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Author: Tim Henson

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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03  Introduction 03:15:05  A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04  The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23  Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01  Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08  Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04  Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13  A Bunch […] The post The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 $10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt – PROMO CODE: NIPPLE 01:06:03  Introduction 03:50:18  Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money 09:16:09  More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts 16:43:24  A Very Thirsty Woman Gets […] The post Cosmetic Nipple Puffing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00  Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17  Introduction 03:21:14  Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08  Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03  That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01  Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23  The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19  Bros Sharing […] The post Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: My years of making fun of the low battery smoke alarm have finally come back to haunt me. It’s a best of show today for the weirdest of reasons. Checking In With NAMBLA Lois Gags On Peter Gay Whites: STOP TALKING BLACK Eating Feces In Court Sign Up For The Sideshow and […] The post High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 01:42:23  Introduction 03:17:16 Distorted View Daily Turns […] The post 20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Today’s DV Store Deal 02:39:10  Introduction […] The post Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:23  Homo For The Holidays […] The post Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Cyber Monday Sideshow deal is on! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New […] The post A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: It’s Black Friday weekend! I have some great deals for you! – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Black Friday Sideshow deal is on! […] The post My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  DV Store Radio 02:02:23  Introduction 05:57:13  Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21  The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00  The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15  The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08  The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07  The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07  A Very Gay Man […] The post Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:04  Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20  Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13  More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03  Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01  Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The […] The post Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Softer Side Of The Distorted View Store 00:29:12  Introduction 02:53:01  A New Horrifying Youtard / Lolcow 07:04:18  AnacondaSin’s Sexual Exploits / Fetishes  17:40:02 Level 2 Security Officer / Actor / Debater Vs. Random Hispanic Neighbor 24:49:15  Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy 28:10:03  Bad LGBTQ Singers 32:53:02  Become A Member Of […] The post Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Sara Beck With The Meat Council 00:50:13  Introduction 02:29:02  Heart Monitor Time 04:29:00  If You’re Not Racist, You’re Not A Christian 08:20:04  You’re Not A Man If You Only Have One Wife 11:46:24  Witches Are Real And They *DO* Fly On Brooms 17:16:08  Mukbangin On Your Bed / Your Next President […] The post Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:05  The Distorted View Store Is Open! 03:52:03 Mall Madness 80’s Board Game 09:08:18  Lord Douche Is Driving Me Crazy With The Kitchenaid Mixers 12:59:23  Meade Weigh In / Recovered Deleted Video 16:18:12  Doctor Prison Deals With Problem Pisser Children 25:00:05  Pregnant Shoplifter Flees Cop / Gets Tackled 31:19:13  Support […] The post Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:19  Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18  Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10  Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15  Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20  Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11  Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:19  Sagittarius Got A Few New STD’s This Year 18:49:20  Jaden Smith Wants To Build You A Bed 27:16:17  Crappy Housewife / Crappy Singer 31:42:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:28:14  The Butt Obsessed Gynecologist Who Wants You To Repent 39:08:20  Coming Soon: The Ministry Of Sex 44:36:17 Home Alone […] The post Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:24:00  Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10  Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05  Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17  Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01  Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23  Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09  Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15  Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All […] The post Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:02  Introduction 02:01:23  Election Results 04:47:15  To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump  05:45:12  To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00  Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22  More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21  Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20  Man […] The post Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16  Introduction  05:02:04  Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03  Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20  Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk  28:46:19  Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00  Don’t Donate To […] The post Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:03  Childrens Narcan Chewables 04:51:16  The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple 17:54:23  Catching Up The Inbreds 20:53:21  Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon 26:12:19  Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers 32:04:13  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:45:00  New Viral […] The post How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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Scoutk Bartholomew

lol 913 is a kansas area code.

Feb 12th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

This is one of the episodes I hope people listen to as an introduction to Distorted View. Spread the Distortion. Everytime I try to get someone to listen to Timmy Boo, I lose a friend.

Feb 8th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

I'm just wondering how loud my speakers are at home? Can my neighbors hear me playing this?

Oct 8th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

my content is in this one

Jan 22nd
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Michael Woden

apparently I like heard about weird messed up stuff.. I'm straight but hearing the weird things that intrest some is interesting to me.. timmy-boo is the best to bring you the what's what.. with his cartoony voice making this one of my favorite shows in podcasting.. thanks timmy-boo

Nov 4th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

The go for it bit is fucking hilarious!

Oct 31st
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Scoutk Bartholomew

it you aren't a freak after listening to this episode, you are just dead inside!

Oct 11th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

i know I'm seriously behind but the news in this one is very distorted view worthy...

Sep 17th
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Ryan Rage Richards

I want my sex tonight or I will get you deported!!!! 13:00. LOL

Sep 2nd
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Ryan Rage Richards

the soothing sounds of orgasms 14:00. hahaha

Sep 1st
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Ryan Rage Richards

16.00 EAT MY PUSSY MUM!!!

Sep 1st
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Scoutk Bartholomew

dammit Timmy, I was eating when I listened to this one!

Aug 28th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

KU makes it to DV, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Apr 29th
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Artorious

Love the podcast. DV member since 2008

Mar 10th
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Scoutk Bartholomew

Jagoo! You know you're a freak if you know what that means.

Sep 14th
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