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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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3Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
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As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
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It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
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New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
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Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
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Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
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[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
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Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
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Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
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If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
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There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
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Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
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Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
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Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
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Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
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Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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f off
where was the Shakira lyrics
please dont ream me oh god no stop
isn't this supposed to be Bob hosting?
I have been distracted
prior o the salt talk I was walking around my kitchen looking for a salty snack cause I was craving it and I feel both seen and called out for my love of salt.
Secretary of Defense: Resurrected Bruce Lee
Rage. I, as a 5 foot 4 inch female, would have fought those men... unacceptable.... I would've gone for their jugular with my teeth. Fuck those guys.
they did predict aliens visiting so precisely
the episode was great and all but it feels like it's missing something... some mud perhaps.
Circumcision is also meant as a method of maintaining health in the male genitals.
as a banker, this episode hurt, lol
Isn't Markiplier a FUCKING MILLIONAIRE? Pay the locksmith, you pathetic bitch.
If i wanted to listen to old buys I'll go relisyen old episodes. would rather we get no episodes than thus low effort slop
That sounds like such a fun challenge! I’d love to see how they interact—solving https://riddlemastery.com/ riddles while keeping up with rhymes would make for an entertaining conversation!
an actual minute of silence would have been preferable to the unnerving sounds
Only Reason I Downloaded The App
"listeners why are you even still trying?" becuase hearing yall loose your shit is still funny sans visuals
on marks prop hunt episode they talk about boners a lot and they make a joke about bobs boners! NOW IT'S A REAL THING NO WAAAY
Bicycling Bears Better Beware of Bouncing Boulders