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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly gay the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to bring some diversity to your TTRPG experience!

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Over the hills and far away... the Circus of Wayward Wonders is on its way! The Apple Capital of the Inner Sea, Castinlee, is next on the agenda for the tour of the Swardlands, and for a multitude of reasons! Fruit, better than anywhere else in Kortos! The Ancient Liferoot Stone, one of the Aeon Towers left by Aroden! A singing shoony and the ghosts he sings to! Who knows what the Circus of Wayward Wonders will find next? But are our heroes prepared? Each has their own story they're not telling the others... and saving the Starstone Isle is a heavy burden to bear. It's probably nothing! Yeehaw, let's eat some apples! ADMIRE the beautiful town and its gossiping residents! BEHOLD the marketable plushies and their uncanny likenesses to the real deals! TREMBLE before the local folklore come to life!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... mummy, mummy, may I please partake in the chilled creams offered by the circus, I've been such a good little boy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Machines? Technology? ROBOTS? What the heck! We were told this was just a circus campaign, where's all this scifi junk coming from? As the Wandering Three explore the Wellspring Tower in search of their second Aeon Orb, it becomes clear that someone has come here before them. Who is the mysterious culprit behind these weird machines and unearthly goings-ons? How were they able to get such rare and unusual treasures to help them accomplish their goal? What even is their goal? And why is one of our number quietly not stopping them? Eh, probably doesn't matter. Fasten your seatbelts, though, everyone- we've a bumpy ride ahead! BATTLE against terrible golems from deep beneath the earth! STUDY the curious device and its awful might! ABSORB the power of the dead god and grow in strength once again! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest    Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard   Questions like... what's the best coping mechanism to use after seeing the end of the world? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it all! And yet, all eyes are on the horizon with the Wellspring Tower, home of the second Aeon Orb, stands. The land around the dying light is bone dry, and the once bountiful woodlands are failing. Could it be the work of the dreaded Xulgath, on their crusade to destroy these ancient orbs? Naaaah, couldn't be! It's probably a land vampire, or something! How do you kill a land vampire? Well, there's only one way to learn. Let's get the show running, and save the day once again! WRESTLE the dreaded beast, with hooked claws and beaks alike! SPEAK with the wise shoony and their ancient farming ways! SNEAK into the tower past the saurian threat that guards it! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like...  can a giant walking sea mine be your new best friend? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Candy! Get your candy here! We got taffy, we got liquorice, we got Monster Energy Drink... and if you stick around, there'll even be a grand circus show this week! The Circus has come to Matten Cleave, the center of a sprawling expanse of farmsteads, and our heroes are preparing to put on a good show! Rumours of mysterious deaths, dying land and ancient towers float through town... but that can wait! We got our own tower to erect, and it's got a SLIDE, lads! Get your shopping list and start promoting... we've got a show to put on! INVESTIGATE the odd building that can't possibly exist here, yet does! SPEAK with the doe-eyed buxom mayor and avoid looking at her cleavage! PREPARE for another dazzling show in the Swardlands!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it rude to stab someone's walls to test if they're a Mimic? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? Beautiful hills, as far as the eyes can see? Local culture, with their homely ways of life? Unsettling, rotting shacks with an aura of malice that just whispers "I have not left yet" that makes your skin crawl? Oh, maybe some wildlife! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders continues up the Verdant Pass to keep their show on the road, horror meets hilarity as our heroes clown their way through the quaint plains and see what the Swardlands have to offer! STOP the mighty landsharks from eating the innocent villagers! SHARE the tales of the land on the back of a wagon! CLUTCH your holy relics for protection from the angry evil that just won't move on! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what items should you pack for a game of fantasy Phasmaphobia? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubling investigation brought to them by the mayor about a certain haunting experience he's been experiencing. But is the truth all there? Is there something he isn't telling us? Is it really a ghost? And why is Eriato so grimly determined to solve this particular case? Whoa, and do we have time to ponder on all this? Our performance is a week away! Let's juggle our mysteries and our mayhem and put on a good show for the good people of Kerrick! PURSUE the mysterious leads of an intriguing ghost story! NEGOTIATE with the mighty alchemist over a new apprentice! PERFORM your heart out for the town and get the show on the road once more! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it inappropriate to say "bro" in front of a child? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be real. The city of Kerrick awaits with open arms, and the Wandering Three prepare to entertain the masses and seek out the failing Aeon Orbs that once kept this land so bountiful so that they can continue their quest to heal the earth and save the Isle of Kortos! But is all as it seems? Is this arc really just a feel good summer teen movie one? Or is there something awful trailing right behind us, itching, scratching, dizzying, watching, laughing, knowing, following? Are the people here in the Swardlands safe? Are we? Only one way to find out what genre this adventure is, and that's to live it- so pack your bags, and let's get going! MARVEL over the beautiful views of the Kortos sea! BASK in the awe of your very own fan club! PITY the desperate man and the tale of his haunting experience! All this and more, in this, the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 3: LIFE'S LONG SHADOW by Greg A. Vaughan, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for your nails to grow like claws during puberty? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have come to pay us a visit! They've slain celestial beauties, they've stolen from babies, they've even made a real mess of one of my favorite performers (Booo!), but the show has only JUST begun! That's right, Escadar: today, the Blundering Three face their doom in the Big Top as divine wonders unlike any their foul eyes have ever lain upon prepare to rip their sinful bodies limb from limb! A boorish, pretentious street sword! A freak-of-nature clown and his freak-of-nature familiar! And our dear Eriato Demonhag, ready to amaze us with her horrific defects once again! I reckon this lot could find a fine home in the sideshow here, eugh! But that's not our goal here tonight... our goal is to see them DIE! Grab your popcorn, and let's show these wastes what happens when you challenge the great and powerful Mistress Dusklight! LAUGH at the pathetic swashbuckler's feeble attempts at heroism! MOCK the inept clown as they fight for their life against divine wonders of my own creation! SCHEME over the recapture of your wayward daughter and lock her up in the freakshow all over again! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  why bother fight me, when you clearly don't stand a chance, Washed Up Wonders?! https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way through a labyrinth of weird and wonderful obstacles from the Celestial Menagerie! Clowns as big as houses? Fortune-telling dummies? Lions, tigers & bears? Oh my! The clock is ticking for Axel and his Amazing Aviary, and if our heroes don't hurry... it's curtain call for everyone!  NAVIGATE the perilous traps of the Heavenly Gallery! SEE through the wicked deceptions of evil foes! CLOSE IN on the enemy at last and prepare for the final showdown! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to use a baby alien for a money laundering scheme? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
We're here to save our friend! Wait, you want to be rescued too? Jeez, you're the 4th person today who's asked us to do that! What the hell is going on, why do so many people here need to be saved? Could it be that this evil circus run by a sadistic catwoman and her greedy minions will hurt anyone they come into contact with? How horrible! Hot on the tail of Mistress Dusklight, our heroes are encountering more and more of those used and abused by the Celestial Menagerie as they try to rescue their dear friend Axel. Guess we'll be adding a tonne of people to our found family trope! One way or another, though, buckle up- this rescue mission has only just started! SPIN the Hallowed Wheel and brave its magical tricks! ENTER the Sanctum of Sublime Spectacles and gaze upon its freakish inhabitants! STRUGGLE against the titanic megafauna and its brutish master!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to trust a blatantly fake angel if they're like, sexy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Robert Austin Music Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Justice has been done! With evidence against their capricious former employer, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now can live contently knowing that Mistress Dusklight is to be put behind bars for her crimes, and her Celestial Menagerie to be shut down for good. At last, the Wandering Three can put the past behind them, grow as people and save the world alongside the Greatest Show on All Of Golarion! But will it be that simple? Can such a horrible part of the past stay there? Or is something much bigger, much grander and much more terrifyingly dangerous just around the corner? Only one way to find out, dear listeners... tune in and listen to our journey today! WITNESS the court of worms and hear their commands! SHOP til you drop in the beautiful seaside port! FACE your fears in the twisted wonderland you once called home! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  do fox girls naturally ara, or do they have to be trained to do it? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
