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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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3Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
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[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
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Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
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Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
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If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
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There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
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Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
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Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
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Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
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Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
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Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
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Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
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The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
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Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
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Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
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Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
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You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
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I have been distracted
prior o the salt talk I was walking around my kitchen looking for a salty snack cause I was craving it and I feel both seen and called out for my love of salt.
Secretary of Defense: Resurrected Bruce Lee
Rage. I, as a 5 foot 4 inch female, would have fought those men... unacceptable.... I would've gone for their jugular with my teeth. Fuck those guys.
they did predict aliens visiting so precisely
the episode was great and all but it feels like it's missing something... some mud perhaps.
Circumcision is also meant as a method of maintaining health in the male genitals.
as a banker, this episode hurt, lol
Isn't Markiplier a FUCKING MILLIONAIRE? Pay the locksmith, you pathetic bitch.
If i wanted to listen to old buys I'll go relisyen old episodes. would rather we get no episodes than thus low effort slop
That sounds like such a fun challenge! I’d love to see how they interact—solving https://riddlemastery.com/ riddles while keeping up with rhymes would make for an entertaining conversation!
an actual minute of silence would have been preferable to the unnerving sounds
Only Reason I Downloaded The App
"listeners why are you even still trying?" becuase hearing yall loose your shit is still funny sans visuals
on marks prop hunt episode they talk about boners a lot and they make a joke about bobs boners! NOW IT'S A REAL THING NO WAAAY
Bicycling Bears Better Beware of Bouncing Boulders
I ALSO very specifically mix up Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal! The occupy the same brain cell in my mind. I can usually only think of one's name at a time. Also, when I was younger, I did the same thing with Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler, and Chris Rock and Chris Tucker.
two bards, one potion
lol
This episode is a perfect example of what I love about Distractible!