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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Top 10 Things

Top 10 Things

2024-12-0257:38

Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade For President

Wade For President

2024-11-2901:05:42

Together, we can Make America Wade Again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Florida or No Florida?

Florida or No Florida?

2024-11-2553:351

Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)

Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)

2024-11-2258:151

Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Election Episode

The Election Episode

2024-11-1852:293

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Is Sopping

Wade Is Sopping

2024-11-1541:032

Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Get Mad Libs

Get Mad Libs

2024-11-1146:463

Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Edutainment!

Edutainment!

2024-11-0857:571

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Definitely Real Things

Definitely Real Things

2024-11-0148:212

The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Never Hug Your Teacher

Never Hug Your Teacher

2024-10-2856:253

Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Movie Villain Awards

Movie Villain Awards

2024-10-2558:273

Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
QUITTER!

QUITTER!

2024-10-1857:474

You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Parlor Games

Parlor Games

2024-10-1447:022

It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Try New Things

Try New Things

2024-10-0701:02:004

The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What Song Do You See?

What Song Do You See?

2024-10-0456:064

Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Most Cursed Moments

The Most Cursed Moments

2024-09-3001:02:375

With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Sean Rosenau

Secretary of Defense: Resurrected Bruce Lee

Dec 1st
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Jill Leak

Rage. I, as a 5 foot 4 inch female, would have fought those men... unacceptable.... I would've gone for their jugular with my teeth. Fuck those guys.

Nov 24th
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the nomad of nowhere

they did predict aliens visiting so precisely

Nov 21st
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Dashimi

the episode was great and all but it feels like it's missing something... some mud perhaps.

Nov 7th
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Shannon Isgrig

Circumcision is also meant as a method of maintaining health in the male genitals.

Oct 24th
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ali pinzon

as a banker, this episode hurt, lol

Oct 8th
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Sean Rosenau

Isn't Markiplier a FUCKING MILLIONAIRE? Pay the locksmith, you pathetic bitch.

Oct 7th
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Becky Manry

If i wanted to listen to old buys I'll go relisyen old episodes. would rather we get no episodes than thus low effort slop

Oct 4th
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Alex Sky

That sounds like such a fun challenge! I’d love to see how they interact—solving https://riddlemastery.com/ riddles while keeping up with rhymes would make for an entertaining conversation!

Sep 28th
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Becky Manry

an actual minute of silence would have been preferable to the unnerving sounds

Sep 21st
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Jonathan Fancher

Only Reason I Downloaded The App

Sep 15th
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Becky Manry

"listeners why are you even still trying?" becuase hearing yall loose your shit is still funny sans visuals

Sep 14th
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scrambled eggs

on marks prop hunt episode they talk about boners a lot and they make a joke about bobs boners! NOW IT'S A REAL THING NO WAAAY

Aug 30th
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Sean Rosenau

Bicycling Bears Better Beware of Bouncing Boulders

Aug 3rd
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Steel Books

I ALSO very specifically mix up Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal! The occupy the same brain cell in my mind. I can usually only think of one's name at a time. Also, when I was younger, I did the same thing with Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler, and Chris Rock and Chris Tucker.

Jul 29th
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SarahN Dipity

two bards, one potion

Jul 2nd
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Wyatt Stewart

lol

Jun 24th
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Corcelim

This episode is a perfect example of what I love about Distractible!

Jun 7th
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Graeme Alexander

Ep 2-17 seem to have disappeared...

May 18th
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The ripper

dude y do they almost miss over mark not cool and they got made at him when he Play them #Justiceformark

Mar 18th
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