Desi Boyz

You asked and we delivered... “I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you’re a hot female… If you’re some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don’t really know you, you’re gonna die… No, not even if you’re a friend… If you’re my friend, you just can’t be a p*ssy. ‘Well, I had a heart attack’, get the f*ck up. F*cks wrong with you. Go hospital later. Have a drink, cigarette, cup of coffee, back in the game. F*cking having heart attacks near me, y...

09-09

38:16

What would you do if you met someone who had a weapon aimed at you? How would you talk your way out of that situation? Stay and find out...as it might shock you. In this episode, we explore how our thoughts, feelings and actions can be aligned to use the power of language to influence someone. 'Trishul' or 'The Holy Trinity', as we like to call it here at DesiBoyz HQ, provides a framework for understanding relationships because it shows that our thoughts, feelings, and actions have consequen...

09-02

24:15

Let's light ourselves up! No, no....not talking about setting ourselves on fire for a woman (like some movie heroes do), but lighting our inner passions on fire! Yes, this episode is THAT episode which talks about driving your passions to fully form your purpose. Answer these questions to yourselves while listening to this episode: a) What makes you happy? b) What really makes you want to give it your all? c) What would you do for your true passion to come true? Join Sam and I...

08-26

27:13

"You're weird!" Those words are the last you wanna hear but they ring in your head like an alarm bell. What do you do? State control! People call people all sorts of things, using labels to define behaviour and experiences. Our jobs are to destroy those tethers that are holding you back and to let you see that it doesn't really matter what the world thinks of you! This episode is all about diving deep into purpose and state control. Sometimes, you'll want to listen to the devil sitti...

08-19

38:45

First, an apology needs to be made. The upload was delayed due to some unforeseen circumstances but we haven't forgotten about all of you! This is an interesting episode, for sure. We all have that little voice inside of us...ya know...the angel and the devil? The only difference with our take and the conventional perspective is that we mix things up. Sometimes, listening to the devil with your hand on the control panel can lead to unexpectedly good results. By changing your frame and ...

08-15

39:41

What if you could read faces? Even better: What if a woman could read your face and know just exactly how much you desire her...so much that she won't be able to resist because it works on a subconscious level... Is this JADOO?? Some type of weird JUGAAD?? No, our Desi Bros...it's no JADOO or MASTI...it is simply a skill you can master with practice and by subscribing to our channel (wink). In this episode, we go to body language downtown and explore the various aspects that m...

08-05

36:37

"Your voice sends thrills down my spine!" Isn't that something we guys all want to hear from that special lady? You'll be surprised what a sexy voice can do to a woman. Combine that with the way you stand like Superman! You'll be unbeatable! Fear not! In this episode, it's all about that magical voice and body language or as we at Desi Boyz HQ like to call it: The Uncivilized Gentleman. With the rise of technology, we have become so reliant on using our fingers to send texts to women that w...

07-30

36:08

No, we're not talking about the MOVIE...although the themes from the movie apply to our conversations in this season. Yes, we're back! You know it! We wouldn't want to leave our fans disappointed. Season 4 is here DOSTIYAN! FIKAR MAT KARO! There's a word which shares a common misunderstanding in the world of men and it's spelled D-O-M-I-N-A-N-T. We all strive to achieve that '50 Shades', Christian Grey vibe but we fail because we come off as weird, creepy or the more appropriate word...

07-21

34:38

What's in an age? Does it really matter how old you are when it comes to meeting, seducing and mingling with women? Does age control your physical limitations? Can you still get up to poop? We answer all those mundane questions with a bit of MASALA and a bit of MASTI...and more! Yes, you can blame Naughty Sam for coming up with this topic (wink) but it certainly stirred something within me, Professor Akira. Join Sam and myself as we bring another season to an end with a lighthe...

06-02

38:34

Mrs. X was a seemingly loyal woman who dedicated herself to her husband, treasured all her moments with him until one day, the relationship started getting stale, boring, uninteresting and monotonous. All her happiness is drained when she suddenly meets Mr. Y at the grocery store who happens to be a seductive, daring and charming man. At first she's hesitant to pursue anything with Mr. Y but she gives in to her desires and the two end up having an affair. Bollywood plot? Maybe. Reality...

05-26

48:23

There are those that get close to you and then there those that get close so that they can use you... Yes, this episode is about betrayal and how to filter out friends who really aren't "FRIENDS". This is a serious one and quite personal to me, Prof. Akira. Naughty Sam joins in midway to narrate his experience with sh*tty 'friends'. SO, that being said, sit down, grab a chai and listen in as there's not much I have to say here in this description box, except: PAY ATTENTION. If...

05-19

45:28

It's the year 2022 and we are in tumultuous times. Neo-Nazi Feminism is reaching its limit... MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) is on the rise... Gender neutrality is skewed... Racism is being taken to extremes... Yet, we call this evolution of humankind "woke". This term has been loosely thrown around and misused since the incidents involving BLM (Black Lives Matter) triggered the movement of "staying woke" back in 2014. What was once used to spread awareness of racism has now been ...

05-12

31:07

Are you even aware that you're operating on default? That's right. Deeper down the rabbit hole we go and in this episode, it's all about SELF-AWARENESS. Ask yourself this question: How aware are you of your perceived reality? Do you understand the environment you're in? Or do you simply do what you've been told to do because everyone else is? It's time to wake up and see THE MATRIX for what it is. Wake up and smell the coffee! If you want to get better at connecting with women, join Sam &am...

05-05

51:47

What did we tell you? Yes! We brought him back and not just to chat but to report on his success using our suggestions! That's right, Mr. R is back and his recent sexcapade and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai session has brought forth some concerns which he shares with us in this episode. So sit back and enjoy the Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gam world of dating where just when you thought everything could go right...things do take an unexpected turn. If you want to be featured as a guest or have questions ...

04-28

33:41

Is it us or is this turning out to be the most revolutionary podcast for Desi Men out there? We are going deeper into the forest, BHAIS! This episode will probably be our most controversial yet because of the truths we uncover blatantly for the audience to see. However, this is also probably the most important episode till date as it talks about some very necessary facts that men need to hear. Whether you've been in a destructive relationship before or are experiencing harsh rejection from N...