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Nepo-baby crime lord. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Celluloid circle-jerk Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You can pick yourself, you can pick your elf, but you can’t pick your friend’s elf. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Choose the form of The Destructor. WWDC 2023 Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Not one of Jesus’s hits. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Pause in one hand and bell in the other, see which fills up first. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m exactly as dumb as Rian Johnson thinks I am. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

If you tape them back together, you’ve still got tape. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Paul Reiser is on TikTok. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Small, non-moving, frog-shaped object. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m less sucked. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

If you want to go on Twitter and yas-queen your Prey, have at it guys. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m the drip who waters it. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You incepted me with Sonic. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The worst poop joke I’ve ever heard Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.