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We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond.
Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
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James Howard was using an empty Budweiser can to "answer nature's call" while driving his Chevy Suburban in Missoula, Montana. It didn't go well. He got distracted and rear-ended another vehicle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The problem with thinking on your feet is, sometimes, you don't think things all the way through. Like the husband in Russia who didn't want to go shopping with his wife so he made up a story about his car being stolen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21-year-old Yazmin Erazo really wanted to get to Little Caesars before they closed last Thursday night. It doesn't sound like she got there in time because police stopped her for going 107 mph in a 55. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
After leasing a new vehicle, a salesperson at Fette Kia in Clifton, NJ offered to return Laura Halen's Jeep Wrangler to the dealership she leased it from. Instead he kept it, drove in it, and apparently was living in it when police found him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
There are certain things you should share with your landlord when you move out; anything broken, any plumbing issues, any snakes that escaped. Usual stuff. Nicole Jones had been living in her new place for a MONTH when she stumbled across the previous tenant's ball python coiled up on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jimmie Glover might be able to predict the future. His costume this Halloween was a "locked up" inmate. That's what he was wearing when cops pulled him over for a DUI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jauan Mason (kind of) robbed a bank in Alliance, Ohio. All they gave him were singles, so the bag the teller handed him only had about $400 in it. When cops caught up with Jauan, he asked them to deposit the cash into his jail commissary account. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today's Dum Dum is 47-year-old Rebecca Santa. All we're saying is this ... if your name is Santa, don't do anything dumb right before Christmas, like drive drunk with a child in the car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A 28-year-old man in Germany fell out a pub window around 11:00 in the evening and landed in the yard of a neighboring butcher shop. He had to call for help due to his injuries but somehow managed to help himself to some sausages inside the shop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Officer Matthew Jackson of the Detroit Police Department appeared via Zoom as part of a reckless driving and public intoxication case. Why he wasn't wearing pants is anyone's guess but there he was, way too far from the camera, so everyone saw his "legal briefs." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31-year-old Aaron Thompson took out some frustration on the pumpkins outside a Target in Largo, FL.It was the middle of the night, but security cameras caught the carnage as Aaron destroyed 80 pumpkins worth around $500. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man in Brazil claimed he was carjacked, stuffed in the trunk of his Porsche 911 Carrera, driven to a remote location, and left inside while his car was set on fire. The only camera for miles, set up by a rural farmer, caught the man setting his own car ablaze for the insurance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
50-year-old Cory Nickerson was caught on surveillance cameras sneaking his way into the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office and allegedly assaulting two dispatchers. What really stood out was Cory's "attire". He was wearing a hat ... and a Speedo. This was in New Hampshire?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
76-year-old John Moss was apparently trying to throw police off the scent. Despite the sign hanging on the front of his house that said "Absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises" detectives found plenty inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Curiosity got the best of 74-year-old Mohan Lal from Konchi, India. He faked his own death to find out who would attend his funeral and grieve him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man named Michael Jackson, but not THE Michael Jackson, was driving a stolen Chevy Silverado in Crawford County, Kansas when he ran out of gas. He stopped by another man's house to ask for help but ALSO asked the homeowner to "not call the cops." Cops were called anyway 'cause that's a weird thing to say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3 men in their early 20's hopped the fence at Playland Amusement Park in Rye, New York to steal 200 stuffed carnival prizes. First, they entered a control room and cut cables, thinking they were taking out the park's security cameras. They were wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A 70-year-old Italian man was caught running a long, long con to collect over a MILLION dollars in disability. It was going pretty well until he forgot he was supposed to be blind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He got his Blizzard, then he got arrested. 40-year-old Elijah Reagan started the night by shooting off mortar fireworks in his apartment, starting a fire spread to 8 other units. A high-speed chase followed, and THAT was the beginning of a 4-hour armed standoff with police. It finally ended when Elijah got what he really wanted...a meal, with Blizzard, from Dairy Queen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jordan Cotto got in a verbal confrontation last Friday night in Largo, FL. Things got messy, literally, when Jordan retrieved a cheeseburger from his vehicle and whipped it, hitting another man in the shoulder. And now we know you can get arrested in Florida for that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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