Doing Lines

Sports betting on everything but the sports of sports. Our hosts make fictional lines and spend fictional money to see who can become the real winner. Each week, the hosts (and any prospective guests) bet fictional money and real pride on any of the fictional lines presented on that week’s episode.

NFL Season Recap

With that, another season in the bag. Kyle and Austin gently recap the year and talk sports media narratives.Final Scores on the Season:KYLE $14390 / AUSTIN $9562Our top guests:1) Mike Keith $18002) Jay Light $1551.823) Chris Rongey $1400

02-13
51:02

Super Bowl Bets with Andrew Perloff

Andrew Perloff, our only guest to net a cool ZERO dollars this year betting, is back to place some bets on the Super Bowl. Very real, very fake bets for a very good, very fake charity. T-Swift Versus the Groupchat The Big Uh-Oh Halftime Cameos Versus Former Titans and more!

02-06
01:08:46

Pro Bowl Week with Tony Squares

Tony Squares joins the guys to drop some very real, very fake bets on the most prestigious week of the NFL Season: Pro Bowl Week. Who Wins Dodgeball?Does Anyone Care?Tug-of-Bore... And Kyle slightly extends his lead on Austin in the overall year.

01-30
01:00:55

NFL Conference Championships with Matt Hamilton

Matt Hamilton (Up & Adams Show with Kay Adams⁠) joins the guys to place some bets on the NFL's final four! - Over/Under Allen Mahomes Flops - Burnt End and Wing Cook Temps v Yardage - Tres Way v Kevin Durant Totals and more! Plus, Austin gains some on Kyle, and Trey Wingo lost a TON betting that an Eagles fan would, well, be an Eagles fan.

01-23
56:06

NFL Divisional Round with Trey Wingo

Trey Wingo joins the guys to place some VERY stupid wagers on very real games, with very fake cash. Austin's Exes versus Texans Animals versus People Taylor Swift Shot Chiefs Media Multiplier and more! Plus, Austin gains a bit on Kyle, overall! Is he close? Not particularly.

01-16
01:05:50

NFL Wildcard Weekend with Connor Willey

Connor Willey joins the guys to place some bets down on NFL Wildcard Weekend! Really real, very fake bets. 24/7 Bars in New Orleans Fox-y Sports Network Common First Names +more! Plus, Kyle extends his lead over Austin as they look back on the regular season.

01-09
01:07:07

NFL Week 18 with Shane Riordan

OG Season Guest Shane Riordan joins Austin and Kyle and drops some fake cash on Week 18 of the NFL Season! One Point for One SeedsWentz Upon a Time in the WestWilder CardsGauging the Temperature of the Bears+more! Plus, Kyle and Austin tie last week, but Kyle has a substantial lead.

01-02
01:00:23

NFL Week 17 with Brian McFayden

Brian McFayden drops by on our early holiday schedule this week to lay down some cold hard fake cash on the NFL's Week 17 games. Justin Jefferson Airplane Somebody Too, Jordan Love? Gifts Points... or Returns the Day After? In'Stink Bets and more! We are still tallying up our Week 16 bets, thanks to Roger Goodell's wonderful holiday game schedule. But it's not looking great for Brockman's parlay.

12-24
50:33

NFL Week 16 with Chris Brockman

Chris Brockman (Rich Eisen Show) joins the guys to place some very fake bets on NFL Week 16 games. Does Anyone Flex During the Flex Game? CFB Playoff Score Before the NFL? Lions By Tigers Over Bears, Oh My! + more! And Kyle and Austin catch up on the previous week's bets, including Eddie from Barstool's massive loss.

12-19
01:10:01

NFL Week 15 with Barstool Eddie

Eddie from Barstool joins the guys for Week 15 in the NFL. HOW is it already week 15? Eddie drops a thousand bucks of fake cash for his very needy charity. A Couple of Blue Mascots Jumping Good Vibe Teams Chiefs Stupid Sh*t Continues? +more! and Kyle miscalculates, Austin catches up!

