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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Kids Are Stupid

Kids Are Stupid

2021-08-0201:04:462

The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
Perfect Crime

Perfect Crime

2021-07-2601:03:035

This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
Synchronicity

Synchronicity

2021-07-1958:334

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
Hold My Beer

Hold My Beer

2021-07-1201:00:357

Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
Conventions

Conventions

2021-07-0546:542

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
Bob's Fridge

Bob's Fridge

2021-06-2853:4315

Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.
Supernatural

Supernatural

2021-06-2152:154

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!
Fake Tech

Fake Tech

2021-06-1454:294

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
Camping

Camping

2021-06-0752:586

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
Transportation

Transportation

2021-05-3155:477

Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...
Body Odor

Body Odor

2021-05-2444:175

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
Hair

Hair

2021-05-1746:1819

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
Trailer: Distractible

Trailer: Distractible

2021-05-1401:246

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Shadowstorm Vash

It’d be funny if the lawn dart launcher was just a very obvious modern crossbow! XD

Aug 2nd
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Ξ ɛmpɛяoя Ξ

its just like when they talk to each other in twitch before playing and its so good.

Aug 2nd
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blanketfromspace

marks childhood is so fucking crazy lmao

Aug 2nd
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scrambled eggs

i believe wade

Jul 31st
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Thomas Rowland

AvE on YouTube did a teardown of the dumb Juicero thing years ago, and while the idea is dumb as hell the engineering on that machine was phenomenal.

Jul 29th
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Dereck Boyer

best podcast ever

Jul 28th
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Aaron Ramirez

umm Wades stfu idea already exists? Isn't that kinda how noise canceling headphones work?

Jul 28th
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BigBoss PimpinJake

54:13 Hivemind, yes for me.

Jul 21st
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Shadowstorm Vash

Bob’s hivemind character is the best! I also hope Wayde continues to try usurp Mark.

Jul 20th
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EL1AS

wade's mods are the ones sending people away

Jul 19th
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Grace Mendoza

guys.... your basically describing the unwind book series from neal Schusterman

Jul 18th
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William Spaulding

this is great

Jul 18th
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Shannon Isgrig

Couldn't this entire episode just be nothing but storied about dumb stuff Mark did on his Unus Annus videos?

Jul 16th
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Coleigh

I can't breeeeeathe!!!!! 🤣

Jul 16th
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Alice Living in wonderland

I really didn't expect yall to dig into my childhood... im from Singapore so we have said hantu tek tek in our malay urban legends. I'm just trying not to bus out laughing at how yall pronounce it.

Jul 15th
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Alicia Botes

On that note, another question is why do humans (sometimes) find each other's natural body odor repulsive?

Jul 13th
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blanketfromspace

this episode was amazing oh my god

Jul 12th
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Shadowstorm Vash

Good luck topping this episode, poor bob

Jul 9th
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Kitt Bitt

As a person who works at Lowe’s I can definitely say we don’t really answer the phone. It’s mostly cause we’re understaffed and running around helping others. As far as I know, every Lowe’s is like that

Jul 8th
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Royal Icequeen

just started listening and omg nair hurts and i can totally see this for some reason.

Jul 5th
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