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The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!
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SUZI RUFFELL

SUZI RUFFELL

2025-01-0758:25

Happy New Year! The brilliant Suzi Ruffell joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430
JAKE LAMBERT

JAKE LAMBERT

2024-12-3159:26

One of the nicest people to join us on the podcast! Comedian Jake Lambert chooses the people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island...
HARRY HILL

HARRY HILL

2024-12-1749:19

Well would you look at that! That man Harry Hill is on the podcast. Harry joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430
At a time where food is very much at the forefront of our minds, we’re republishing this episode of the podcast with Michelin star chef and all around lovely man, Tom Kerridge. Fun fact – Tom is the only guest to have appeared on Desert Island Dicks and Desert Island Discs! Recorded with Dan Benedictus back in 2021 - here’s Desert Island Dicks with Tom Kerridge.
ALEXANDRA HADDOW

ALEXANDRA HADDOW

2024-12-1038:32

Comedian Alexandra Haddow joins Harriet this week! Alexandra returns to the podcast with a whole load of new choices for the desert island! If you haven't already, subscribe to us on Patreon for bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to episodes. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430
DARREN HARRIOT

DARREN HARRIOT

2024-12-0346:23

Comedian Darren Harriot joins Harriet to share... well, everything! Nothing is off limits as Darren guides us through his choices as he discusses circumcision, why he doesn't drink water and why he'll never watch Chris Rock again... We are now on Patreon! And have an early bird offer for the first 150 subscribers. For just £3.50 - price of a coffee (if you live outside London) you'll get early access to episodes, completely ad-free listening and bonus episodes. PLUS submit your own choices for the desert island. Get it here NOW: https://www.patreon.com/c/user/membership?u=24332430
ANDREW MAXWELL

ANDREW MAXWELL

2024-11-2652:49

Comedian Andrew Maxwell joins Harriet to choose who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Trigger warning: if you're a big fan of The Beatles, approach with caution! We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430
Old Dicks! This week we're dusting off this excellent episode of the podcast with Melvin Odoom. He's currently surviving the jungle but listen to who he chose as the worst people to be stuck with when we put him on a desert island! We're now on Patreon and so if you want to listen to Desert Island Dicks completely ad-free, you can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user/membership?u=24332430
ZOE LYONS

ZOE LYONS

2024-11-1944:29

Hilarious episode for you this week, Harriet is joined by one of her comedy heroes - Zoe Lyons! This episode is excellent - as are Zoe's choices.... We now have a Desert Island Dicks Patreon - where you can get episodes a day early, completely ad-free PLUS bonus episodes. Get it all here for the price of a pint: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430
KERRY GODLIMAN

KERRY GODLIMAN

2024-11-1242:37

Actor, comedian and Task Master champion Kerry Godliman joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430
Very excited to announce that the new host of Desert Island Dicks is the brilliant Harriet Kemsley! Her first episode is out tomorrow with Kerry Godliman. To whet your whistle, here's Harriet's episode she recorded with Dan back in 2022! Make sure you've followed so you don't miss an episode and we'll see you tomorrow.
QUINNY

QUINNY

2024-11-0143:38

An absolute pleasure, nay, a privilege to have Scottish musician and songwriter Quinny on the podcast! His Album Outter Monologue is out NOW go and listen to it immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ZACK SIGNORE

ZACK SIGNORE

2024-10-2151:08

ANOTHER ONE! Serving another episode for your listening pleasure before our new host takes over in a couple of weeks. This one we recorded a while ago with the brilliant Zack Signore! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
DAN TIERNAN

DAN TIERNAN

2024-10-0845:24

The incredibly talented Dan Tiernan joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
PADDY YOUNG

PADDY YOUNG

2024-09-2439:04

Today on the podcast we’re joined by the hilarious Paddy Young. Paddy is excellent and I urge you to go and follow him on Instagram - the videos on there are brilliant and you can be the first to find out what he’s up to. Also, we’re one week closer to our new host joining. Have you guessed who it is yet? We would also love to hear from you. Get in touch @dickspod on Instagram and X or dickspod.com/contact and let us know who and what you’d hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
VITTORIO ANGELONE