12-12
01:07:07

NFL Week 14 with Julie Stewart-Binks

How is it already week 14?? Julie Stewart-Binks joins the guys to place some bets so ridiculous that they drive Julie straight to therapy. Austin's Cousin's Penix Skip Bayless Out-tweeting an NFL Score More Chiefs Stupid Sh*t? +more! and the recap of the incredible Thanksgiving week bets, including Let Kyle Cook.

12-05
01:01:10

NFL Week 13 with Jay Light

Comedian (and Cowboys fan!) Jay Light joins the guys to drop some Thanksgiving Week NFL bets. Even for us, they're convoluted. Austin is going to count questions his wife's aunt asks Let Kyle Cook (and Bake) How Old Is Everyone Austin Is Near? and more! Plus, Austin gains on Kyle and last week's guest Steve Gorman loses.... a lot.

11-27
51:11

NFL Week 12 with Steve Gorman

Steve Gorman returns for some NFL Week 12 bets! Bailey's Picks Cheap Ferns Hits AJ Hawk's Word Count in a Video and more! Plus, Kyle takes advantage of an Austin-multiplier to pull further ahead.

11-21
01:02:41

NFL Week 11 with Mike Keith

Folks, we got him. Mike Keith, the voice of the Tennessee Titans, joins us to lay down some fake cash on Week 11 in the NFL. Chiefs v Bills Reference Count Mike's Iconic Music City Miracle Call Austin in a Parking Lot +more! Plus, we recap last week's wild bets, including Maggie Gray beating her challenger, Andrew Perloff.

11-14
01:06:53

NFL Week 10 with Maggie Gray

Maggie Gray joins the guys for NFL Week 10 bets! Can she beat the literal $0 her challengee Andrew Perloff was able to make? Teams Win By Their Wins Binghamton Black Bears Bet Roger Federer-er-er and more!

11-07
01:22:13

NFL Week 9 with Bobby Bones

Previous Doing Lines CHAMP Bobby Bones returns! Can he defend his crown? The guys layout some Week 9 bets, some good, some... well you know the show. Very ridiculous, very fake bets for very fake money for very wonderful, fake charity. O/U TNF Halloween Costumes O/U Election Swing State Game Winners Jelly Roll and Austin are not ok. Plus! Austin narrowly avoids losing $7,000 last week.

10-31
53:19

NFL Week 8 with Chris Rongey

It's NFL Week 8 and Chris Rongey returns to see if he can break the return-guest-curse! He tries to win some fake money to send influencers on vacation by betting on some, well, ridiculous bets. Christmas Gifts Early D-Hops-Kin Bear Down for Commander-in-Chief and more! And Austin continues his epic comeback on the year results.

10-24
01:04:23

NFL Week 7 with Josh "Bru" Brubaker

Josh "Bru" Brubaker, aka Bru on the Radio, joins the guys for NFL Week 7! He places some really fake real cash on really real fake bets for a very good, very immediate cause. Same Letter Same Score? Austin's Birthday! World's Sexiest Touchdowns and more! And Austin cuts into Kyle's (massive) lead!

10-17
01:11:22

NFL Week 6 with Andrew Perloff

It's Week 6 in the NFL and Andrew Perloff answers his challenge to place some bets! Can he top Paul Pabst on our leaderboard? Some very, very real bets here, folks. Ayahuasca Kicks In Browns Eagles... Brown seagulls? Fantasy Footworks and more! Plus, Kyle somehow extends his lead over Austin.

10-10
01:12:25

NFL Week 5 with Jessica Smetana

Jessica Smetana (Producer on Dan Le Batard Show) is here for Week 5 bets! Austin and Kyle narrow Jessica's endless F1 and College Football knowledge into two seemingly-barely-related bets. Max VersTackles Black&Gold v Texas MLB Playoff Scoring! and more! Plus, Austin is out of the red and... somehow even further behind Kyle.

10-03
01:06:18

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