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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Council of Distractible

The Council of Distractible

2024-02-1901:11:014

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Games

Wade Games

2024-02-1659:522

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Wins (Part 2)

Wade Wins (Part 2)

2024-02-1249:332

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test

Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test

2024-02-0954:216

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I CAN FLY!

I CAN FLY!

2024-02-0550:313

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Squid Game Too

Squid Game Too

2024-02-0250:363

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chess 3

Chess 3

2024-01-2901:14:072

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We're Getting Older

We're Getting Older

2024-01-2644:342

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Wins

Wade Wins

2024-01-2241:352

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How Do You Know?

How Do You Know?

2024-01-1556:315

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Gifts, Holes, and Powers

Gifts, Holes, and Powers

2024-01-1249:153

Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We Forgot To Stretch

We Forgot To Stretch

2024-01-0540:134

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
New Year, New Brain

New Year, New Brain

2024-01-0157:124

Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We Hate Christmas

We Hate Christmas

2023-12-2957:244

Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
That's Stupid, Let's Do It

That's Stupid, Let's Do It

2023-12-2201:00:285

Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Evil League of Evil

Evil League of Evil

2023-12-1847:365

Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Clarice Adams

Hearing Bob say Golden Freddy is F tier for meaning nothing to the franchise hurts bc of how wrong it is. Yes it could have meant nothing initially, but Golden Feddy is majorly important

Feb 19th
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whats with all the short jokes at mark? the mans 5"10 IM FRICKIN 5"2!!!! theres a short joke 🤡

Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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someone cool

im so glad smn finaly said smth abt "i could care less" i can sleep peacefully now

Jan 30th
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Jill Leak

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Chad Wilfong

Nice Dr.Horrible reference Voldemort

Jan 5th
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Shannon Isgrig

I know a guy who has this so badly, he will get insanely angry whenever he hears a loud smacking sound. Exaggerated smacking (like eating food too loud) will put him in a rage enough to want to punch people.

Dec 11th
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Crazy Fuz

I agree with Wade when he says that philosophy should be the one thing we teach everyone. I wonder if we were to teach philosophy and morality to everyone if it would decrease terrorism/racism and any form of hate or hate groups. I think a lot of hate does stem from people who are incredibly self centered (self focused?), they do not think beyond their own beliefs. They do not have the capacity to "be wrong". It would be interesting to see.

Dec 8th
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Wyatt Stewart

heh lol, first.

Nov 25th
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Sean Rosenau

My favorite episode so far. They definitely to delve into 'scary' more often.

Nov 24th
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Clarice Adams

As someone with Tripofobia, I sympathize with Mark

Nov 3rd
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Антон Злобин

As a car guy, exited for Bob’s car news 👍🏻

Oct 31st
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Artemis nightshade

the orphan, the omen I think both have orphans on them

Oct 25th
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Jakob Lindberg

Is Mark editing a movie, or is he just buying cables for hdd?......

Sep 25th
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Autumn Cousineau

Really love how Bob pissed his pants to play DnD

Sep 12th
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