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Author: Tim Henson

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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01  Introduction 02:55:13  Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04  Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02  Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14  Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07  White Supremacist At A City […] The post Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […] The post Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:07  Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13  A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14  Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good Way?) […] The post Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a […] The post Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Support the Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […] The post Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […] The post Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […] The post Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12  Introduction 02:15:12  Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20  Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19  Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17  Old White People Will Call ICE […] The post From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05  Introduction 00:24:02  Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24  Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14  The Bat Winged Demon […] The post Halloween Family Therapy With Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post A Four Alarm Booty Call! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […] The post Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […] The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20  Introduction 02:21:11  What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08  The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […] The post Blasphemous To The Future first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com  PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09  Introduction 02:02:03  Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20  Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13  Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05  Parking Lot […] The post Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:00:00  Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04  Introduction 02:07:18  Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17  What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00  Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13  Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage  15:30:04  Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22  Andrew Cuomo […] The post Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07  Introduction 03:01:13  Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22  Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […] The post Mystery of the Upper Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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Scoutk Bartholomew

lol 913 is a kansas area code.

Feb 12th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

This is one of the episodes I hope people listen to as an introduction to Distorted View. Spread the Distortion. Everytime I try to get someone to listen to Timmy Boo, I lose a friend.

Feb 8th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

I'm just wondering how loud my speakers are at home? Can my neighbors hear me playing this?

Oct 8th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

my content is in this one

Jan 22nd
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Michael Woden

apparently I like heard about weird messed up stuff.. I'm straight but hearing the weird things that intrest some is interesting to me.. timmy-boo is the best to bring you the what's what.. with his cartoony voice making this one of my favorite shows in podcasting.. thanks timmy-boo

Nov 4th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

The go for it bit is fucking hilarious!

Oct 31st
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Scoutk Bartholomew

it you aren't a freak after listening to this episode, you are just dead inside!

Oct 11th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

i know I'm seriously behind but the news in this one is very distorted view worthy...

Sep 17th
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Ryan Rage Richards

I want my sex tonight or I will get you deported!!!! 13:00. LOL

Sep 2nd
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Ryan Rage Richards

the soothing sounds of orgasms 14:00. hahaha

Sep 1st
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Ryan Rage Richards

16.00 EAT MY PUSSY MUM!!!

Sep 1st
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Scoutk Bartholomew

dammit Timmy, I was eating when I listened to this one!

Aug 28th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

KU makes it to DV, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Apr 29th
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Artorious

Love the podcast. DV member since 2008

Mar 10th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

Jagoo! You know you're a freak if you know what that means.

Sep 14th
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