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This potpourri of a pod is hosted by two depraved girlies who are ready for the world to end but *not* before they get to complain about it. This is Deeply Unwell. Give the gorls your coin on Patreon for exclusive video episodes: www.patreon.com/DeeplyUnwell @corinnehamilton_ @jordanvolness

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My Plastic Surgeon's Dead

My Plastic Surgeon's Dead

2025-11-1501:48:34

What's up butt munchers, the girls are back??? Jordan was in a good mood for once and agreed to record a pod so enjoy THAT! Today the girls are talking about some real shit like sex addiction, misogynistic mothers, suing the estate of a dead surgeon, and how much it would cost to never speak to each other again. Jordan has Hobbit feet and Connie's hair keeps falling out.
It's Definitely Vascular

It's Definitely Vascular

2025-08-1201:07:32

America's two leading bed bugs wrestle with misogyny, sun damage, knife play in the park, and so much more. Is Addison bringing hope in the same way Obama did in 2008? Which album is THE Lana album? And most importantly, can a woman really save a man if her hands are freezing? Like food crumbs in a top sheet, the answers will come to the surface eventually.SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO CONTENT: www.youtube.com/deeplyunwellPLEDGE THE PATREON: www.patreon.com/deeplyunwell
The girls go back to where it all began, The Heartland. Ex boyfriends; football cheese; gaining it back; uber drivers; AI pornography and of course: a Fourth-of-July-vlog with the spirit of Emma Chamberlain and directorial proclivities of Michael Haneke (found on the official Deeply Unwell Youtube channel).Rot in bed with us this week on America's literal #1 podcast, Deeply Unwell.Subscribe to our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwellBecome a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/c/Deeplyunwell
That's Her Bra Now

That's Her Bra Now

2025-07-0101:30:54

Big screen and small screen talk; losing panties to lovers; effing ugly guys; doing your big one. The girls are locking in, and podcasting with professional proclivities now. This one is an existential doozy.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
Cold Smoked Mackerel Fishes

Cold Smoked Mackerel Fishes

2025-06-2401:37:58

Seafood chat; new hair; Italian love; the noises from upstairs; international relations; so much more. Climb into this electronic bed with the girls and get to the bottom of it all while Corinne puts on concealer. Now everybody say, “thank you Source!” Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
Not topping anymore; Mandarine oranges are supposed to stay good forever but then maybe are a little dry; The extreme male brain and how it affects television; Visiting urban understaffed hospitals because you've been too deeply indoctrinated by health culture; Second base with a robot; Regrowing a limb; How is weather happening? The girls exhaust themselves with a wide array of issues.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
A Girl and Her Friend

A Girl and Her Friend

2025-04-0701:16:23

The girls are back on the airwaves discussing their move to New York City, loves lost, a breakup that never happened, and musing on something called "The Funnies". Things are better than ever, so climb into bed with the prettiest girl in the world and her hilarious friend on this return episode of Deeply Unwell.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
Oh hello :-)

Oh hello :-)

2024-07-1001:13:03

The girls are back... or are they?
Gilead Is Here

Gilead Is Here

2023-03-0401:44:36

This week the girls continued their discussion on the environmental impacts of the train derailments, talked about trans legislation, how stupid America(ns) is (are), DWOLLZ vs Sad Lana Dolls, Selena and Haillee Beiber drama, listener write-ins, and Connie tells an insane breakup story.
Bullet or Lobotomy

Bullet or Lobotomy

2023-01-3101:58:25

This week the girls discuss an IRL episode of Portlandia that they witnessed at the doctors office, Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, their newfound love for tennis, and the realization that being trans was in fact just a phase
This week the girls discuss their ins and outs of 2023, why men want women to be men, why people think Britney is dead, Andrew Tate's arrest and answer your burning questions on the WINTER LOVELINE!!! Bowww bapabowbowwwww!!!
The girls are back and they're messier than ever. Welcome back to season 2 of Deeply Unwell. In part one of this episode the girls talk about their sexcapades, new traumas, Dylan Mulvaney, and more. Head to the Deeply Unwell Patreon for part two where we get into all things Balenciaga, Nikita Dragun's arrest, the afterlife, and houseless people!
The Dolls are GOOPed

The Dolls are GOOPed

2023-05-0501:06:58

This week the gals chat about a whole lotta nothin'; government cheese caves, Connie's experimental medicine in Mexico, Pig's general disinterest in fashion, forced lactation, hormones, ADHD hacking, PAPER Magazine shutting down. and moving back to Los Angeles.
Tranorexia Nervosa

Tranorexia Nervosa

2022-10-1901:19:52

This week the girls talk about Piggy entering a new manic depressive slut era (again), Connie's upcoming travels to Europe, the importance of growing your own food, and the return of pro ana to mainstream culture.
Stop Being Poor

Stop Being Poor

2022-09-0601:19:57

This week the DOLLZ chat about piggy being de-platformed by blue haired fascists for telling the truth, how they became beautiful rich white women, and Armie Hammer's sick twisted family.
SUMMER LOVELINE

SUMMER LOVELINE

2022-08-1901:17:42

WEEEEEE WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This week the dolls talk about the Slut Revolution, Piggy's simulated SA, Connie contracting covid, plans for the future, enby retardation, AOC faking her arrest and more.
It Only Takes 144,000

It Only Takes 144,000

2022-07-2201:07:15

This week the girls have a therapy session for Jordan about her LA Nostalgia, talk about Corinne’s Missed Connections boyfriend, and take a deep dive into CERN timeline jumping conspiracies and the state of the world in the year 2060 as prophesied through remote viewing by pioneer in consciousness research, Stephen A Schwartz. Also a bunch of celeb gossip.
This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod and star of the new Queer As Folk reboot Jesse James Keitel to gossip and get the inside scoop about her experiences as an actress and writer as a trans woman in the industry.
Why Are Men?

Why Are Men?

2022-06-2401:05:59

This week the girls finally discuss Matt Walshes stupid documentary "What Is A Woman", scientists taking screenshots of your dreams, Drake's new House album, and the obsession and fetishization of early transition stage femme bodies
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