Dogs, Dildos, and Disappointment

My mom was being a miserable hag today. Is it something that we can choose? Hi mom!

We all see these weird fake versions of vaginas, if we accepted that all our pussies are a little jacked we might start being ok with who we are. Sorry I accidentally cut this off early and can’t figure out how to undo it. I won’t get high and drunk before I record next time.