Diary of an Angry Father

Wondering how you should guide your child towards his or her future career? If your child is very difficult or just a mean-spirited person in general, you’ll be happy to know there are quite a few jobs that might be perfect for your little devil. Although outsourcing and automation will replace several jobs vey soon, including some that are quite lucrative today, these douchey jobs will probably last a little longer and provide a stable income so your little bastard doesn’t remain at home on your couch.

I distinctly remember the day the perky admissions counselor told my child and I, to our faces, that LEADERSHIP was the “single, most important” quality sought out by University of Florida admissions. As a matter of fact, I made her repeat that. TWICE. She told us UF takes a “holistic” approach to incoming freshmen candidates, further stating “we weigh leadership much heavier than grades or standardized test scores.” She even cited an example of an accepted candidate who had a B average (the average GPA of incoming freshmen is roughly 4.3) and borderline ACT scores, but showed leadership and a ridiculous amount of volunteer hours. So that’s exactly what we took away from our TWOvisits to the UF campus. Our child began road-mapping her life story. Her foundation was being accepted to UF. And that’s where the shit hit the fan.

My third parenting book is coming out soon, and I’m going to title it My Parenting Mistakes. Here’s a random taste of the advice I've discovered by screwing up a time or many. Includes lowering your expectations, "Work Face," and the United Front.  You can read it here if my voice scares you: https://angryfather.wordpress.com/2017/06/17/my-parenting-mistakes/

Now that pot is almost legal everywhere, you’ve got to make some bucks to buy those buds. Long held secret in the underground economy, it’s time to flush out those jobs coveted by potheads. Whether you support the legalization of marijuana or not, you have to admit the stereotypical pot smoker is… well… let’s just say pretty laid back. Anyone who has bucked our legal system and its consequences over the past several decades is either too dumb to think clearly, or too villainous to care. Either way, I ain’t hiring him. Based on a very informal and highly subjective intellectual survey of an non-statistically significant group of entrepreneurs, here are our Top 10 Jobs for you Marijuana freaks. Read it here if my voice scares you: https://angryfather.wordpress.com/2017/07/21/top-10-jobs-for-potheads/