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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly gay the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to bring some diversity to your TTRPG experience!

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Welcome to Fortune's Hall, where the fun never ends! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is grounded in Willowside following a most unfortunate accident, and with more and more dinosaur sightings outside town, the heat is rising for the Wandering Three. Sent on a rescue mission by Mayor Vandy, they must make their way to Fortune's Hall casino a few miles out from town, the Wandering Three must seek out the missing people who haven't returned in over a month! Are they all dead? Or has something much, much weirder happened? Make sure your dice aren't loaded- we're about to gamble with more than just money today! OBSERVE the strange amphibians and their even stranger evolution! EXPERIMENT with the delicious food, almost too good to be true! INVESTIGATE the creaky barn, and the horrors within! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... can cats appear out of thin air? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Additional Music by Shane Ivers. Signs To Nowhere by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, cishet men, old lady flirting --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Roll up, roll up! Distract yourselves from the grim world outside and come to a land where the lights are colourful, the music is swelling and the popcorn is freshly made! The Circus of Wayward Wonders bands together to bring cheer to the morose town of Willowside after a particularly eventful week. Feelings may still be hurt, Aeon Orbs may still be missing, but the show must always, always always go on! And nothing can ruin a performance like this, right..? Bones, oh bones, what lies in the future of the Wandering Three? Will it be Weal? Or Woe? And thusly the bones spin, and deliver their fortune of... WOE. CLASH with the loud brothers as they put on a scene before the Circus camp! PERFORM for the good people despite all the obstacles in your path! PROTECT those you love from the terrors of the sky!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are Casinos and Circuses related or something? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Exclusion from activities as a form of punishment, decapitation, bisection, cishet men, themes of doom.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
One good night's sleep. That's all we ask for. And we can't even have that. The entire Circus of Wayward Wonders awakens in the middle of the night, plagued by grim nightmares of a terrible flood and an even more terrible creature lurking beneath it. This, on top of everything that's happened in Willowside so far, is making it more and more apparent that there's something wrong in this little town. Is it the Aeon Orb? The salty air? Something more sinister? Our heroes must bandage their wounds and work together as a team in order to save the world and get the Aeon Orb. They can do this!  Right? QUESTION the locals about all manners of strange leads! VENTURE deep into the blighted land to find the key to your quest! DESPAIR at the awful truth which threatens to engulf you! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... are old men with deer heads more trustworthy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to Thassalaphobia & Megalaphobia, Wounded Friendships, Themes of Despair & Failure, Slavery Mentions, Evil Pufferfish --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for over a century? What the hell, man. The Circus has come to the aging town of Willowside, but for once, our heroes are more preoccupied with the mysteries their party holds than the mysteries of their environs. A hundred years of lies are finally being uncovered, and yet the truth is no less perplexing. Who is Volio Via, exactly? What is Oddbody? What does any of this have to do with the blighted Welt that surrounds Willowside? And the question weighing heaviest on our party's mind... why did Volio do what he did? Uncover the questions that may finally lead to clarity in the dim Hooked Inn... and finally glimpse the truth. EXPLORE the lonely village sitting at the precipice of swampy desolation! ENCOUNTER the strange locals and their stranger mannerisms! TREMBLE as the freakish nightmares of the past grab you tight and pull you under! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are himbos inherently benevolent? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Abuse, Implied Bullying, Trauma, Hate Crimes, Unsolicited Flirting, Cishet Men, Breaches of Trust, Thassalaphobia, Megalaphobia, Descriptions of Drowning --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Willowside. The site of the final Aeon Orb, and the beginning of the end of our adventure. And yet... There are those among us not willing to take that final step. Lies... Deceit... Conjured realities presented as fact. If you believe in the lie, maybe the lie will come true. But between weird clowns in your peripheral vision, visions of a swampy wasteland come true and friends who just don't get the message that you aren't worthy of help... Will you be able to do what you think you need to, Volio? Or will you go up in flames, like everything from before? It's in your hands, clown man. Just don't screw up. TRAVEL the crystal blue seas aboard the gorgeous trading vessel! WADE through the rotting countryside of the mysteriously ill land! STARE DOWN the truth you thought you knew, but really, truly did not for oh so long? All this and more in this, the premiere of Extinction Curse Book 4: SIEGE OF THE DINOSAURS, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Do you look at it, Volio? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Deadnaming Kinda Sorta, Breaches of Trust, Attempted Suicide, Unreality, Implied Bullying, Trauma --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
