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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Dreams & Nightmares

Dreams & Nightmares

2021-09-1356:2811

The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.
How Dare You

How Dare You

2021-09-0659:053

Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.
Oh Sh*t Moments

Oh Sh*t Moments

2021-08-3058:085

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...
Future

Future

2021-08-1601:05:236

This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?
Happy Funerals

Happy Funerals

2021-08-0950:283

Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!
Kids Are Stupid

Kids Are Stupid

2021-08-0201:04:4612

The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
Perfect Crime

Perfect Crime

2021-07-2601:03:037

This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
Synchronicity

Synchronicity

2021-07-1958:338

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
Hold My Beer

Hold My Beer

2021-07-1201:00:3510

Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
Conventions

Conventions

2021-07-0546:544

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
Bob's Fridge

Bob's Fridge

2021-06-2853:4324

Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.
Supernatural

Supernatural

2021-06-2152:159

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!
Fake Tech

Fake Tech

2021-06-1456:098

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
Camping

Camping

2021-06-0752:5810

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
Transportation

Transportation

2021-05-3155:4710

Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...
Body Odor

Body Odor

2021-05-2445:2010

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
Hair

Hair

2021-05-1746:5125

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
Trailer: Distractible

Trailer: Distractible

2021-05-1401:248

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Lucky & Clover

I once had a nightmare where I was standing infrount of my door way, door open. And beyond my door frame was complete black, just a void of nothing. But from the void, I heard my mom calling my name, over and over again. As she called my name, I tried to go to her, but I wasn't able to move. So with this new found knowledge, I tried to yell to her that I couldn't move, but no noise came out of my mouth that wouldn't open. So after a few minutes of me trying to go to her or call out, my mom stops calling my name and a distorted, messed up version of her rushes at me from the void beyond the door frame, and when she reaches me, I wake up

Sep 16th
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Gabriel Plume

Bob was this close to saying "toss your rabbit"

Sep 16th
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Shadowstorm Vash

Thanks for the imagery of floating chainsaw face man. Reeeealy appreciate it.

Sep 15th
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Hank J. Wimbleton

I'm listening again because it's so damn funny

Sep 14th
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EL1AS

So is Bob able to read a book and get what he is reading or are they just words for him?

Sep 13th
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Vicky H

Awesome podcast!! This episode has made me want to watch "The Science of Sleep" again 🖤💜

Sep 13th
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blanketfromspace

honestly most of my dreams nightmares now and idk why. it's basically the same thing as mark explained about his own. it's weird hahah

Sep 13th
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Hank J. Wimbleton

I had a dream when I was 10 and I was being chased through a forest by this weird creature and when it finally grabbed me I woke up terrified but then I realized I wasn't awake and the creature pounced on me on my own bed which woke me up again even more scared

Sep 13th
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Graeme Alexander

Best one yet ..

Sep 13th
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scrambled eggs

beautiful

Sep 11th
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scrambled eggs

hey bob hows your fridge

Sep 10th
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BulletBoi117

z.

Sep 9th
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Alex Quinn

I had a similar convo with a teacher that Wade had in Philosophy of Sports. I was taking a class over the summer where a teacher forgot about our class and used a textbook that was unavailable for some reason. Since it was all online with no actual course, I emailed him saying “I feel like I’ve wasted time and money on this course and may have to drop to save my gpa”

Sep 9th
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Reptile Ferret

please does anyone know why he needed the straw i need to know

Sep 6th
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EL1AS

This reminds me of the chewing gum they had in the MREs that I use to eat in the Marines. Have you running to the john within minutes.

Sep 1st
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Reptile Ferret

weird white spots? lmao Mark just straight up ate mold

Aug 30th
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Gabriel Plume

Did they forget to put the intro on?

Aug 30th
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ID22318836

I love it

Aug 30th
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Sasquatch Plays

communism?

Aug 27th
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Jester Blackguarde

in this episode: Wade "invents" active noise canceling.

Aug 25th
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