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Send us a textJoin us for an unpredictable ride in this episode of Discount Storytime, featuring "CyCop the Cyclops Cop" and the quirky tale of "Handwashing Day." Detective Patel and Officer Cyclops find themselves tangled in a web of mystery and humor as they chase down a robber with a suspiciously similar appearance to Officer Cyclops. In "Handwashing Day" a second grade class learns a new technique to know when they've washed their hands long enough.Content Warning for profanity.Music and ...

Send us a textStep into the eerie world of Discount Storytime's first annual Halloween SpookyCast, where history and horror collide in a time-bending adventure! What happens when a time machine tweaks the tales of terror from classic horror films of the 70s and 80s? Professor Theodos Crumblesquat, the brilliant mind behind the time-traveling marvel, joins us for a wild ride through iconic moments of horror history. From a sinister pub in Yorkshire to the infamous Bates High School Prom, and e...

Send us a textThis week's story is "The Box of Juicillado". Obviously Mr. Poe wrote all the good bits. Our sponsor for today is "Little Buzzkills Daycare" Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Little Steps" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay"Amandon- Sad, Dark, Alone" b...

Send us a textThis week's story is "Tom and Zeke". Our sponsor for today is "Alarm Buddy" - I would have written summaries for you, but I overslept. Enjoy!Content Warning for misogyny, alcohol use, cigarette use,profanity, and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Light Step" by Jiwon (Musician) ...

Send us a textThis week's story is Adventure Picker. Our sponsor for today is "Wuthering Bottoms." - Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity, violence, gore.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Medieval Fantasy" by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pix...

Send us a textThis week's story is Magma Number Five. Note: No frogs were harmed in the making of this story. Our sponsor for today is the new Leche BellGrande! Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity .Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.comwhere you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay “Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay“Suspense Intro Feel” by Pasc...

Send us a textThis week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is Trubnell Meats Inc.Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay “Excuse Me Cat” by Geoff Harvey from PixabaySound Effects by Pixabay Contact information:email: ma...

Send us a textThis week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Content Warning: references to deathMusic:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay"Spooky" by by Yurii Sem...

Send us a textThis week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now” home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs after the events in taco meat fountain- episode number ten. You may want to listen to that first, but you don't have to. This story probably won't make sense either way. Our sponsor for today is the newest tell all biography "Butt...

Send us a textThis week's story is "Tortoise and the Hare: The full story." Prepare for Action! Our sponsor for today is Quorum Quippers: Teddy Bears that say what everyone else is thinking.Content Warning: Violence, Profanity, Guns.I'd love to hear from you! You can click the link above to send a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixa...

Send us a textThis week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanity, Guns.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay"Dark Wester...

Send us a textHello listeners,This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you. The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.Our new name is "Discount Storytime", ...

Send us a textWelcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a StickNote: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, and reference to civilian bombings.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more ep...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Skinny Dipping, will Ray be a hero, or just a dip? This episode is sponsored by Grandpa Old-Timey’s Cornmeal.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode body horror, gore, profanity and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.Songs:“Pran...

Send us a textThis week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additional Voice Performance...

Send us a textThis week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where ...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode profanity, gunshot sound, and violence.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.d...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes....

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0t...

Send us a textThis week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. ...