"Old Lady Swinten’s broke, and Rogor Swinten can rot in his grave. Should’ve sold me that acre, Rogor, your widow is gonna’ starve. Don’t tell her about Vandy. No, no, no. Now Vandy’s money is blood money. Blood money now. She rides with spurs of fire; the Night Lady, oh, the fire it burns!" The Aeon Towers have been saved. The Crucifixion Killer has been captured. The Xulgath of the Swardlands have been banished. Now all that remains is a friendly man and the dark secret he's hiding. The coincidences have been piling up, and his time is running out. How long before the Night Hag that's been plaguing the Swardlands strikes again... And will stopping Vandy help? It's time to prepare for some matricide, and save the world some more- we've got a mystery to solve!   SOOTHE the mourning fey with some closure at last! CREEP through the creaking floorboards of an old house! REVEAL the terrible plot against the Isle of Kortos and prepare for the worst!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... interdimensional portals aren't inherently magic, right? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexist & Slut-Shaming language, Familial Abuse, Extreme Distress and Sadness --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Beat the bad guys! Climb the tower! Get the Aeon Orb! Saving the world is that easy! But what do you do when some complications get thrown your way? Serial killers... Troglodytes... Warlords... You know, the usual! As the Wandering Three face off their most deadly foes yet, they must hold their own against the cruel conquerors of the Swardlands and the mighty power they wield! And they'll come out unscathed as ever... Won't they?  CAPTURE the wicked Crucifixion Killer and deliver her to justice! PEER at the bizarre, skittering mutants and their unnatural anatomies! BATTLE against terrible monsters atop the apex of the Old Forest Tower!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can we get sued by DOOM for stealing their box art scene in a podcast? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Discussions of Lobotomy, Crucifixion and Cannibalism, Major Character Death (uh oh), Abuse Parallels --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Charge! The Wandering Three have found themselves pitted against the forces of evil at the Old Forest Tower where hordes of Xulgath prepare for a showdown against their incoming circus star foes. Might! Mutants! Weird statues! Our brave adventurers will see it all as they begin their final push into the last Aeon Orb of the Swardlands in order to save the Isle of Kortos from environmental destruction! But as they make their way into the tower... They'll soon find that a much more real doom awaits them! SNEAK past enemy lines by flapping your wings like a huge colourful asshole! WRESTLE with the weird, muscular monstrosity without a head (or so it seems!) UNCOVER the truth behind the recent slayings and the dark secrets behind their motives! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it morally superior to fossilize bad guys instead of killing them? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Fire, Claustrophobia, Unsolicited Flirting, Brain Dissection, Lobotomies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Come one, come all! For one night only, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is performing in the town of Turpin Rowe during the height of the stump festival! Come watch their aerobatics-themed performance as the performers take on new heights for your viewing pleasure- literally! But beyond the town limits, deep in the Immenwoods, a goal awaits our heroes... the Old Forest Tower and the glowing Aeon Orb... and our final destination in the Swardlands! But what else is out in the woods? Who lurks in the trees? What's that... weird, singing noise? Only one way to find out! Let's get hiking! RUSH to keep the show on the road as last minute complications arise! UNCOVER further mysteries of the mysterious deaths! COVER your eyes and avert your gaze from the horrific, vengeful creature! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it bodyshaming if looks can ACTUALLY kill? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, Lobotomy, Physical Injuries, Detailed Discussion of Physical Ugliness --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
If you go down to the woods tonight... You'll find a hunting pack of Xulgath, preying on innocent lives! The Wandering Three are braving the dangers of the Immenwoods today as they set out to rescue the employees of a forestbound distillery from the clutches of wretched Xulgath. But what else lies within the woods? If the Xulgath aren't behind the serial lobotomies plaguing Turpin Rowe... then who is? Another mystery on the pile of mysteries we have to solve— aren't we busy enough with the Aeon Towers and Dream Hauntings? Whatever, throw it on the to-do list... Let's save some labourers!  DUCK from the explosions and flames caused by an errant spark! ENJOY the festival and its many games! QUESTION the motives of a trusted ally and their odd behaviour! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... does it matter how big a fish tank is if it's enchanted to move with the fish? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of crucifixion, cannibalism, lobotomies, gaslighting Additional Music by Skooma Scamp (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZXDUZu2To) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