The past is riddled with secrets long forgotten to man. You are just the latest in a line of countless lives that were more or less like yours, and so is everyone in the world. But you're probably the first one to be a clown elf with magic powers from god that has to fight dinosaur people. Yeah, that's most likely a first. The Wandering Three continue their excursion through Moonstone Hall, seeking out the final Xulgath Demon-Caller and the truth as to why the Xulgath even came here in the first place. But looking through the annals of time has a heavy burden... one that's enough to crush the souls of any one adventurer alone. So remember the gold rule: don't split the party! STUDY the discarded books left strangely behind by a friend! PROTECT the crypts of the long dead clergy! GAZE into the mysterious past and find what answers are hidden from you there! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  okay, you don't SERIOUSLY expect us to take all of THOSE out, right?? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
The dead just won't stay dead, lately. First, wicked dinosaur folk make their way from the bowels of the Earth, bringing bloody extinction with them. Then, the legacy of a dead god slowly comes back to haunt those who outlived him. Now there's LITERALLY a ghostly priest of the aforementioned dead god is literally following the party around and nagging them. Jeez, how much more on the nose can you get? As our heroes explore Moonstone Hall searching for answers as to why the Xulgath are here and why their former employer is making deals with them, strange secrets and long forgotten history arise to give them some perspective. But first... we've got a pterodactyl demon to kill! Let's go! STUDY the ancient texts locked deep underground! GRIMACE at the gruesome scenes of sacrifice and slaughter! BATTLE against a titanic monster kept here to protect diabolic relics! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  what happens when a demon loses its will to hurt? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his faith fall into obscurity and become a hiding place for troglodyte demon-cultists! The nerve! Have they no respect for their history? The Wandering Three have befriended a quasit, and now seek to cleanse the Temple of the Dead God, knowing that for some reason the Xulgath that stormed the Erran Tower back in Abberton set this place up as their base of operations a while ago. But why? There's only one way to find out- and that's delving deeper into the cracks of the past and seeking whatever answers they might find! SLAY the profane demon-callers and their fanatic minions! EXPLORE the tunnels that lie beneath the city! PARLAY with the restless occupants who have not moved past an ancient, horrible event! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to find a giant sweaty dinosaur wrestling clown hot? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches of Aroden long since abandoned- and it's here that our heroes have come in search of answers. Why did the Xulgath come to the farming town of Abberton? What was their interest in the Aeon Orb? Wh- hey, what's that smell. What? The Xulgath are here, too?! Aw, come on! We thought we'd seen the last of those guys! What the hell! This is bullshit! Ugh. Fine... I guess we can keep killing dinosaur people who worship demons for a little while longer. Grab your hammer and go silly mode- it's about to get primeval in here! RECOIL from the saurian blood demon and its wicked fangs! SPY on the xulgath and their treacherous meetings! LEARN of the troglodyte's wicked companion!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it cool to adopt the damned souls of the vile if they're like, cute? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Destiny awaits! You are the chosen one! Follow your fate! God, could you get more cliche? The Wandering Three are looking for Moonstone Temple in order to follow up on some loose ends left in Abberton, and to do so, they need to go to some people who know the past better than anyone else: really, really old folk. It's a blast from the past as Royari meets up with the Order of Saint Sarnax, the very people who raised them as a child. What secrets are they hiding? What does Royari know, and what does she not know about them? And for goodness sake, can these old swordmages please stop talking like Eriato & Volio know what they're harping on about? It's getting like, super irritating!  PERUSE the ancient lore of the past and its shocking revelations! RELIVE the past of the heroic constable's finest moment! DESCEND into the underground and dig up history with your own hands! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is this like, an Avatar type situation, or what?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Who doesn't love a good camping trip? Out in the wilds, fires burning, friends all around... it's a real dream come true! Or is it a nightmare for the Circus of Wayward Wonders, when they realize they aren't the only ones out here? Beasts prowl the woods around the land given to the circus to put on a show outside of Escadar, and it isn't exactly safe out here at night. It's up to our clowny companions to drive out the terror that stalk the night and prepare for the Greatest Show on all of Golarion!  GUSH at the incredible artist dog and his many skills! EXPLORE the creepy cave that may once have been someone's home! BARGAIN with an awful creature that could spell certain doom to your companions! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is that a normal halo thing, or..? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
We're taking the show to the Big City! After battling Dinosaur People and receiving divine powers from a Dead God back in Abberton, the Wandering Three is leading the Circus of Wayward Wonders back to their home town of Escadar. Here, sea salt can be smelt in the air, pavement and cobblestone lie underfoot and wicked crooks lurk around every corner. History absolutely has its eyes on you here, where the Circus' rivals, Mistress Dusklight's Celestial Menagerie, lie waiting to punish you for daring break away from their fold. Can our heroes beat the Menagerie at their own game in their own town? Or will- hey. HEY! WHO TOOK MY COIN PURSE? ARGH! STUDY the ancient dinosaur eggs and their nefarious implications! FISH up a huge sea bass and impress your friends! RELAY your secret past, shrouded in mystery and rumor! All this and more in the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 2: LEGACY OF THE LOST GOD, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to whip out some party tricks in an office of law? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
A star rotates the peak of the Erran Tower, and our heroes- Royari San Sarnax, Volio Via and Eriato Bati- face off against a gruesomely scarred xulgath bearing demonic runes carved into his flesh and a massive stone hammer. The faith of their home lies within this battle; should they fail, the primeval troglodytes will destroy the life-giving Aeon Orb left to us by a dead god, dooming the Isle of Erran to extinction. So like, the stakes are pretty high. What did we come to Abberton for again? Let me just check my notes... ah, right, to act in the circus. Hmmm. We've solved murder mysteries, killed marauding boars, defended churches from fiends, dismantled druid cults and fought actual dinosaurs since we got here to do that, which was... ah, a week ago! Nice! Well, everyone... no point in questioning fate. Embrace it, and take a stand, because no matter what, the show must go on! CLASH with the fiendish xulgath warpriest from deep underground and save your home from certain doom! TOWER over the crowds as you put on a show like no other in this world! FEEL the touch of destiny as it pulls you into its arms, leaving you changed and empowered once and for all! All this and more in the finale of BOOK 1 OF EXTINCTION CURSE: THE SHOW MUST GO ON, where we ask the hard questions like... are you sure you want to be giving all this responsibility and power to a troupe of performers? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
LOOK OUT, WANDERING THREE! HOTTED BOOBS UP AHEAD! TITS, BIG ONES! The seductress behind the slaughter has revealed herself, and slowly the conspiracy behind the murder of the Circus of Wayward Wonder's ringmaster is revealed. Murderous druids, demon cults, dinosaur people... we just wanted to put a show on, man! But now as our heroes fight for the fate of the Isle of Erran, one thing is abundantly clear... a clown's duty isn't just to do sick tumbles and throw pies at people. It's to ward off foul fiends, defeat lurching horrors and save everyone they know from certain extinction! And also, to do sick tumbles, that's super important! PEER beyond the veil and see the fiery visions of the apocalypse that dance around every corner! SHRIEK at the hidden horror masked by the floorbound runes! CHALLENGE the wicked priest that wishes to snuff out all life to your home and save the day, once and for all! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... going in for a hug mid-fight is pretty weird, right?! VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
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Luquinhaz

Im not usually big on podcasts, but this is so fluid and funny I might even give podcasts a chance again!

Aug 9th
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DownWill-

I love the podcast, the representation, and the gay squad energy. I'm questioning my gender right now but I think I'm ftm and coming out to my friends tonight if I don't chicken. Dice Will Role has a lot of content if you're just starting and often uploads plus great patreon content if you would like.

Nov 23rd
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RIAtheGeek

I have only listened to one episode but I love this, it's great to see this kind of representation I present female but perfer he/ they pronouns and you all have made me feel so much more confident in who I am. Thank You!

Sep 12th
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DownWill-

XD I am child

Aug 14th
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