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Sports betting on everything but the sports of sports.
Our hosts make fictional lines and spend fictional money to see who can become the real winner. Each week, the hosts (and any prospective guests) bet fictional money and real pride on any of the fictional lines presented on that week’s episode.
Our hosts make fictional lines and spend fictional money to see who can become the real winner. Each week, the hosts (and any prospective guests) bet fictional money and real pride on any of the fictional lines presented on that week’s episode.
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With that, another season in the bag. Kyle and Austin gently recap the year and talk sports media narratives.Final Scores on the Season:KYLE $14390 / AUSTIN $9562Our top guests:1) Mike Keith $18002) Jay Light $1551.823) Chris Rongey $1400
Andrew Perloff, our only guest to net a cool ZERO dollars this year betting, is back to place some bets on the Super Bowl. Very real, very fake bets for a very good, very fake charity.
T-Swift Versus the Groupchat
The Big Uh-Oh
Halftime Cameos Versus Former Titans
and more!
Tony Squares joins the guys to drop some very real, very fake bets on the most prestigious week of the NFL Season: Pro Bowl Week. Who Wins Dodgeball?Does Anyone Care?Tug-of-Bore...
And Kyle slightly extends his lead on Austin in the overall year.
Matt Hamilton (Up & Adams Show with Kay Adams) joins the guys to place some bets on the NFL's final four!
- Over/Under Allen Mahomes Flops
- Burnt End and Wing Cook Temps v Yardage
- Tres Way v Kevin Durant Totals
and more!
Plus, Austin gains some on Kyle, and Trey Wingo lost a TON betting that an Eagles fan would, well, be an Eagles fan.
Trey Wingo joins the guys to place some VERY stupid wagers on very real games, with very fake cash.
Austin's Exes versus Texans
Animals versus People
Taylor Swift Shot Chiefs Media Multiplier
and more!
Plus, Austin gains a bit on Kyle, overall! Is he close? Not particularly.
Connor Willey joins the guys to place some bets down on NFL Wildcard Weekend! Really real, very fake bets.
24/7 Bars in New Orleans
Fox-y Sports Network
Common First Names
+more!
Plus, Kyle extends his lead over Austin as they look back on the regular season.
OG Season Guest Shane Riordan joins Austin and Kyle and drops some fake cash on Week 18 of the NFL Season!
One Point for One SeedsWentz Upon a Time in the WestWilder CardsGauging the Temperature of the Bears+more!
Plus, Kyle and Austin tie last week, but Kyle has a substantial lead.
Brian McFayden drops by on our early holiday schedule this week to lay down some cold hard fake cash on the NFL's Week 17 games.
Justin Jefferson Airplane Somebody Too, Jordan Love?
Gifts Points... or Returns the Day After?
In'Stink Bets
and more!
We are still tallying up our Week 16 bets, thanks to Roger Goodell's wonderful holiday game schedule. But it's not looking great for Brockman's parlay.
Chris Brockman (Rich Eisen Show) joins the guys to place some very fake bets on NFL Week 16 games.
Does Anyone Flex During the Flex Game?
CFB Playoff Score Before the NFL?
Lions By Tigers Over Bears, Oh My!
+ more!
And Kyle and Austin catch up on the previous week's bets, including Eddie from Barstool's massive loss.
Eddie from Barstool joins the guys for Week 15 in the NFL. HOW is it already week 15? Eddie drops a thousand bucks of fake cash for his very needy charity.
A Couple of Blue Mascots Jumping
Good Vibe Teams
Chiefs Stupid Sh*t Continues?
+more!
and Kyle miscalculates, Austin catches up!
How is it already week 14?? Julie Stewart-Binks joins the guys to place some bets so ridiculous that they drive Julie straight to therapy.
Austin's Cousin's Penix
Skip Bayless Out-tweeting an NFL Score
More Chiefs Stupid Sh*t?
+more!
and the recap of the incredible Thanksgiving week bets, including Let Kyle Cook.
Comedian (and Cowboys fan!) Jay Light joins the guys to drop some Thanksgiving Week NFL bets. Even for us, they're convoluted.
Austin is going to count questions his wife's aunt asks
Let Kyle Cook (and Bake)
How Old Is Everyone Austin Is Near?
and more!
Plus, Austin gains on Kyle and last week's guest Steve Gorman loses.... a lot.
Steve Gorman returns for some NFL Week 12 bets!
Bailey's Picks
Cheap Ferns Hits
AJ Hawk's Word Count in a Video
and more!
Plus, Kyle takes advantage of an Austin-multiplier to pull further ahead.
Folks, we got him. Mike Keith, the voice of the Tennessee Titans, joins us to lay down some fake cash on Week 11 in the NFL.
Chiefs v Bills Reference Count
Mike's Iconic Music City Miracle Call
Austin in a Parking Lot
+more!
Plus, we recap last week's wild bets, including Maggie Gray beating her challenger, Andrew Perloff.
Maggie Gray joins the guys for NFL Week 10 bets! Can she beat the literal $0 her challengee Andrew Perloff was able to make?
Teams Win By Their Wins
Binghamton Black Bears Bet
Roger Federer-er-er
and more!
Previous Doing Lines CHAMP Bobby Bones returns! Can he defend his crown? The guys layout some Week 9 bets, some good, some... well you know the show. Very ridiculous, very fake bets for very fake money for very wonderful, fake charity.
O/U TNF Halloween Costumes
O/U Election Swing State Game Winners
Jelly Roll and Austin are not ok.
Plus! Austin narrowly avoids losing $7,000 last week.
It's NFL Week 8 and Chris Rongey returns to see if he can break the return-guest-curse! He tries to win some fake money to send influencers on vacation by betting on some, well, ridiculous bets.
Christmas Gifts Early
D-Hops-Kin
Bear Down for Commander-in-Chief
and more!
And Austin continues his epic comeback on the year results.
Josh "Bru" Brubaker, aka Bru on the Radio, joins the guys for NFL Week 7! He places some really fake real cash on really real fake bets for a very good, very immediate cause.
Same Letter Same Score?
Austin's Birthday!
World's Sexiest Touchdowns
and more!
And Austin cuts into Kyle's (massive) lead!
It's Week 6 in the NFL and Andrew Perloff answers his challenge to place some bets! Can he top Paul Pabst on our leaderboard? Some very, very real bets here, folks.
Ayahuasca Kicks In
Browns Eagles... Brown seagulls?
Fantasy Footworks
and more!
Plus, Kyle somehow extends his lead over Austin.
Jessica Smetana (Producer on Dan Le Batard Show) is here for Week 5 bets! Austin and Kyle narrow Jessica's endless F1 and College Football knowledge into two seemingly-barely-related bets.
Max VersTackles
Black&Gold v Texas
MLB Playoff Scoring!
and more!
Plus, Austin is out of the red and... somehow even further behind Kyle.
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