Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is?

WE’RE BACK! In this episode, we call Harlem to get permission to call Nebraska because the state bird of Nebraska is the Western Meadowlark and there was a Harlem Globetrotter named Meadowlark Lemon. But before we call the lovely state of Nebraska, we listen to and sing some Billy Joel songs. When we call Nebraska, we talk to lots of record stores and ask them if they know who Jason Segal is. This is a fun episode, so enjoy it and tell all your friends and family to catch up on the episodes before it’s too late. If you want to chat with like minded Segal Heads, check out the reddit page DYKWJSI. Peace and love peace and love.

Hi guys, this is Nick & Brendon. We apologize on the lateness of this episode, but you get what you pay for. We hope you enjoy this episode where we call Alaska and ask about J.S. We talk about how Nick met Jason in real life, then we continue with our secret garden/sneaky theme for the episode. It might be the best episode of DYKWJSI, who knows? But it’s guaranteed better than any episode of any other podcast out there. ENJOY IT! PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE

Brendon and Nick cover the song "Secret Garden" as a tribute to New Jersey. 

Ladies and germs, this is the best podcast ever recorded. Coming in at just under an hour, Nick and Brendon call NJ to see if they KWJSI and talk to a lady who has a whole van full of hula dancers, they get yelled at by a couple folks, they listen to some Springsteen, they record a cover of “Secret Garden”, then we get some info on how to throw a “Secret Garden” themed party with lots of hiding spots and sneaky spots. They also try and find out which dances are the sneakiest. This is a sneaky episode, so make sure you listen to the whole thing. It’s a tricky episode that tries to trick you a couple times. THIS SHOULD BE THE #1 PODCAST ON ITUNES. Only 21 episodes left. You’re gonna be so sad when we’re gone. ENJOY!

Joe Montana was a great football player, and the state of Montana is a great state to call and ask if they know who Jason Segel is. Brendon reads some Yelp reviews and calls his live-in lover Amanda, then the guys call a bunch of nice people in Montana to find out if they know who Jason Segel is, if it’s appropriate for Nick to refer to women as “chicks”, and what the back part of your thigh is called. Only 22 episodes left, so enjoy it while you can. Every episode will be permanently deleted the week after episode 52 drops! We’re all just traveling through space in a spaceship called Earth, so be nice to each other and subscribe, rate, review the show. Or don’t! Who cares?!

Like a thief in the night, here’s DYKWJSI episode 29. We call a record store to get permission to call the state of Maine to see if they know who Jason Segel is. We also ask a diner that Nick ate in once if Samuel L. Jackson ever ate there. We ask a lot of restaurants that. We get into math dyslexia and a bunch of other fun stuff. This may be the best episode yet, which is saying a lot since they’re all great. ALSO a comic book store guy introduces us to our new favorite band MUNICIPAL WASTE- check them out! Nick is on tour with Michael Ian Black this month (who makes an appearance on this episode) get tickets at nickthune.com. This is the best comedy podcast on the web. Rate+Review+Subscribe. Only 23 episodes left!

Suck the head off a crawdaddy because this episode of DYKWJSI heads to Louisiana! Apologies for BW’a snotty sniveling- he’s not made for this world and gets sick every week now. Nick is healthy...for now. In this installment, the guys talk to the welcome center and a bunch of bars on Bourbon Street. Timmy & Tommy Towers (wrestling’s The Twin Towers) join in on the fun and then they talk about the #metoo movement with a bartender regarding the throwing of beads at ladies. ONLY 24 EPISODES LEFT OF THIS PODCAST,, SO GET ON BOARD! Subscribe + Rate + Review + tell a friend :)

Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd- get it? We call Massachusetts in this episode of DYKWJSI after getting permission from a pie man to do so. We call hair salons to see if washing your hair with bar soap prevents you from going bald, then we meet some new DYKWJSI characters- the wrestling duo called The Twin Towers and a smaller wrestler named Tiny Tommy who call some places because they need to get waxed before their big wrestling matches. We’re more than halfway done folks, so enjoy this groundbreaking podcast while you can!

Better late than never, and this episode of DYKWJSI was totally worth the wait. Brendon & Nick call a Ben & Jerry’s store, make some commercials, then they call Vermont and find out about hemorrhoid lasers. We want to know if you can use a hemorrhoid laser on your eye for Lazik. We also need to get Nick’s deaf brother’s hemorrhoids lasered off. We call some engineering firms to find out what engineers do too. This is a great episode, make all your friends listen to it.

Happy Thursday, Walsh Army & Looney Thunes. Here’s a fresh ep for you to dig on. We kick it off by talking to JOHN LEGEND, then we do what could be a double Wyoming because we don’t know if we already called Wyoming. We talk to so many nice people in this episode, it’s ridiculous. We start with the Welcome Center, then talk to a Laser Tag place, roller skating rink, then a bunch of gun ranges. No matter how you slice it, this episode is an instant classic! Subscribe + Rate + Review. PEACE!

Ladies & Gentlemen & Trans & Everything Else, welcome to episode 24 of DYKWJSI. Sorry for the delay in releasing this ep, but BW had a brutal flu for a week and the boys couldn’t record a podcast. In this episode we order a pizza and have it delivered at the top of the ep, then we call Delaware, where we ask everyone if they know. You know. We call some pizza places, a mall store, a camping store and we talk to the pizza delivery guy (who is a lady!) when our pizza arrives. This is a great episode of the most original, groundbreaking podcast ever invented. Get in on the ground floor, because this podcast will be popular in the future because it’s way ahead of its time. We’re available on Spotify now too. ENJOY!

Hola, Segel Heads! In this episode Nick & Brendon call North Carolina to rent some bouncy houses for their dogs and elderly people, then they talk to a barber shop, some boat places to rent a speed boat for them to cheat on their wives on, and a recording studio to record their new favorite song a capella. We have a new favorite tune that you all have to hear. You’re going to laugh so hard you piss yourselves on this one, folks. Also, we ask people if they know who Jason Segel is. THIS IS THE BEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. GET WITH IT.

Nick wants to take a vacation in The Golden State of California, so he and Brendon call a surf shop, the Golden Gate Bridge, Disneyland, and some Hollywood agencies. Brendon raps. What else is there to say? This is an episode for the ages!

Better late than never! We call the beautiful state of Michigan in this episode and talk to  some hookah places and learn about hookah and Eminem. Then we call some places  to get our Nissan Pulsar and Lamborghini Countach customized with secret hatches,  ejection seats, and TVs. Finally we call the phone company to get the text messages  from our mistresses masked so our wives don’t catch us cheating on them

In this episode we call the lovely state of Georgia and speak with office furniture places so we can find a new desk for our law firm and give away tickets to Family Feud. These are the most pleasant people we’ve ever spoken with so far! Nick and Brendon are both doing shows in San Diego this weekend at different places, so get tickets at brendonwalsh.com or nickthune.com. This is a really fun episode. ENJOY!