Distractible

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

02-14

58:15

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

02-10

01:00:07

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

02-07

53:58

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

02-03

01:02:21

Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-31

47:12

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-27

58:14

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-24

01:07:17

Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-20

01:00:34

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-10

50:30

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-06

47:35

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-03

47:46

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-30

54:40

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-27

57:33

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-23

01:04:32

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices