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Send us a textThis week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Content Warning: references to deathMusic:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay"Spooky" by by Yurii Sem...

Send us a textThis week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now” home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs after the events in taco meat fountain- episode number ten. You may want to listen to that first, but you don't have to. This story probably won't make sense either way. Our sponsor for today is the newest tell all biography "Butt...

Send us a textThis week's story is "Tortoise and the Hare: The full story." Prepare for Action! Our sponsor for today is Quorum Quippers: Teddy Bears that say what everyone else is thinking.Content Warning: Violence, Profanity, Guns.I'd love to hear from you! You can click the link above to send a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixa...

Send us a textThis week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanity, Guns.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay"Dark Wester...

Send us a textHello listeners,This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you. The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.Our new name is "Discount Storytime", ...

Send us a textWelcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a StickNote: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, and reference to civilian bombings.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more ep...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Skinny Dipping, will Ray be a hero, or just a dip? This episode is sponsored by Grandpa Old-Timey’s Cornmeal.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode body horror, gore, profanity and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.Songs:“Pran...

Send us a textThis week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additional Voice Performance...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where ...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode profanity, gunshot sound, and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.d...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes....

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0t...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. ...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Little Kaiju – Will Mariel meet her prince, or will she stay under the sea? And today’s episode is sponsored by Trubknell Meats Inc. – Now with 17% more species.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence and profanity.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Addit...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University. Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.disc...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Note: This Podcast was originally...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where y...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, vic...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themesClick above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additi...

Send us a textWelcome to the first episode of "Discount Storytime" (Previously "Tales from the Scamverse)! This week’s story is the Lion and Mouse Redux. This unlikely pair will steal your heart, and by heart I mean credit cards. And today’s episode is sponsored by the Caveat Emptorium – the Scamverse’s largest shopping center.Content Warning: This episode contains profanity.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstoryt...