyrone Power as the reluctant captain aboard an overloaded boat full of people trying to survive when their cruise ship sinks. On this episode they discuss moral dilemmas, the effectiveness of shark repellent and literal throwaway characters!

08-20
51:19

Episode 242 (Hot Dumdums in Space)

Jay and Mark are joined by DeVaughn Taylor (@_daddydisco on Instagram) to discuss "Elevator Shaft," the 19th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. in this episode, they also talk about elevator horror, suspicious walking, and The Covenant (2006). Enjoy!

08-13
01:00:38

Episode 241 (The Rift - 1990)

Mark and Jay are joined by Fred Andersson (@homosatanis on Instagram) to explore the depths of the 1990 underwater creature feature The Rift, in which a submarine crew encounter all sorts of rubber monsters - uvula, phallic, whac-a-mole - whilst trying to save another submarine lost beneath the surface! On this episode they discuss ripped alcoholics, secret bad guy actors and "Science, Shut Up" movies!

08-06
58:55

Episode 240 (Cruel Jaws - 1995)

Jay is joined by Kevin Kulp ( @kevinkulp.bsky.social ) to talk about Cruel Jaws, the unofficial fifth Jaws film that used footage from a bunch of other shark movies, the plot of Romeo and Juliet, dialogue from Jurassic Park and music from Star Wars, to create a film that still somehow makes sense. On this episode they discuss shark tourists, sea lion bullies and wind-less windsurfing!

07-30
01:15:46

Episode 239 (Angry Goldfish)

Jay and Mark are joined by Rev. Scott K from The Church of Tarantino (churchofqtpod on Instagram) to discuss "A Whole Lot Worse," the 18th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about Carter's leadership skills, theatre sharks, and Sam Jackson's creature-related deaths.

07-23
01:16:31

Episode 238 (Piranha II: The Spawning

They fly now!? Jay is joined by James Cameron correspondent Heather Baxendale-Walsh (@headertime1981 on Instagram) for Piranha II: The Spawning, in which a beach resort in a world without bras is set upon by genetically modified flying piranha! On this episode they talk about live fish hiding in dead bodies, Lance Henrikssen being a cool boat cop, and a mother and son being way too close.

07-16
57:37

Episode 237 (Jurassic World: Rebirth)

Jay and Mark continue their Jurassic World "Deep Blue Scene" Series by talking about all the aquatic mayhem in Jurassic World: Rebirth. In this episode, they also talk about Skrein-time, dinosaurs not being jerks, and well-built rafts made from John Wick suit fabric. Enjoy!

07-09
43:49

Episode 236 (Preach Cobbler)

Jay and Mark are joined by Abe Moua (@WalrusMoose on X) to discuss "Oven Cooked," the 17th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about mid-movie kill lines, hungry fighting, and parrot ghosts. Enjoy!

07-02
01:07:28

Episode 235 (Fear Below - 2025)

Jay and Mark talk about the 2025 shark thriller Fear Below. Directed by Matthew Holmes, and starring Hermione Corfield, Jacob Junior Nayinggul and lots of river debris, the film focuses on what happens when a van loaded with gold sinks to the bottom of a river. In this episode, they also talk about van sharks, generic titles, and Hermione Corfield joining the 4-timers club (Listen to our episodes that cover The Misfits, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Sea Fever and Fear Below).

06-25
39:24

Episode 234 (Dangerous Animals - 2025)

Jay and Mark are joined by Zoë Rose Smith (@ZoboWithShotgun on X) to discuss the 2025 shark thriller Dangerous Animals. Directed by Sean Byrne (watch The Devil’s Candy and The Loved Ones ASAP), and starring Jai Courtney, Hassie Harrison, Josh Heuston, and dozens of bread rolls, the movie focuses on a serial killer who feeds his victims to sharks. In this episode, they also talk about dancing serial killers, shark shadows, and films that drag you into the gutter.

06-18
01:00:17

Episode 233 (The Greatest Twist in Cinema History)

Jay and Mark are joined by Jon Parker (@BatMinute on X) to discuss "Close Call," the 16th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about shark-based wrestlers, refreshing spin kicks, and aquatic scenes from the Batman franchise

06-11
01:17:38

Bonus Episode (Dangerous Animals - 2025 - Mini Episode)

Jay and Mark have a quick chat (no spoilers) about Dangerous Animals (2025). They also talk about bread rolls, pancakes, and overcoming the curse of being an Australian leading man. Enjoy!

06-05
18:02

Episode 232 (The Jaws Franchise Kill Draft)

Jay and Mark draft their favorite kill scenes from the Jaws franchise and try to figure out the plans of the shark in Jaws: The Revenge. Enjoy!

06-04
55:23

Episode 231 (Juggernaut - 1974)

Jay is joined by Howard Casner ( @howardcasner on X ) to discuss the 1974 British aquatic disaster thriller Juggernaut, directed by Richard Lester and starring Richard Harris, Anthony Hopkins, Omar Sharif, Ian Holm and a boatload of recognisable faces! In this episode they talk about a cruise ship under threat from a gentleman terrorist, bad child actors, drunken bomb defusal and wire cutting!

05-28
54:29

Episode 230 (Portrait of a Shark on Fire)

Jay and Mark are joined by Emily Slade (@whythisfilmpod on X) for Deep Blue Sea chapter 15 to ask all the big questions. Questions like: Did dinosaurs invent algebra? Who isn't Jason Statham? and Is there a difference between sasquatches, bigfoots, yetis, possums and raccoons? They also discuss Susan's villain arc, breathy music and how Deep Blue Sea could be the trolley problem."

05-21
01:17:19

Episode 229 - (Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Aquatic Scenes, and Jerk Robot Arms)

Jay and Mark talk about the aquatic scenes in Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation.

05-14
31:05

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