TIMBERRRR! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is almost done touring the farmlands of the Swardlands as they arrive in the logging town of Turpin Rowe, just in time for the annual Stump Festival! Games, grub and goodies galore! But rumors swirl beneath the surface as mysterious deaths appear around town. But these aren't your average mysterious deaths. These are ADVANCED mysterious deaths! Could they somehow be linked to the other mysterious deaths going on? Or are these an unrelated string? Man... there really are a LOT of mysterious deaths around here, huh. Like, even back in Abberton! Boom, more mysterious deaths! Guess we've got another mystery to solve, gang... chop chop, as it were! The show must go on! ADMIRE the beautiful woodwork of the scenic logging town! SEEK out adventure with which to grow your reputation! INVESTIGATE the local business and stumble on a truly grim scene indeed! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... are magical landlords any different to real ones? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, implied cannibalism, lobotomies, potential second-hand embarrassment sources, implied unwanted romantic attraction --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Another day, another town thoroughly entertained! Following the successful defeat of the Xulgath at the Liferoot Stone, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is ready to hit the road again for their last spot on their tour of the Swardlands in Turpin Rowe. But these lands are not perfectly safe! Around every corner, one might find danger... And not all the danger one finds is necessarily monsters or beasts! Sometimes... MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER. WHOOOOAAAHHHH! Duck your head and keep yourself safe- it's your money or your life!    LISTEN to the beautiful song of the gravedigger in front of an audience of the rich! SNEAK into the mysterious magic shop while nobody is looking! SOLVE the case of the unnatural illness and wherever it stems from! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the  Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is crime a good alternative to Universal Healthcare? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Caught between a rock and a hard place! The Wandering Three have discovered the crumbling Liferoot Stone where once Dwarven Warlords raised an army to invade the city of Absalom... but now, nothing remains but the Aeon Orb floating above. ALSO THE XULGATH. AND LIVING STATUES. AND THERE WAS A T-REX, BUT WE TOOK CARE OF IT. Our heroes must once again climb the tower above and touch the stars above in order to continue lighting the fires of the Isle of Kortos' soul and save it from environmental collapse! But what secrets lurk just around the corner at the top of the tower? Only time can tell... now embrace the light within and RUN before the golem guards catch you! EVADE the patrolling titans which circle the ancient tower! SHUDDER at the creepy collections which cover the walls! WRESTLE with the monstrous, four-eyed rodent in the rubble! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the  Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it cool to kill your evolutionary ancestors cuz they're kinda assholes? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
AAAAAHHH! SCARY FAIRY! A gangling monster peers through the woods beyond the edge of the graveyard, its waxy fingers beckoning you to your doom! Surely this folkloric fiend is the most dangerous thing on the rocky outskirts of the Sulwen Hills, and not, say... the reported giant footsteps in the dirt? The reports of living statues and ancient Dwarven Warlords? The awesome, cool, motherfuckin' BEAST of a monster that roams the hills with the title of "sickest animal to ever live"? No, for real, the candle-fingered Yaganty is much worse than all of them. Why? CUZ IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA! ROLL INITIATIVE! BATTLE the dreadful fey fiend in the pitch black woods! PARTAKE in some stew among the displaced refugees of a nuclear attack! TRAVEL to the ancient tower and claim your destiny as your own! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... can dinosaurs believe in GOD? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Over the hills and far away... the Circus of Wayward Wonders is on its way! The Apple Capital of the Inner Sea, Castinlee, is next on the agenda for the tour of the Swardlands, and for a multitude of reasons! Fruit, better than anywhere else in Kortos! The Ancient Liferoot Stone, one of the Aeon Towers left by Aroden! A singing shoony and the ghosts he sings to! Who knows what the Circus of Wayward Wonders will find next? But are our heroes prepared? Each has their own story they're not telling the others... and saving the Starstone Isle is a heavy burden to bear. It's probably nothing! Yeehaw, let's eat some apples! ADMIRE the beautiful town and its gossiping residents! BEHOLD the marketable plushies and their uncanny likenesses to the real deals! TREMBLE before the local folklore come to life!