Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond. Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.

All He Wore To the Fight Was A Baseball Cap & A Speedo

50-year-old Cory Nickerson was caught on surveillance cameras sneaking his way into the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office and allegedly assaulting two dispatchers. What really stood out was Cory's "attire". He was wearing a hat ... and a Speedo. This was in New Hampshire?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-24
01:43

"Oh, The Sign Says "Absolutely NO Drugs Allowed," I Read That Wrong"

76-year-old John Moss was apparently trying to throw police off the scent. Despite the sign hanging on the front of his house that said "Absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises" detectives found plenty inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-23
01:30

Ever Wondered How Big Your Funeral Will Be? This Guy Couldn't Wait To Find Out.

Curiosity got the best of 74-year-old Mohan Lal from Konchi, India. He faked his own death to find out who would attend his funeral and grieve him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-22
01:54

Michael Jackson Arrested For Stealing A Truck In Kansas

A man named Michael Jackson, but not THE Michael Jackson, was driving a stolen Chevy Silverado in Crawford County, Kansas when he ran out of gas. He stopped by another man's house to ask for help but ALSO asked the homeowner to "not call the cops." Cops were called anyway 'cause that's a weird thing to say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-21
01:46

Twenty-Somethings Steal 200 Stuffed Animals From Amusement Park

3 men in their early 20's hopped the fence at Playland Amusement Park in Rye, New York to steal 200 stuffed carnival prizes. First, they entered a control room and cut cables, thinking they were taking out the park's security cameras. They were wrong.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-20
01:58

Man Faked Blindness For 53 Years To Claim Disability, Now He's Seen The Light

A 70-year-old Italian man was caught running a long, long con to collect over a MILLION dollars in disability. It was going pretty well until he forgot he was supposed to be blind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-16
01:52

This Guy's One Demand To End 4-Hour Armed Stand-Off Was A DQ Blizzard

He got his Blizzard, then he got arrested. 40-year-old Elijah Reagan started the night by shooting off mortar fireworks in his apartment, starting a fire spread to 8 other units. A high-speed chase followed, and THAT was the beginning of a 4-hour armed standoff with police. It finally ended when Elijah got what he really wanted...a meal, with Blizzard, from Dairy Queen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-15
02:27

Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Someone With A Cheeseburger In Drive-By Burgering

Jordan Cotto got in a verbal confrontation last Friday night in Largo, FL. Things got messy, literally, when Jordan retrieved a cheeseburger from his vehicle and whipped it, hitting another man in the shoulder. And now we know you can get arrested in Florida for that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-14
02:06

Grandpa Robs Store So He Can Join His Grandson In Prison

A 60-year-old retired firefighter robbed a local grocery store but had NO intention of getting away with it. He wanted to be arrested and sent to prison to protect his grandson, who was already serving time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-13
01:57

Why Are Police In England Looking For Morgan Freeman? Wait, There's ANOTHER Morgan Freeman?

Yes, it's true. Police in Somerset County in England are seeking the public's help in locating Morgan Freeman. THEIR Morgan Freeman is a "white male, 5'4', of slim build with brown/ginger hair and beard."  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-10
01:45

When You Break Into The Home Of An MMA Fighter, You Get What You Deserve

After tipping back a few at a local club, Austin Caresani says he went looking for a friend's house. He picked the wrong one and paid for it with a beating from the guy inside, MMA Fighter Henny Rojas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-09
01:56

"Hey, ChatGPT, Can I Go To Jail For This Crime? Asking For A Friend"

If you're going to consult with artificial intelligence to see if a crime would result in jail time, do it BEFORE you commit the crime, not after.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-03
01:52

Robbery Suspect Walks Into The Shot Of TV Crew Covering The Robbery Suspect

It's like Richard Applequist was just waiting for his cue. While an Idaho Springs, CO TV reporter was on location giving a description of a robbery suspect (Richard), guess who walked RIGHT into the shot?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-02
01:49

If You Call Your Hubby To Come Get You When You Get A DUI, Make Sure He's Not Drunk Too

It started when Kaila was arrested for suspicion of DUI after committing multiple traffic violations. She called her husband, Matthew, to come get her ... which he did, except HE was drunk, too and got a DUI all his own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-01
01:48

Can You Outrun A Police Horse? Neigh.

42-year-old Joseph Ramirez was arrested after being approached by two officers on horseback, members of the Lubbock Mounted Patrol Unit. One officer made a joke that his horse could smell narcotics, but Joseph didn't get it and took off running. The horse won that race.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-30
01:47

Target Shoplifter Ramps It Up A Notch By Swallowing His Stash

Tevin Haywood had quite the day in Marlborogh, Massachusetts. It started with shoplifting from Target. It ended with being arrested for drug possession and tampering with evidence because, when cops arrived for the shoplifting, Tevin shoved multiple plastic sandwich bags filled with drugs in his mouth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-25
01:40

Man Arrested After Ordering What Some Would Consider "Murder Supplies" Through DoorDash

A DoorDash driver thought it would be a good idea to call police after delivering trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, etc... to a motel room in Sweetwater, TX. It only got more odd from there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-24
02:04

Drunk Florida Woman Going The Wrong Way On The Interstate Said Her Husband Was Driving, He Wasn't Even In The Car

Authorities had to execute a PIT maneuver to get Kristian Beall to stop driving the wrong way on a Florida interstate. Even though she was the only one in the car, she told the cops her "husband was driving" her home.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-17
01:50

Drunk Florida Girl Really Wanted A 'Baconator', Too Bad She Was Standing In A Popeyes Drive-Thru

Things got hinky for a guy in a Fort Lauderdale, FL Popeyes drive-thru the other night when a drunk girl interrupted his pick-up and demanded a Baconater. Odd considering those are only available at Wendy's. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-16
01:56

New York Driver Arrested For Brake Checking An Ambulance Out On A Call

47-year-old Terrill Osborne thought it'd be a good idea to express his road rage by getting in the path of the vehicle that had passed him. That vehicle was an ambulance responding to a call, lights and all. Terrill was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-15
01:51

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