Divine Naples Podcast

#458-Beth Petrunoff– People of Divine Naples – Council Member – City of Naples

#457 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS HERE – something old ends and something new starts. Give a listen and stay in know     Episode #457 – October 2nd.  2023

#441 Divine day is in Divine Naples even on September 11th! We remember all and we pay respect. Matt speaks with hands like an Italian, has orange hair, hillbilly accent but he is an Irish. Sand squeaks and we know why. We paid 10 M for sand and it’s gone now. Rich said we need to use superglue. Matt has no chance of another life after his current performance. Drive barefoot …yes or no? Meet all candidates for Police chief they will be having a doughnut party on Friday. Episode #441 – September 11th.  2023

#439 Matt got a free pass from doctors so he dug in to German cake quickly. Rich thinks he had to pay off all doctors because he knows he is broken beyond the fixing point. Army story will explain what not to do to your wife in the car. Someone closed his wife’s hand in the door of the car so he doesn’t have to go to the theater. Simply news you can use in 10 years. Iron Curtain did not allow teddy bears. –  Episode #439 – September 9th.  2023

#438 Rich had a 5 sec shock because of numbers. Matt has something wrong with him because he gave up on German Cake and German whipped cream. Story from Iron Curtin right at the start includes Mom getting rid of Rich for 25 cents. Iron Curtain TV shuts down at midnight because they were feeding chickens through the screen. Speed of  Hurricane Lee is down 1 MPH. Our City closed one eye on over 200 citations and law breakers. Rich is expecting toilet paper rolled lower when they pull the plug on him. 95 restaurants are sizzling. 420 puffers are out of control because they are puffing too much and you can smell it far away  –  Episode #438 – September 8th.  2023

#437 Afterhumpday show triggers idea to rename all of the days in the Calendar and the clock as well since Rich works 28 hrs. a day. How you change HIS-tory and how books were dismissed and burned after loud BANG. Matt wants to run for office but before that he wants to be on a calendar. Hamster wheel can get you arrested if you want to cross the Atlantic in it. –  Episode #437 – September 7th.  2023

#436 Matt and Rich are ROLLING ! Matt put salad on half of the pig. That way he can say he eats healthy. Rich heard Jesus is arriving via spaceship because he didn’t know SPIRIT has good deals on tickets. Naples starts sizzling so get your gloves on. Rich’s 9 y/o brother was picked up by KGB and no one at the bus station said anything. PEOPLE listen to stories from behind the IRON CURTAIN and Learn –  Episode #436 – September 6th.  2023

#435 – Someone is stealing pens in our office. Matt does not use envelopes and Rich used to use them behind curtain to bring them to government workers. Bear with no teeth is under bed staining carpet green and red like a Christmas. Matt is expanding his family and he puts them in Naples ZOO for good reason. One of them is a grandmother. Episode #435 – September 5th.  2023

#434 – We Labor on Labor day! World would stop if Rich stops working !! Matt is a creation of God but Rich is a piece of him doing his work. Nothing happens if one of them doesn’t do it. Eye lids are the most inspected part of Matts body and Walmart visit is the only exercise he has. Zero talk to number eight. – Episode #434 – September 4th.  2023

#433 – Carl Osburn – People of Divine Naples – The BEST Barbeque Master in SWFL that been rubbing the meats over 20 years with secret spices, love and gentle hands. His KNOW HOW brought lot of people together around his Table with slab of ribs. THANK YOU CARL

#432 – Columbians returned Matt back to sender after breakfast! Rich is happy to have him back. Another Buffet is gone but this is not food related. LOVE comes in a pink BOX full of unhealthy stuff. Rich has the white German whipped cream that kills all the calories, “perfection of German engineering”. Matt lost another part of his brain Episode #432 – September 2nd.  2023

#431 – Matt came in the studio with an orange head and almost killed Rich. Dating a Columbian is serious business especially when she is on the east coast. Rich spent sunset with Matt 2 and Matt 1 got jealous. We have an informant from the inside and Matt called him a rat. Watch the turtles when you are walking on the beach. Idalia stole sand and we think we know where she put it. Episode #431 – September 1st.  2023

#430 – Plan your Christmas Shopping and find out what happened to Santa in front of Rich’s house. Matt does not know everything about Rich, but he is learning more daily. Secret B-Day party was canceled learn why. Matt’s thumb is on Rich’s hand and gets hit with a hammer all the time. Episode #430 – August 31st.  2023

#429 – Hurricane created an earful for the school districts. Common sense needed to be applied! A 600 pound gorilla was in one room and had great ideas. We are in hurricane season so don’t be surprised when you have water on the road. Geniuses were swimming in canals and paddle boarding on the streets. Chris Cuomo has a picture with Rich – Episode #429 – August 30th.  2023

#428 Hurricane NOT Hurricane is here! Matt appointed Rich as a six star General of world opinions and Rich does not care about his opinion. Rich wants to buy an elephant so Matt can start a circus because he would be the BEST carnival barker. Chuck Norris was with us and Rich is not going to preschool reunion after 30 years because he gained more than 100 pounds and his ears are still red from the Slap Fest – Episode #428 – August 29th.  2023

#427 – Pre – hurricane show — Matt didn’t get the memo that Black coffee matters and invented a new drink the Tai Chi and he changed his diet to salads, potato chips and ice cream. Rich wanted to send Matt to our Divine Spa. Matt invented a new service called Flexology. Devil got arrested on possession and another plumber has bit the dust. – Episode #427 – August 28th.  2023

#426 – Donald DeVoe – Patriotic Business man, surfer, car lover, philanthropist, family man and part time Santa Claus. Very loving person that for the last 55 years helped change Naples into Divine Naples and we are very grateful for it. Enjoy another story from “People of Divine Naples” – Episode #425 – August 27th.  2023

#425 – Matt has tadpoles in his baby pool and he uses them to get his pedicure done. Rich looked after him when he tried to date an Easter European. Now he is back in the Columbian market. Rich had a huge competition in his class 30 boys and only one girl. Rich was beaten with a violin stick a lot and pulled by the hair. Matt wants to date Santa’s daughter but Rich thinks the right woman is waiting for him in Kentucky. – Episode #425 – August 26th.  2023

#424 – No Monkey wrench in the engine. Today you will enjoy a smooth ride. Rich created the one and only way to make clean energy that works all the time, it’s free and has no exhaust except an occasional back fire here and there. RICH IS A GENIUS! Matt is a Head case and he knows it. $ 3000 can be a great investment for not making you smarter. – Episode #424 – August 25th.  2023

#423 – Matt is not into numbers anymore. He’s interested in pizza and shanks and cleaning dirt behind his fingernails after he buries somebody. Rich is blame- shifting grandma today. Matt ended under the bus and a rat did it. Rich is a great manager. He manages traffic. Stones were thrown so brace yourself. How about 10 dollars for lunch?? – Episode #423 – August 24rd.  2023