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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Author: Tim Henson

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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.
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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00  Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14  Introduction 03:02:06  Kitchen Reno Woes / Accused Of […] The post Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00  The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13  Introduction 01:57:00  Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22  MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08  Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05  How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09  Allergic To Virtual Reality Food 29:32:03  Cyber […] The post Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines & MAGA Cock Trainers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […] The post Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […] The post Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […] The post Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01  Introduction 02:55:13  Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04  Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02  Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14  Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07  White Supremacist At A City […] The post Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […] The post Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:07  Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13  A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14  Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good Way?) […] The post Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a […] The post Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Support the Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […] The post Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […] The post Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […] The post Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12  Introduction 02:15:12  Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20  Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19  Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17  Old White People Will Call ICE […] The post From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05  Introduction 00:24:02  Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24  Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14  The Bat Winged Demon […] The post Halloween Family Therapy With Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post A Four Alarm Booty Call! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […] The post Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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Scoutk Bartholomew

lol 913 is a kansas area code.

Feb 12th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

This is one of the episodes I hope people listen to as an introduction to Distorted View. Spread the Distortion. Everytime I try to get someone to listen to Timmy Boo, I lose a friend.

Feb 8th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

I'm just wondering how loud my speakers are at home? Can my neighbors hear me playing this?

Oct 8th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

my content is in this one

Jan 22nd
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Michael Woden

apparently I like heard about weird messed up stuff.. I'm straight but hearing the weird things that intrest some is interesting to me.. timmy-boo is the best to bring you the what's what.. with his cartoony voice making this one of my favorite shows in podcasting.. thanks timmy-boo

Nov 4th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

The go for it bit is fucking hilarious!

Oct 31st
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Scoutk Bartholomew

it you aren't a freak after listening to this episode, you are just dead inside!

Oct 11th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

i know I'm seriously behind but the news in this one is very distorted view worthy...

Sep 17th
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Ryan Rage Richards

I want my sex tonight or I will get you deported!!!! 13:00. LOL

Sep 2nd
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Ryan Rage Richards

the soothing sounds of orgasms 14:00. hahaha

Sep 1st
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Ryan Rage Richards

16.00 EAT MY PUSSY MUM!!!

Sep 1st
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Scoutk Bartholomew

dammit Timmy, I was eating when I listened to this one!

Aug 28th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

KU makes it to DV, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Apr 29th
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Artorious

Love the podcast. DV member since 2008

Mar 10th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

Jagoo! You know you're a freak if you know what that means.

Sep 14th
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