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... mummy, mummy, may I please partake in the chilled creams offered by the circus, I've been such a good little boy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Machines? Technology? ROBOTS? What the heck! We were told this was just a circus campaign, where's all this scifi junk coming from? As the Wandering Three explore the Wellspring Tower in search of their second Aeon Orb, it becomes clear that someone has come here before them. Who is the mysterious culprit behind these weird machines and unearthly goings-ons? How were they able to get such rare and unusual treasures to help them accomplish their goal? What even is their goal? And why is one of our number quietly not stopping them? Eh, probably doesn't matter. Fasten your seatbelts, though, everyone- we've a bumpy ride ahead! BATTLE against terrible golems from deep beneath the earth! STUDY the curious device and its awful might! ABSORB the power of the dead god and grow in strength once again! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest    Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard   Questions like... what's the best coping mechanism to use after seeing the end of the world? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it all! And yet, all eyes are on the horizon with the Wellspring Tower, home of the second Aeon Orb, stands. The land around the dying light is bone dry, and the once bountiful woodlands are failing. Could it be the work of the dreaded Xulgath, on their crusade to destroy these ancient orbs? Naaaah, couldn't be! It's probably a land vampire, or something! How do you kill a land vampire? Well, there's only one way to learn. Let's get the show running, and save the day once again! WRESTLE the dreaded beast, with hooked claws and beaks alike! SPEAK with the wise shoony and their ancient farming ways! SNEAK into the tower past the saurian threat that guards it! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like...  can a giant walking sea mine be your new best friend? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Candy! Get your candy here! We got taffy, we got liquorice, we got Monster Energy Drink... and if you stick around, there'll even be a grand circus show this week! The Circus has come to Matten Cleave, the center of a sprawling expanse of farmsteads, and our heroes are preparing to put on a good show! Rumours of mysterious deaths, dying land and ancient towers float through town... but that can wait! We got our own tower to erect, and it's got a SLIDE, lads! Get your shopping list and start promoting... we've got a show to put on! INVESTIGATE the odd building that can't possibly exist here, yet does! SPEAK with the doe-eyed buxom mayor and avoid looking at her cleavage! PREPARE for another dazzling show in the Swardlands!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it rude to stab someone's walls to test if they're a Mimic? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? Beautiful hills, as far as the eyes can see? Local culture, with their homely ways of life? Unsettling, rotting shacks with an aura of malice that just whispers "I have not left yet" that makes your skin crawl? Oh, maybe some wildlife! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders continues up the Verdant Pass to keep their show on the road, horror meets hilarity as our heroes clown their way through the quaint plains and see what the Swardlands have to offer! STOP the mighty landsharks from eating the innocent villagers! SHARE the tales of the land on the back of a wagon! CLUTCH your holy relics for protection from the angry evil that just won't move on! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what items should you pack for a game of fantasy Phasmaphobia? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubling investigation brought to them by the mayor about a certain haunting experience he's been experiencing. But is the truth all there? Is there something he isn't telling us? Is it really a ghost? And why is Eriato so grimly determined to solve this particular case? Whoa, and do we have time to ponder on all this? Our performance is a week away! Let's juggle our mysteries and our mayhem and put on a good show for the good people of Kerrick! PURSUE the mysterious leads of an intriguing ghost story! NEGOTIATE with the mighty alchemist over a new apprentice! PERFORM your heart out for the town and get the show on the road once more! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it inappropriate to say "bro" in front of a child? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
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Luquinhaz

Im not usually big on podcasts, but this is so fluid and funny I might even give podcasts a chance again!

Aug 9th
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DownWill-

I love the podcast, the representation, and the gay squad energy. I'm questioning my gender right now but I think I'm ftm and coming out to my friends tonight if I don't chicken. Dice Will Role has a lot of content if you're just starting and often uploads plus great patreon content if you would like.

Nov 23rd
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RIAtheGeek

I have only listened to one episode but I love this, it's great to see this kind of representation I present female but perfer he/ they pronouns and you all have made me feel so much more confident in who I am. Thank You!

Sep 12th
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DownWill-

XD I am child

Aug 14th
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