VITTORIO ANGELONE

2024-09-1751:57

We're back baby! It’s been a while. For reasons I won’t get into we had to stop the podcast for a bit but very excited to say – we’re back. In even more exciting news – from November, Desert Island Dicks will have a brand new host! She’s an incredible comedy talent and I almost can’t believe it’s actually happening.. She recorded her first episode the other day and I can’t wait for you to hear it! Until that moment comes, I’ve got five or six unreleased episodes for your listening pleasure I’ll be releasing in the coming weeks, starting with this beauty with Vittorio Angelone. He’s is currently on tour all around the UK and Ireland with an extra London date being added soon so go book tickets to that now! Make sure you’ve subscribed for announcements and be sure to follow us on socials @dickspod for updates or you can get in touch at dickspod.com/contact. Lovely to be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
MORGAN REES

MORGAN REES

2023-12-0649:58

Comedian Morgan Rees joins James to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
HOME COUNTIES

HOME COUNTIES

2023-11-2448:41

Off the back of announcing their debut album Exactly As It Seems, I'm joined by Will and Bill from the band Home Counties! They join me to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
CHARLIE BAKER

CHARLIE BAKER

2023-11-2152:26

Comedian Charlie Baker joins James to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
LINDSEY SANTORO

LINDSEY SANTORO

2023-11-1743:05

Ahead of her show's in Birmingham and London, comedian Lindsey Santoro joins James to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Lindsey is hilarious and lovely - GO AND BUY TICKETS TO SEE HER LIVE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Comments (31)

Robin Harper

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, STOP SAYING "LIKE".

Feb 28th
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Tom Endacott

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May 16th
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Tom J Smith

I like knowing I won't enjoy a podcast before listening to it. Picky eater that hates tea and dogs? Not for me, ta

Nov 2nd
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SleepyCat

Blair worse than Trump??? Hmmmm, think that's an overstatement frankly😕 Surprisingly politicians are opportunistic liars - no, surely not!!😅

Jul 2nd
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Paul Browning

king inxjifxoo to go back ku

Mar 28th
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Ruaa Elzain

where are the new episodes?

Feb 20th
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Katie Eliot

RIP Geoffrey 😆😆

Nov 6th
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Albion To Arcadia

One of the greatest episodes of anything...ever!

Aug 20th
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Chris Waites

First podcast I listened to was good but then I realised if they have someone funny on it is good. However, 90% just have some random person bitching about stuff. Its like listening to old women moaning about Muslims and "coloured" people on a bus. Have someone funny on or at least make the presenter a bit more adverserial. Agreeing with everything means they aren't challenged hence it becomes a moan fest.

Jun 30th
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Dan Wilson

i really dislike the character harry potter too! he is a dick

May 22nd
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Will James

This guy slates vegans for wasting their breath and suggests instead they concentrating on reducing their environmental impact. he should think about that one a little more and maybe revisit his reasoning.

May 13th
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Gregory Perkin

A great podcast. Maturing and getting better all the time. A fun concept with some great guests, all moved along at a nice pace by James Deacon.

Apr 8th
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Will James

I can imagine Danny attending this recording with a fedora on and a thesaurus tucked under one arm.

Mar 29th
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Dmitrijs Bunins

Top notch podcast! Keep going mate's)

Mar 5th
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Albion To Arcadia

Love this Podcast! Great idea and a great show

Mar 1st
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Katie Else

I don’t find it very funny but still like listening 🤔

Feb 27th
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Phil Leach

think this is my favourite episode so far ..a great way to start the new year. keep up the good work.

Feb 14th
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Conrad Harris-Baker

listen to this episode. I think it's time to unsubscribe

Jan 3rd
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Oliver Walker

my favourite episode yet!

Dec 6th
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Phil Leach

Jesus this is confusing....sounds like one person's internal monologue!?!?!?

Dec 5th
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